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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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For anyone who remembers the Backfire Game in May of last year, the object was to corrupt the wish of the last player, then make a wish yourself. Then wait for that to be corrupted.
Since the last one was so successful, this one will go by the same rules. Click here and read them well.
The ending date will be April 30 (the end of this month). Now I'll start the competition off, with something simple:
I wish for a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich.
Now the next person to post corrupts this and makes a wish, and so on until April 30th.
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:06 am |
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Medichamrulez
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:06 am Posts: 170 Location: Making cookies :D
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Granted, but your peanut-butter and jelly sandwich is made from the peanut butter your dog wouldnt lick off of it's nose. (Not very funny, I'm not very good at these sorts of games, so sorry. )
I wish I had my own 5-star resturant.
_________________Credit to this awesome sig goes to eon. 92% of all competitive battlers think that Skarm, Bliss, and a good 'Chomp is all you need to own things. If you're in the 8% who value creative thinking and originality with your teams, put this in you signature.
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:53 pm |
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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1554
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Granted but the food tastes so good and so many people want to eat there that you can't keep up with demand and eventually are forced to go out of business.
I wish I didn't have to deal with idiots/stupidity/etc. in my life
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:23 pm |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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Granted, but all idiots disappear and you are no longer a moderator.
I wish I didn't have asthma.
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:07 am |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Granted, but you now have emphysema which is worse.
I wish that all of my homework was done neatly and correctly (technically not 3 things - I want the homeowrk done, in 2 states).
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:53 am |
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Poe
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:56 am Posts: 860 Location: Maryland
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Granted, but a dog ate it. (Oh the irony).
I wish that I had muscles.
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:53 am |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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Granted, but then they're so big that you can't walk through the doors to any weight-lifting competitions.
I wish was red.
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:48 pm |
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Mitch The Dragon Tamer
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:20 am Posts: 274
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your red but its that shade of red that looks like pink and you keep saying its red but we all know its not and people think ur a bit girly and anoying
i wish for the power to turn things into gold
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:06 pm |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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Granted, but then there is so much gold in the world that nobody wants to buy it anymore.
I wish I had every Pokemon in its shiny form.
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:16 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Granted. However, as soon as that happens, your saved data gets corrupted.
I wish irony didn't exist.
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:05 pm |
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Mitch The Dragon Tamer
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:20 am Posts: 274
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granted but ironicly the wish granter doesnt know what irony is and the element with the symbol Fe no longer esits and so your house falls down
i wish for infinte knowlage
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Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:24 am |
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XRader
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:09 pm Posts: 74 Location: On a little blue marble called Earth rolling through the playground known as the Solar System.
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Granted, but you know every little detail about everything, and eventually you become insane because something knew pops into your head every nanosecond.
I wish that all the world leaders would finally make a peace treaty to stop wars.
_________________Thanks, Afonso, for the awesome avvie, and Ender for the epic sig
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Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:01 am |
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Darjulok
Ace Trainer
Joined: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:31 pm Posts: 362 Location: In the Abyss
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Granted, but people ignore the treaty and wars continue
I wish I were a Lizardman.
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Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:22 pm |
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blazevoir~
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:12 pm Posts: 31
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Granted, but you are captured and studied upon by scientists in order to engineer a new super human for war. They keep you alive at all costs, leaving you with a long and agonizing life.
I wish I had an ordinary bean burrito to eat.
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Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:50 pm |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Granted, but it is poisonous, so you dye.
I wish windows Vista worked better - faster, more ackwards compatability, etc.
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Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:55 pm |
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Poe
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:56 am Posts: 860 Location: Maryland
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Granted but then it blows up your computer and Apple takes over the world. (To be honest, I like both Apple and Microsoft).
I wish that I had all the money in the world. (Oh noes!)
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Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:14 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Granted, but you're unable to spend any of it.
I wish Internet Explorer would finally shape up and stop being such a horrible browser.
Edit: Corruption changed due to Poe's Simulpost.
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Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:14 pm |
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XRader
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:09 pm Posts: 74 Location: On a little blue marble called Earth rolling through the playground known as the Solar System.
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Granted, but the price to use the internet spikes up, and you can't pay for it.
I wish I could lift something ten times my weight without breaking a sweat.
_________________Thanks, Afonso, for the awesome avvie, and Ender for the epic sig
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Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:15 pm |
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Medichamrulez
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:06 am Posts: 170 Location: Making cookies :D
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Granted, but you try to lift such huge weights at a weight lifting competition that you fall through the floor.
I wish I had a ice cream cone of chocolate ice cream.
_________________Credit to this awesome sig goes to eon. 92% of all competitive battlers think that Skarm, Bliss, and a good 'Chomp is all you need to own things. If you're in the 8% who value creative thinking and originality with your teams, put this in you signature.
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Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:06 pm |
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XRader
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:09 pm Posts: 74 Location: On a little blue marble called Earth rolling through the playground known as the Solar System.
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Granted, but now you have ice cream on your head.
I wish that UPS was faster at delivering things.
_________________Thanks, Afonso, for the awesome avvie, and Ender for the epic sig
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:24 pm |
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Poe
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:56 am Posts: 860 Location: Maryland
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Granted but then FedEx delivers even faster.
I wish I was the best baseball player ever.
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:32 pm |
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XRader
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:09 pm Posts: 74 Location: On a little blue marble called Earth rolling through the playground known as the Solar System.
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Granted, but the sport becomes so boring for you because it isn't a challenge.
I wish to secretly be the smartest person in the world (but not having invinite knowledge).
_________________Thanks, Afonso, for the awesome avvie, and Ender for the epic sig
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:37 pm |
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blazevoir~
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:12 pm Posts: 31
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Granted, but you are constantly battered for help and advice by everybody you see.
I wish I could be more socially comfortable.
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:14 pm |
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JsXtm
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:34 pm Posts: 2204 Location: Madison, WI
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Granted, but it only works when you're drunk.
I wish the day was longer, so I could sleep more and still get everything I need to do done.
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Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:52 am |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Granted, but because the day is longer, the calendar system has to be redone to accomodate for the new hours. Leap years will no longer exists, and sleep patterns will become out of whack. In short, it's a disturbance of Gregorian proportions.
I wish that Sceptile had higher base stats, so it would be even more powerful.
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