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Ryanh181
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:50 am Posts: 889 Location: Nova Scotia. Yeah, It exists.
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Granted, but your Wii breaks.
I wish HGSS would come out sooner. Like at least the 12th.
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Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:47 am |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy it, and when you finally get the cash the game is sold out.
I wish I wasn't such an angry person sometimes.
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Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:53 am |
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Electrike!
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:29 pm Posts: 123 Location: What, you want directions or something?
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Granted, now you're always a sad person.
I wish my Crystal's battery wasn't dead.
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Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:54 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted. now your gameboys batteries are dead and they leaked battery acid into the battery compartment and the acid ate away at the electrical connections. so your game boy no longer works.
I wish that i had three wishes.
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:23 am |
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Void
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:44 am Posts: 45 Location: Dancing like nobody's watching
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Granted, but they can only be used to wish for salad forks.
I wish that my life was like a movie. (I'm just asking for it now, aren't I?)
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:24 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but it turns out to be like some old British comedy that nobody understands.
I wish for some happy music on the radio for me to listen to.
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:31 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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lol, granted, but you dont get that station where you live, and its not online.
I wish i could run faster than a cheetah. (im certain of it. theres some form of pain in meh future, lol)
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:06 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but as you try and catch up with the bus you just missed, you trip on your shoelaces and fall flat on the pavement, scraping up your face and as you try to get back up again, a semi completely misses that you were on the road and hits you with six different wheels in a row. Looks like someone's gonna want some morphine.
I wish I knew all languages fluently, even the ones that nobody speaks anymore.
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:15 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted, but you get them mixed up, so you speak gibberish and no one understands you.
I wish i had some morphine. XD
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:20 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but you become addicted to it and you get too much at once and you go into a coma.
I wish for delicious cake that tastes awful to everyone but me and if I drop it it's still okay to eat.
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:42 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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Granted, but your dog eats it. you know it has no sense of taste it licks its you know what.
I wish i had some hot chocolate. that is not going to burn me. and that i actually drink it.
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Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:44 am |
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Void
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:44 am Posts: 45 Location: Dancing like nobody's watching
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Granted, but it explodes as soon as it hits your stomach.
I wish I could get a good night's sleep.
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Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:18 pm |
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REPTILE
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:34 pm Posts: 120 Location: Texas
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Granted but u cant wake up again
I wish I could never get hurt
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Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:52 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted. instead of getting hurt, you will die if you so much as scratch your finger or stub your toe.
I wish that i could read peoples minds. ooh. lol.
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Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:14 am |
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Manaphy10
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:34 pm Posts: 158 Location: Unknown
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Granted but you only hear thoughts that you don't wanna hear.
I wish I could not get hurt nor die
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Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:24 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but so many internal injuries that went undetected end up putting you in a coma.
I wish for more courage.
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Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:35 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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Granted, now your so courageous you run into a burning building to save a flower that you saw on the thirteenth floor....and get burned to a crisp. you didnt wish to be invincible. lol.
I wish i was immortal.
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Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:42 pm |
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REPTILE
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:34 pm Posts: 120 Location: Texas
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Granted but Your left Alone in the world No people or Animals.... all alone :O
I wish I could walk on walls without falling
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Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:47 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted, but now you fall if you try and walk on the ground
I wish i was a bird. XD
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Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:40 am |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but now you fail at depth perception and hit a Windex'ed window, dislocating a verteba or two. Now how much do you like that Windex of yours?
I wish that I could eat all the girl scout cookies in the world and actually not change weight or have any side effects to it.
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Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:04 pm |
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Ryder
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am Posts: 625
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granted. and now the girl scouts will call their mafia buddies if you dont pay up for all them cookies.
I wish i was a fish. lol.
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Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:17 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but you get made into sushi. Very delicious sushi, I might add.
I wish I had some candy (inb4 you steal it).
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Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:39 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but the person you got it from lies, giving you a rather large does of chlorine. Ooo...that's gotta burn...
I wish for world peace.
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Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:07 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but according to Geroge Orwell in 1984 WAR IS PEACE, so you're really wishing for a constant state of war because for peace to ensue the world must be in a constant state of fighting. Welcome to the Party, Dan Roswald.
I wish I could smell with my elbows.
P.S. Dan, you cannot give someone "chloride" because that imples it is bonded to a metal or non-metal to form a salt of some kind. You would have to specify sodium chloride, potassium chloride, etc for it's very difficult to just pass out chloride anions. You meant to say they gave me a large dose of chlorine. I'm majoring in Chemistry this fall when I go to college, btw.
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Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:59 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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(Whoops! Fixed! ...I knew that...! )
Granted: but now everyone that sees you, greets you with, "Why do you have nostrils on your elbows...?" Awkward~
I wish that everyone was a super hero!
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Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:09 pm |
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