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Jaguar
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:32 am Posts: 114
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The idea is that I suggest an idea, and anyone at all comes in with an idea for it.
Example: I post
Quote: ~Round One~
Things a builder would never say.
Example: A competitor posts
Quote: I'm getting sick and tired of chicks walking around.
But the thing is, don't be serious! Give us all a laugh and a half.
One guess per person for each statement.
Whosever’s answer is funniest will receive 3 points
Whosever’s answer is the second funniest will receive 2 points
Whosever’s answer is the third funniest will receive 1 points
My decision is final.
This activity will end on the 6th of July.
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~Round 1~
Worst news that you could ever be told about your personal health.
Worst superhero idea possible.
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:12 pm |
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/vXv\
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:45 pm Posts: 829 Location: In a Secret Hideout
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I regret to inform you because it appears that you have died...
Captin Karp ![Magikarp {magikarp}](./images/smilies/129.gif)
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:35 pm |
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XRader
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:09 pm Posts: 74 Location: On a little blue marble called Earth rolling through the playground known as the Solar System.
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I'm sorry sir, but there seems to be a watermelon in your colon.
Super Jagz
_________________ Thanks, Afonso, for the awesome avvie, and Ender for the epic sig
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:25 pm |
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Beav232
Just your average 10 year old
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:05 pm Posts: 197 Location: Look behind you. I'm the guy with the knife.
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Hey karp is an awesome hero
We're sorry but we must Nueter you.
Captain Antartica. Like captiain america
but his only power is to summon a penguin,who dances, and drinks, and tells everyone F*** YOU!
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:45 pm |
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Shadowninja
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:07 pm Posts: 40 Location: I think you'll find out when you turn around
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Sir, i am sorry to inform you but you have attained a record of 289 STD's. Will you live? Yes, but you won't be a man anymore.
captain obvious, the worst dialouge scince Qteen dikety two.
_________________ Waddle dee is da boss
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:10 pm |
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wolfman
Bug Catcher
Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 3:41 pm Posts: 5
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I'm sorry sir, but we have misplaced your spleen.
Meg Griffin, that's a pretty bad superhero there.
_________________ blood, darkness, come unto me ![Mightyena {mightyena}](./images/smilies/262.gif)
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:15 am |
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Swift
Frontier Brain
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:05 pm Posts: 1153 Location: Shit, I forgot.
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I'm sorry sir, but it appears that those aren't testicles at all -- they're ovaries, m'am.
Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy. A single psybuck to whoever gets the reference..
_________________FML wrote: Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML ![Dragonair {dragonair}](./images/smilies/148.gif)
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:09 pm |
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Jaguar
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:32 am Posts: 114
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Spongebob Squarepants?
Results are in!
Round 1; Riddle 1: Worst news that you could ever be told about your personal health.
The 3rd Funniest was... wolfman with:
"I'm sorry sir, but we have misplaced your spleen."
The 2nd Funniest was... Swift with:
"I'm sorry sir, but it appears that those aren't testicles at all -- they're ovaries, m'am."
And The Funniest was... Shadowninja with:
"Sir, i am sorry to inform you but you have attained a record of 289 STD's. Will you live? Yes, but you won't be a man anymore."
Round 1; Riddle 2: Worst superhero idea possible.
The 3rd Funniest was... Swift with:
"Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy."
The 2nd Funniest was... XRader with:
"Super Jagz."
And The Funniest was... Beav232 with:
"Captain Antartica."
Results Table
Swift 3
Shadowninja 3
Beav232 3
XRader 2
wolfman 1
~ Round 2 ~ Double Points ~
Something a teacher would never say.
Something a pokemon would never say.
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:23 am |
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Swift
Frontier Brain
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:05 pm Posts: 1153 Location: Shit, I forgot.
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Good morning, class. Today's lesson is on beer chugging and cigarette smoking. Pull out your Coors and Camels.
Sorry, until I've received my backlogged paychecks, I'm not fighting diddly-squat.
_________________FML wrote: Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML ![Dragonair {dragonair}](./images/smilies/148.gif)
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:16 am |
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XRader
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:09 pm Posts: 74 Location: On a little blue marble called Earth rolling through the playground known as the Solar System.
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Alright calls, for today's lesson on reproduction, we're going to need to volunteers for an example.
Hey, wait, why do I need to fight? You're About 4 times my size! How 'bout you go in there and defeat that Onix? I'd like to see you try for once!
_________________ Thanks, Afonso, for the awesome avvie, and Ender for the epic sig
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:33 am |
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Steel_saint
Bug Catcher
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:18 pm Posts: 6
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I love this section on mock the week
Something a teacher would never say. " and thats why the earth is flat"
Something a pokemon would never say. "Digimon.. Digivolve.. Oh wait wrong show"
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:28 pm |
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