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sparky the wonder monkey
Fails at life
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:10 pm Posts: 91 Location: i just saved a bunch money on my car insurance by switching to treeko
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Funny funny. Just out of curiosity where are you people geting all these chuck norris jokes? Hmm sounds like a conspirecy to take down chuck hmm could be wrong.
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:46 pm |
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dunsparce
Pokemon Master
Joined: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:24 am Posts: 1152 Location: IN THE EMOTIONLESS TRAWLING FERVOR'S OF MY INSANE MIND.
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Personaly, I make them up.
Nother joke:
Chuck Norris is the reason the chicken crossed the road
Alternitave:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Chuck Norris told it to.
Edit: I made this because I was bored.
If Chuck Norris was a pokemon:
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:04 pm |
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Mudget
Ace Trainer
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:08 pm Posts: 417 Location: The funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time!!
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If Chuck Norris was a Pokemon, you wouldn't be able to catch him because Chuck Norris can break Master Balls with his beard.
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:57 pm |
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sparky the wonder monkey
Fails at life
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:10 pm Posts: 91 Location: i just saved a bunch money on my car insurance by switching to treeko
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Okay for last minute interies i will give one more hour and after that I will anounce the winners. Good luck
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:32 pm |
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Mudget
Ace Trainer
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:08 pm Posts: 417 Location: The funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time!!
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The clock is ticking until the end...
Here is a joke that I have tried my best to undirty:
A hypnotist was doing a show at the local retirement home.
He got up on stage and announced "Normally I only hypnotize half a dozen people, but tonight I'm going to hypnotize all of you" The old people were getting excited "Here I have a golden watch" The hypnotist continued "It has been passed down my family for 7 generations, for it's amazing ability to hypnotize any living creature. Now, I want all of you to watch the watch. Watch the watch, watch the watch. Chant with me, Watch the watch, watch the watch..." The old people watched the watch. They watched as the chain on the watch broke, and they watched as the watch fell onto the ground and smashed into thousands of pieces. And they heard the hypnotist loudly yell "Poos*".
It took a whole week to clean up the retirement home!!!
*He didn't actually yell Poos. Just use your imagination.
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:41 pm |
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sparky the wonder monkey
Fails at life
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:10 pm Posts: 91 Location: i just saved a bunch money on my car insurance by switching to treeko
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Hmm i wonder what time it is hmm anyways times a-ticking post away you comedian you
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:56 pm |
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sparky the wonder monkey
Fails at life
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:10 pm Posts: 91 Location: i just saved a bunch money on my car insurance by switching to treeko
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Okay the contest is at an end and no matter what I so injoyed all your posts so back to the contest the winner is..... Mudget!!!!! Heres his joke
A hypnotist was doing a show at the local retirement home. He got up on stage and announced "Normally I only hypnotize half a dozen people, but tonight I'm going to hypnotize all of you" The old people were getting excited "Here I have a golden watch" The hypnotist continued "It has been passed down my family for 7 generations, for it's amazing ability to hypnotize any living creature. Now, I want all of you to watch the watch. Watch the watch, watch the watch. Chant with me, Watch the watch, watch the watch..." The old people watched the watch. They watched as the chain on the watch broke, and they watched as the watch fell onto the ground and smashed into thousands of pieces. And they heard the hypnotist loudly yell "Poos*".
It took a week for them to clean up the retirement home
Congrats my friend and as the winner I wish to know the name of this joke.
Ok and even though this is done I would like to say you don't have to quit making jokes as I said befor IF you have some jokes you would like to say pm me and I have an idea about making a thread for making jokes and if a admin likes or dislikes my idea i would like to know anyway congrats mudget
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:39 pm |
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Mudget
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Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:08 pm Posts: 417 Location: The funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time!!
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Yay, thanks!!
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:24 am |
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Clintonius
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:03 pm Posts: 61 Location: Michigan
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High Tide comes around when Chuck Norris flies over your coast, the tide is due to God pissing himself.
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:54 am |
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sparky the wonder monkey
Fails at life
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:10 pm Posts: 91 Location: i just saved a bunch money on my car insurance by switching to treeko
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Clintonius that word is in george carlins seven words not allowed on television. So
What possesed you to think we want to hear it here.
Although the actual contest is over that does noyt mean its allowed. Please edit. There are young children on this site hmmmm
A
_________________ <a><img src="http://glittermaker.nuclearcentury.com/keep/dhRxfDCNIN.gif" width="501" height="39" border="0" alt="http://www.nuclearcentury.com/ - Glitter Maker"></a> __________________________ I think i can fly, i think i can fly, i know i can fly WHOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!! .....splat
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:25 pm |
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JsXtm
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:34 pm Posts: 2204 Location: Madison, WI
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Oh good lord, thank God this "activity" is over. *Locked* (7/12)
Oh, and Sparky the wonder monkey, don't backseat mod. You annoy the crap out of me, with your bad grammar and arrogant attitude.
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Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:36 pm |
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