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drakonezduskmoon
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:27 pm Posts: 122 Location: temporal tower
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why was the piece of trash depressed?
he just got dumped
this one is so not funny that it's funny
there was a banana
it fell off a tree
as it hit the ground it said ....banana split
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Plastique
Bug Catcher
Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:42 pm Posts: 8 Location: In a chair in a house.
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This is actually my favorite joke, but it's really dumb:
There's two muffins chillin' in an oven.
The first muffin looks at the second and says, "Oh my god! We're in an oven!"
The second turns to the first and says, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!"
Heh.
I heard this one on MadTV:
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Saddam..."
"Saddam who?"
"No! Saddam Hussein! Get it right or I'll kill you next time."
Dot said it.
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:18 pm |
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drakonezduskmoon
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:27 pm Posts: 122 Location: temporal tower
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that reminds me of a joke i heard from my friend at school
knock knock
who's there?
me... i kill you
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:23 pm |
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ricabrightfox
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:47 pm Posts: 76 Location: neopia
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lol... heres one...
there was a man who was walking to his house and all of a sudden he heard
bump bump bump
he looked behind him and there was this casket following him
bump bump bump
he started running to his house, but the casket got faster
bump bump bump
he fumbled with his keys and filally got inside
bump bump bump
he ran up the stairs and locked himself in the bathroom
bump bump CRASH!!!
the casket burst through the door. the man reaches for the nearest thing(which was cough syrup) and hurls it at the casket.
and guess what?
the coffin stopped!!!
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:55 am |
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MasonTheChef
Pokemon Master
Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:02 am Posts: 1575 Location: Michigan
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What restaurant does a one-legged waitress work at?
IHOP.
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:11 pm |
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Obsidian
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:31 pm Posts: 27 Location: Thank you pokemonrox96 for the avatar.
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Two guys walk into a bar. You are sitting at the bar. They look at you. Then they leave.
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:35 pm |
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Shiny Dialga2
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:07 am Posts: 116 Location: Take a guess.
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Y did the turkey cross the road. because its the chickens day off.
Its a little funny but just another joke to the rubbish series.
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:02 pm |
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Draikette
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Tue May 08, 2007 1:42 pm Posts: 95 Location: Biscuit Town
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Q.What is typical of a 'baby bat' to sing around the holidays?
A."All I want for xmas is my pointy teeth...!"
(A baby bat is a goth child whos 'wings haven't grown in yet'. Bat is also slang for vampyre)
not very funny but blah
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:57 pm |
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ricabrightfox
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:47 pm Posts: 76 Location: neopia
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a guy walks into a bar and says, "ow".
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:41 am |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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Why was 5 afraid of 6?
Because 5 6 7.
;o
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:45 am |
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ricabrightfox
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:47 pm Posts: 76 Location: neopia
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why was the math book depressed?
because he was full of problems
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:49 am |
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ricabrightfox
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:47 pm Posts: 76 Location: neopia
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what pokemon should you invite to an ice cream party?
psychic... they allways bring their own spoons!
i know, stupid, but funny.
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:00 am |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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Why did the dinosaur wear the girls clothes? (This could be better in the dino thread)
Because he wanted to try-sarah's-tops!
(Triceratops, get it? ;o)
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:26 am |
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Draikette
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Tue May 08, 2007 1:42 pm Posts: 95 Location: Biscuit Town
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why did the torchic cross the road?
to get to the other side...
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:56 pm |
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ricabrightfox
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:47 pm Posts: 76 Location: neopia
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why did the magicarp cross the road?
because it was emo and ashamed of its wimpyness.
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:42 pm |
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searchman52
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:39 am Posts: 207 Location: A train of thought
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Why don't dinosaurs brush their teeth?
They're dead.
A plane crashed. Every single one of them died. how did the pilot survive?
He was married.
A blond, brunette, and a baldy were stuck on an island. The baldy tried to swim to the mainland, but only made it 1/4 of the way and drowned. The brunette tried, but she drowned after swimming 1/3 through. The blond swam 1/2 of the way, but got tired and ended up swimming back.
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Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:12 pm |
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Jaguar
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:32 am Posts: 114
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A man walked into a bar. Ouch
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:48 am |
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empoleon99
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:40 am Posts: 271 Location: NO IDEA!!!!!
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Three men walked into a bar, two ducked
A man goes into a restaurant with a couple of bags of rubbish, a man goes up to him and asks
"why did you brings these bags of rubbish here?" The man replied;
"sorry but i dont go to restaraunts often, but my friend says its nice to leave a tip."
HAHA.......
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:37 am |
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LeoTheLion
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:22 pm Posts: 239 Location: Lying in a pool of Mt. Dew Throwback
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I've got one to top them all:
The Swine Flu
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Fri May 01, 2009 5:13 am |
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MasonTheChef
Pokemon Master
Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:02 am Posts: 1575 Location: Michigan
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LeoTheLion wrote: I've got one to top them all:
The Swine Flu
You mean like how it hasn't been found in any pigs so far?
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Fri May 01, 2009 6:43 pm |
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ricabrightfox
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:47 pm Posts: 76 Location: neopia
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it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out a science taks test.
ha ha ha.
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Sat May 02, 2009 11:13 am |
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MasonTheChef
Pokemon Master
Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:02 am Posts: 1575 Location: Michigan
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So a neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink, he then asked the barkeep "how much will it cost me?"
The Barkeep replied "For you, no charge."
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Sat May 02, 2009 8:29 pm |
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/vXv\
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:45 pm Posts: 829 Location: In a Secret Hideout
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The world enter chaos the day Obama Said that Swine flew
Three Girls were on an island a blond, a brunette and a red head. All of them needed to get to the main land.
A genie apeared and said he'd grant them 1 wish each.
The blond wished she was a pro swimmer, she then got in the water and was promptly eaten by sharks.
the red head wished for a motor boat and made it to the other side
the brunette said "Give me a million bucks, I'm going to take the bridge."
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Sat May 02, 2009 9:05 pm |
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khoufu
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:22 pm Posts: 545 Location: In America!
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Seven blondes and a brunett were holding onto a rope, climbing up a cliff. The rope started to snap a bit. Someone said 'This rope's gong to break if someone doesn't let go.' Teh brunett said, 'I will', and she let go. Seing this act of bravery, all the blondes started clapping.
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Sat May 02, 2009 9:29 pm |
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shinashu taji
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:49 pm Posts: 1196 Location: William McKinley High School. Lima, Ohio.
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There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
Help local scientists invest in chemical bonds.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? It's Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium.
Susie was in chemistry. Susie is no more. For What Susie that was H2O was H2SO4.
If anyone can get those jokes you will win some favor from me.
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