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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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K, so I thought of this in geography today. Basically, I give a question and you give a funny answer. A bit like ix's What's The Question.
Example: What is denudation?
This is the law which forces all people to wear clothes.
I'm not expecting a lot of replies though. ;(
there are no prizes. yes, i'm mean.
So EP doesn't eat more Patchy for dinner:
This game will end after five rounds of three questions. I might extend it, if I feel like it. ;o
This is my only activity.
If you get the game, you'll do more than one word.
I've never seen this game before.
Follow all the forum's rules, everyone.
EP wouldn't be like that. D:
And now the actual game rules.
1) Images are allowed, but they need some form of explanation
2) Don't copy someone else's answer
3) Normal answers are not funny. Be creative. ;o
4) If I don't think your answer is funny, you don't get the point. No ifs, ands or buts.
RUOK WITH THAT? :0
Anyway, heres the first few:
1) Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?
2) Will you marry me?
3) Why are you kicking the customers, cashier?
Scoreboard:
R_R: 8
DMM: 3
Beav: 3
Sneaky_Sneasel: 10
XRadar: 2
Cellblock CS1: 5
solidraiden: 3
AKART: 1
linkfan57x: 1
Last edited by Patchy on Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:57 pm, edited 6 times in total.
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:23 am |
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Jaguar
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:32 am Posts: 114
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1. No my watch was eaten by EP
2. No
3. Because I have a rare disease called kickdacrapoutofanyone syndrome so if I was u I would sling your hook before I break your arm
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:30 am |
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Beav232
Just your average 10 year old
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:05 pm Posts: 197 Location: Look behind you. I'm the guy with the knife.
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1) *watch beeps* Time for my daily dose of KILLING!!! HAHAHAHA!!! *shoots people*
2) Are you rich? If you... say... mysteriously die... will you leave the money to me?
3) Sorry, I got a twitch!
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:23 pm |
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DarkMegaMan
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:39 pm Posts: 335 Location: Sitting on a chair
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1) My watch transformed into a robot, and is now taking over the world, so the time would be END OF THE WORLDS ZOMG!!11!
2) Do I know you?
3) I'm actually an evol alien who wants to kick people.
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:09 pm |
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Registeel_Rocks
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 pm Posts: 1578 Location: Wisconsin
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This sounds like fun.
1) How rude!!! I'm a woman!! *slap*
2) Do you have life insurance?
3) Because my arms are tired.
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:43 pm |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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Good answers guys. In all honesty, R_R wins all three. I actually lol'd. ;D
But since that might be a bit unfair, I'll give R_R two points for some, and pick out second winners.
Scoreboard:
Registeel_Rocks: 5
DarkMegaMan: 1 ( Do I know you?)
Beav232: 1 ( Sorry, I have a twitch!)
Everyone, R_R's answers were more what I was thinking of. Like, funny, but sort of realistic! :)
4) ..Do you need some help with that? o_O
5) IF I TELL YOU WILL YOU STOP POKING ME!?
6) Thats a good question. Where IS my umbrella?
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Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:24 am |
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Jaguar
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:32 am Posts: 114
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4) Are you insinuating that I cannot do it myself?
5) Yeah Okay. *It told secret* Continues Poking. I lied
6) I don't know why don't you go into that windowless shed and ask Joseph Fritzel
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Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:48 am |
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Beav232
Just your average 10 year old
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:05 pm Posts: 197 Location: Look behind you. I'm the guy with the knife.
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Patchy wrote:
4) ..Do you need some help with that? o_O
5) IF I TELL YOU WILL YOU STOP POKING ME!?
6) Thats a good question. Where IS my umbrella?
4) Help with what? All I'm doing is breathing!
5) *poke* If it's important enough *poke*
6) Where do you want it?
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Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:06 pm |
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Registeel_Rocks
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 pm Posts: 1578 Location: Wisconsin
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Spent all day thinking of some witty replies... these ones were harder today.
4) Ah, it's nothing serious. By chance though, do you know of a doctor that can remove a tarantula from inside an ear?
5) Ha! And Wilson said poking around for information wouldn't work.
6) It's okay Mr. Patchy, let's just walk quietly back to your psych ward and we'll find your umbrella for you later...
4 and 6 were really hard D:
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Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:06 pm |
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Sneaky Sneasel
Gym Leader
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:21 pm Posts: 3128 Location: College
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4. Unless you have 11 PhDs in physics, no thanks.
5. Only if I get half.
6. I dunno, go ask Rihanna. UNDER MY UMBRELLA ELLA ELLA
I know these suck
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Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:20 pm |
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XRader
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:09 pm Posts: 74 Location: On a little blue marble called Earth rolling through the playground known as the Solar System.
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Sounds interesting, plus I need something to do while I wait for Werewolf.
4. That depends, do you know of a funny way to answer your own question?
5. Fine. *shouting to some random person* Will you please poke this person for me?
6. I took it with me and used it to fly to england so I could be a babysitter for some kids. Then I kind of left it there when I left. (Marry Poppins ftw!)
_________________Thanks, Afonso, for the awesome avvie, and Ender for the epic sig
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Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:24 pm |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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Lol, sorry guys, that round was pretty uncreative on my part.
4) I think XRadar gets this one. ;P
5) R_R and XRadar
6) S_S and XRadar
/me updates scoreboard
7) what is stas
8) y is ur fav smiley
9) What song is THAT, and WHY is it appropriate to sing it in the middle of class, young man?
Edit: happy now ep
Last edited by Patchy on Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:21 am |
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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1554
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i take issue with #7
the proper format is what is stas
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Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:08 am |
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Cellblock
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:03 am Posts: 604 Location: Running In The 90s
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7) Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
8) Cuz ur dumb
9) I'm not singing. And put your clothes back on, sir.
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Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:31 am |
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solidraiden
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:58 am Posts: 58 Location: the avatar is what i look like in RL
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meah ill give it a shot
7) stupid teenage aggressive sloths the hit new show from the makers of tmnt
2) because charizard begins with a Q
3) im not singing my shoes are
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Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:27 pm |
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Beav232
Just your average 10 year old
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:05 pm Posts: 197 Location: Look behind you. I'm the guy with the knife.
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Patchy wrote:
7) what is stas
8) y is ur fav smiley
9) What song is THAT, and WHY is it appropriate to sing it in the middle of class, young man?
7: Stupid Teens asking stuff
8: Because it has Zero Trans Fat and only 100,000 grams of sugar.
9: What lesson is THAt and WHY is it appropriate to teach it the middle of class... uhh... crap... old dude!
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Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:19 pm |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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I would normally mark the round about now, but I'll leave this one open a bit longer.
Some of you could edit your answers. ;p
(R_R where are you D:)
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:04 am |
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Sneaky Sneasel
Gym Leader
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:21 pm Posts: 3128 Location: College
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7. lol S_S
8. the mysterius lintaro
9. idk, my bff jill?
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:56 am |
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DarkMegaMan
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:39 pm Posts: 335 Location: Sitting on a chair
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7) Stupid Transforming Argument Stools
8) GOT A PROBLEM?! *pulls out nuke*
9) [singing]Never gonna give you up...[/singing] Oh, sorry. idk why.
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:06 pm |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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S_S gets 7 and 8. ;P
Cellblock gets 9.
10) Would you happen to know how I can get to the candy shop?
11) ..Is that a grape you're eating?
12) Why won't this wall break
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:35 pm |
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Cellblock
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:03 am Posts: 604 Location: Running In The 90s
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10) Ask MJ kthxbai
11) I'll tell you the truth when you're older.
12) You're not doing it right. You need to call Chuck Norris, idiot.
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:10 pm |
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Beav232
Just your average 10 year old
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:05 pm Posts: 197 Location: Look behind you. I'm the guy with the knife.
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Patchy wrote:
10) Would you happen to know how I can get to the candy shop?
11) ..Is that a grape you're eating?
12) Why won't this wall break
*tries to avoid dirty images*
10: Up your butt and around the corner
11: Blame a bee.
12: CAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET AND THE WALL'S NOT REAL!!!!!!
(not shouting at anyone, at the *fictional* person asking this stuff)
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:20 pm |
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solidraiden
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:58 am Posts: 58 Location: the avatar is what i look like in RL
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Quote:
10) Would you happen to know how I can get to the candy shop?
11) ..Is that a grape you're eating?
12) Why won't this wall break
10) sorry kid dont, but i have free candy and puppies in my van if you want some. ( )
11) nope its a life size model of your brain.
12) uh dude, that's not a brick wall that's a computer fire wall
(other guy): AHH it feels like Norton anti virus
11alternate)* im not eating it im making out with it
*just wanted to put this in for lols dont accept it as a subbmission
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:02 pm |
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Sneaky Sneasel
Gym Leader
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:21 pm Posts: 3128 Location: College
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10. I'll take to the candy shop, I'll let you lic...my dignity won't let me finish this, I'm sorry.
11. I can't think of anything good for this one.
12. You need to learn Brick Break, which is TM 31.
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:00 pm |
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DarkMegaMan
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:39 pm Posts: 335 Location: Sitting on a chair
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10) Sorry, but try asking that guy with the black and white stripped prison suit.
11) The name is Grape, White Grape
12) Hello, you have reached customer service, please hold. *incredibly annoying music starts playing that burns your ear drums*
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:07 pm |
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