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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1350 Location: C-Town
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God, I can't not post this.
Wtf would want to use something like this?
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:07 am |
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shinashu taji
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:49 pm Posts: 1196 Location: William McKinley High School. Lima, Ohio.
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I honestly don't know what or how to respond to this.
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:41 pm |
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goldenquagsire
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
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at least the spiderman one is vaguely practical. pikachu just looks like he'd rip something whilst trying to get in.
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:08 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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I think Metapod would bhe a better...representative for this. Harden, String Shot, I can see it all now.
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:18 pm |
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Registeel_Rocks
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 pm Posts: 1578 Location: Wisconsin
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Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images
arrrrrrrrgh
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Sat May 01, 2010 2:19 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Um....lol? That just doesn't seem......right.....
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Sat May 01, 2010 4:12 pm |
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pokemon_god
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:34 am Posts: 553
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This is... wow. Umm.... I do not know how to respond to this.
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Sun May 02, 2010 9:03 am |
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goldenquagsire
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
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Registeel_Rocks wrote: Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images
arrrrrrrrgh
remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems.
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Tue May 04, 2010 1:51 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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goldenquagsire wrote: Registeel_Rocks wrote: Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images
arrrrrrrrgh
remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems.
What about the problems caused by lube? Like being teen pregnant.
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Tue May 04, 2010 6:14 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Emin Jofit wrote: goldenquagsire wrote: Registeel_Rocks wrote: Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images
arrrrrrrrgh
remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems.
What about the problems caused by lube? Like being teen pregnant.
Lube 'em up and slip 'em out?
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Tue May 04, 2010 6:49 pm |
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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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Emin Jofit wrote: teen pregnant
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Wed May 05, 2010 4:55 am |
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AEP: Master Trainer
Ace Trainer
Joined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:53 pm Posts: 386 Location: Confidential for specific reasons...
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Wow, talk about mixing phenomenons... Can't help but laugh at Link's response.
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Wed May 05, 2010 8:19 am |
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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1350 Location: C-Town
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Emin Jofit wrote: goldenquagsire wrote: Registeel_Rocks wrote: Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images
arrrrrrrrgh
remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems.
What about the problems caused by lube? Like being teen pregnant.
Yes, remember kids, if you use lube, you will get pregnant. It's better to go without just to be sure.
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Wed May 05, 2010 8:59 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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DatVu wrote: Yes, remember kids, if you use lube, you will get pregnant. It's better to go without just to be sure.
No lube = friction = high levels of heat = dead sperm cells = no pregnancy.
Or alternatively, no lube = friction = heat = melting sexy parts = sexy parts fusing togeher = no baby but it might equal awkward Siamese people.
It's science. All the cool kids are doing it.
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Thu May 06, 2010 7:07 pm |
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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1350 Location: C-Town
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Oh yeah. Sometimes when I have sex without lube, I get burned, because it's too hot, and I have to pull out.
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Thu May 06, 2010 8:50 pm |
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Crunchy
Gym Leader
Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:09 pm Posts: 3230 Location: island of giant spiders with shooting lasers
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I don't know how the topic suddenly changed to teen pregnancy, but here we go...
Remembers kids, protect yourself. Use a condom.
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Fri May 07, 2010 1:21 am |
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goldenquagsire
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
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Crunchy wrote: I don't know how the topic suddenly changed to teen pregnancy, but here we go...
Remembers kids, protect yourself. Use a condom.
or if you're poor as **** or Catholic, remember that buttsex is nature's contraceptive.
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Fri May 07, 2010 9:47 am |
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AEP: Master Trainer
Ace Trainer
Joined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:53 pm Posts: 386 Location: Confidential for specific reasons...
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And for all the kids, if you don't know what that is, ask your parents! They'll love you for it!
But seriously, I think it was someone drawing a parallel to Pikachu sticking in something... (?)
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Fri May 07, 2010 5:40 pm |
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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1350 Location: C-Town
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goldenquagsire wrote:
or if you're poor as **** or Catholic, remember that buttsex is nature's contraceptive.
Lmao. I think this is why my grandparents had so many children. They were devout Catholics who apparently didn't care much for the rhythm method. I think only menopause stopped child #14. Or maybe they just liked sex so much not even the rhythm method could stop it.
Also, in that Zelda comic, Link raises his right hand, then punches with his left. Retarded.
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Fri May 07, 2010 9:47 pm |
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WirelessBrain
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:05 am Posts: 614 Location: Coming soon to a store near you!
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Just been creeped out by that first image. That one of link..LOL
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Sat May 15, 2010 5:28 am |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Condoms don't protect against everything - HIV is small enough to pass through (sad, isn't it?)
I prefer meditation, and waiting for the right time, the right person.
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Sat May 15, 2010 8:11 pm |
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WirelessBrain
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:05 am Posts: 614 Location: Coming soon to a store near you!
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Peanut-Lover wrote: Condoms don't protect against everything - HIV is small enough to pass through (sad, isn't it?)
I prefer meditation, and waiting for the right time, the right person.
Well..Condoms can't protect against Chuck Norris...
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Sun May 16, 2010 5:06 am |
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goldenquagsire
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
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Peanut-Lover wrote: Condoms don't protect against everything - HIV is small enough to pass through (sad, isn't it?)
no I'm pretty sure condoms do help protect against HIV otherwise there wouldn't be such a **** over the Pope banning condoms in Africa.
Quote: I prefer meditation, and waiting for the right time, the right person.
because buddhist chanting is clinically proven to kill off 100% of sperm 100% of the time.
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Sun May 16, 2010 1:35 pm |
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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1350 Location: C-Town
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I think that the size of the virus is smaller than the umm... binding of latex. Although, I don't think it can jump through the condom as a virus needs a host cell, and it can't replicate if it has no contact with cells between hosts engaged in coitus.
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Sun May 16, 2010 8:30 pm |
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Registeel_Rocks
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 pm Posts: 1578 Location: Wisconsin
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If STD's could jump from person to person without flesh-on-flesh contact, everyone would be infected with everything. Condoms arent perfect, but they're pretty damn close.
Only thing safer is to never have sex, but that's the same as avoiding getting hit by a car by staying inside... forever. (yay Bullsh*t)
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