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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 667 Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted, but the Chansey ham tastes bad
I wish the Chansey ham tasted good and was healthy for you
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Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:11 pm |
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GofD
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:38 pm Posts: 1422 Location: Somewhere in this general area.
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Granted, but its a crime to eat chansey ham, So you get thrown in jail.
I wish for a #.
_________________ A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.
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Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:49 pm |
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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 667 Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted, 666 I wish I could memorize the first 1,000,000 digits of pi right now.
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Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:08 pm |
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Mr. Dude
Ace Trainer
Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:35 pm Posts: 276 Location: Hiding from the voices
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Granted, but suddenly your gym teacher jumps out from behind your lamp and asks for the first 1,000,001 digits of pi. And if you get one wrong you fail gym.
I wish for Happiny cheese and Blissey BBQ sauce to go on my delicious Chansey ham sub.
_________________ Pokemon Factoid: All computer-controlled Pokemon have Serene Grace, Compoundeyes, and Super Luck at the same time. Click the eggs/hatchlings or die. (There may be none, but you should click them anyway.)
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Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:38 pm |
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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 667 Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted but 1. I'm not taking gym class this year 2. It's still a crime to eat Chansey ham, so you get arrested. I wish Excadrill would finally get OU banned, considering it was nominated 4 TIMES for the suspect test, and it'll most likely be nominated a 5th time
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Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:48 pm |
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/vXv\
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:45 pm Posts: 829 Location: In a Secret Hideout
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Granted but since everyone who doesn't play Pokemon online no longer follows the way of smogon, It is completely meaningless. BTW Trick room sandstorm FTW
I wish People no longer disconnected When I'm winning on random match-up. Even on free mode they disconnect, Total losers
I've one over 100 match but 2/3 of them disconnect.
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Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:57 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Granted. Your Wifi crashes and YOU disconnect.
I wish Chuck Norris did not exist.
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Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:01 pm |
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IceArceus12
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:13 pm Posts: 254
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Granted, but then you don't exist after he came back as a zombie and took away your soul
I wish I had a pizza
_________________goodbye for eternity... Check out My Brand New and Improved Trading Centre!!! THE SUPERSTORE IS NOW CLOSED
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:00 am |
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Mr. Dude
Ace Trainer
Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:35 pm Posts: 276 Location: Hiding from the voices
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Granted, but one of the toppings was Chansey ham.
I wish came in every color.
_________________ Pokemon Factoid: All computer-controlled Pokemon have Serene Grace, Compoundeyes, and Super Luck at the same time. Click the eggs/hatchlings or die. (There may be none, but you should click them anyway.)
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:41 am |
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GofD
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:38 pm Posts: 1422 Location: Somewhere in this general area.
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Granted, but theres so many that they have to exclude some, so where back to where we started.
I wish for a universal remote.
_________________ A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:23 am |
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IceArceus12
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:13 pm Posts: 254
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Granted, but it doesn't work and self destructs itself
I wish for a pizza without chansey ham
_________________goodbye for eternity... Check out My Brand New and Improved Trading Centre!!! THE SUPERSTORE IS NOW CLOSED
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:29 am |
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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 667 Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted, but it has BLISSEY ham! Which is also illegal to eat! I wish people would stop eating Chansey and Blissey ham. (now that I think of it, poor Chansey and Blissey! )
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:13 pm |
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IceArceus12
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:13 pm Posts: 254
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Granted, Chansey/Blissey ham no longer exists
I wish I had a vegetarian pizza
_________________goodbye for eternity... Check out My Brand New and Improved Trading Centre!!! THE SUPERSTORE IS NOW CLOSED
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:20 pm |
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Skeleton
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:34 am Posts: 397 Location: Movieland
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Granted but eating vegetarians is socially unacceptable
I wish for the chance to make a fantastic omelet of chansey eggs and bacon
_________________ Whoever wins... has to change into a yellow outfit, okay?
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:42 pm |
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IceArceus12
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:13 pm Posts: 254
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Granted, NO MORE CHANSEY/BLISSEY HAM can me made/consumed/discussed or you will die
I wish I had a drink
_________________goodbye for eternity... Check out My Brand New and Improved Trading Centre!!! THE SUPERSTORE IS NOW CLOSED
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:31 pm |
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rex09
Pokemon Master
Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 1312
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Granted, but it dries out your throat and burns as you pee it back out. No, it doesn't get digested first.
I wish I had an infinite amount of energy.
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:44 pm |
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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1554
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Granted, but Seto Kaiba hacks into your rp and **** with it.
i wish that this wish backfires
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:38 pm |
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rex09
Pokemon Master
Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 1312
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Granted.
I wish EP wasn't so terrible at nuzlocke :O (you brought this on yourself)
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:41 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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He becomes so good at it that he puts the rest of you to shame. Hell, his team is all shiny now and never dies. And they're insanely over-leveled so they can basically sneeze and gym leaders fall down and give out badges and junk. And then when you find out all you can think of is how ironic it is that you just died in the first rival fight.
I wish that when I make this wish that the comment to backfire it will be outrageously long, so long that it stops making sense halfway through the explanation.
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:23 pm |
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Skeleton
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:34 am Posts: 397 Location: Movieland
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^ Backfire. Picture = thousand words etc. etc. :> I wish for a novelty magic lamp with a novelty genie inside who does nothin' but chill
_________________ Whoever wins... has to change into a yellow outfit, okay?
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Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:58 am |
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GofD
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:38 pm Posts: 1422 Location: Somewhere in this general area.
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Granted, he turns you into an icecube. he then uses you to cool his drink of expired clam juice.
I wish for a hammer with a Pizza disspenser.
_________________ A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.
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Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:26 am |
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IceArceus12
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:13 pm Posts: 254
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Granted. The pizza dispenser doesn't work so it's useless
I wish I had a sock
_________________goodbye for eternity... Check out My Brand New and Improved Trading Centre!!! THE SUPERSTORE IS NOW CLOSED
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Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:33 am |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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*punches IceArceus12 in the face*
Granted.
I wish for France to explode.
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Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:38 am |
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Skeleton
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:34 am Posts: 397 Location: Movieland
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Granted but nobody was filming it so we never get to see the eiffel tower fall down for real
I wish for the awesome power of the Triforce (I hear it's awesome)
_________________ Whoever wins... has to change into a yellow outfit, okay?
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Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:09 pm |
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Mr. Dude
Ace Trainer
Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:35 pm Posts: 276 Location: Hiding from the voices
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Granted, but I get the awesome power of the Quadforce, which rips your Triforce to shreds.
I wish for a magic jar of mayo.
_________________ Pokemon Factoid: All computer-controlled Pokemon have Serene Grace, Compoundeyes, and Super Luck at the same time. Click the eggs/hatchlings or die. (There may be none, but you should click them anyway.)
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Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:24 pm |
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