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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted, but if everyone is a super hero, then nobody is super, theyre just noraml, and nobody needs to be rescued.
I wish i was omniscient. lol.
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Dracomence
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:06 am Posts: 123 Location: i'll never tell BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!
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granted but i don't know what omniscient is
i wish i knew what omniscient was
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:14 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but now you are deathly afraid of it. Boo!
I wish I had a million fluffy pillows to sleep on that wouldn't suffocate me.
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:56 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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omnicient means i know everything, dracomence.
Granted, but when you turn on the light, it ignites the fluffy pillows and your burned alive.
(lets try this again, shall we?) I wish i was omnicient.
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:02 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but only everything that makes you sick or uncomfortable and you can't forget them. They're always there!~
I wish I had burn ointment...
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:11 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted except this burn ointment burns, doesnt help burns.
I wish i was a pokemon.
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:07 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but now you are a slave of battle and must constantly fight to the....unconsciousness...
I wish I could shape shift.
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:33 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted. but every time you shapeshift you lose a million brain cells.
I wish i didnt have so much school work.
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:19 pm |
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REPTILE
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:34 pm Posts: 120 Location: Texas
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Granted but now insted u have taxes to pay, and bills and all thar other bad stuff
I wish for more freash orange juice
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:09 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but it smells and tastes kinda funny. Eww...
I wish there was something good on tv....
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:21 am |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but your family decides to go Amish and all of the electricity is gone forever.
I wish for everyone else's positive wishes to come true...for me. MWAHAHA!
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:15 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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Granted, but for every wish that is granted for you it takes away one year of your potential life span. by the time you read this you will have approximately sixteen minutes left of your life.
I wish for a Root beer float. (yes, again. XD )
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:30 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but my straw reaches acroooooooooooooooss the room and drinks you as a root beer float. I drink you as a root beer, Ryder! I drink you up!
Hm...
I wish I would die in any way imaginable.
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:33 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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lol, first off i like my granted for emin jofit better XD
ok, and now to grant your wish. when you are asked to do a report on shakespeare you go to an old dusty library. inside this old dusty library you find an old dusty book of untold horror plays made by shakespeare. however, when you open this book, excited at your find, you are sucked in and every time you die in a story (in a gruesome, painful way i would imagine) you are transported to the next story to die again. i will leave exactly how you die (ahem) to your imagination.
I wish someone would grant my wish for a rootbeer float already, im a gettin hungry.
EDIT: I was just drinked up? and my name is Ryder, not Rider, lol. Are you a vampire that drinks meh blood. O_O
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:41 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but by the time you get it, you don't want it any more.
I wish I could teleport!
Sorry, Ryder. I went back to change my response because you answered before me and I was typing fast and miss-spelled your name. All fixed! I think I also miss-read your wish so...yeah, vampire I guess... ^_^
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:22 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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thanks dan. anywhoo.
Granted, but you dont know where you'll end up when you teleport. imagine if you teleport into the sun. oops. Fried dan for dinner. XD
I wish i was a crocodile. (please dont make me into luggage or clothing, or any sort of inanimate object, including being dead. use ur imagination. )
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:30 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but Steve Irwin (before the sting ray) comes and catches you and puts you all over the TV and your crocodile friends see you getting pwned and you have to hang your crocodile head in shame.
I wish I had a pet condor that wouldn't attack me or any of my other pets or family or friends. And it fed me bacon.
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:46 pm |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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Granted. But a Crazy person comes and shoots it down with a shotgun, and steals your bacon.
I wish i had some paint.
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Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:40 am |
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REPTILE
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:34 pm Posts: 120 Location: Texas
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Granted but the only color u have is gray
I wish my phone would activate allready
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Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:22 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted, but theres a glitch in the system and your charged $1,000 dollars a month for it.
I wish i glowed in the dark.
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:18 pm |
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Lv 100 Sceptile
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:28 pm Posts: 77 Location: Just Northeast of the Almia region, at the top of the highest mounain.
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Granted, but it's because you're radioactive and you'll die in a month.
I wish I had a life.
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:21 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted, but its life as a snail.
I wish i had X-ray vision. (dont judge me, just trying to see how this could go wrong. )
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:28 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but so does everything else so everyone has to make things out of led. Yay for toxic clothes!
I wish I had a Skeleton Key. :I
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:27 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted, but its not the kind of skeleton key that can unlock anything, its literally a key made from a skeleton. and it gives its owner horrible luck. XD
I wish ...... um ....... i wish...... for..... world domination?
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:45 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but you take power and then someone gets jealous and suffocates you in your sleep.
I wish Phantasms would make more comics...
(they're AWESOME! - http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=0 )
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:00 pm |
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