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heavencloud
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Joined: Thu May 18, 2006 6:06 am Posts: 133 Location: Beyond good and evil
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Family guy is so funny.
one of my favourite cartoons ever.
i even just bought family guy season 3 for
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HydroWater
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Joined: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:58 am Posts: 165 Location: Louisville, KY
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Funny moments, sure why not:
Peter: *sleeping on the job*
Mr. Weed: Peter! Were you sleeping?
Peter: Uh no there was a um bug in my eye and I was trying to suffocate him.
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Peter: *walks into the kitchen where everyone else is*
Brian: Hey Peter it's 6:00 and you still have your pants on, what's the occasion?
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Rehab Lady: What's your name?
Peter: Uh *sees a pea sitting on a plate* Pea *sees a girl crying* tear *a griffon flies across the room* Griffon. Yeah that's right Peter Griffon. Oh crap...
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Those are few of probably thousands.
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Lapras_lover
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Joined: Mon May 15, 2006 9:35 am Posts: 169 Location: In the middle of a gun fight, In the center of a restaurant
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Lois: That sounds dangerous
Peter: Not as dangerous as going hunting with D i c k Cheney
*memory*
Peter: Alright D i c k ready to go hunting?
*D i c k shoots Peter 12 times*
D i c k: Sorry I thought you were a deer.
FW Edit: Fixed spelling, added autocensor dodges
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HydroWater
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:58 am Posts: 165 Location: Louisville, KY
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Ah, one more I have to mention that had me laughing my @$$ off. I can't remember all of what they say, just enough for it to still be funny.
*Peter talking about how he is going to quit the jousting team*
Lois: Oh, but Peter, you can't quit, the big meet is tomorrow and-
Peter: *Laughs* Wait a second *Laughs again* did you just say "big meet"?
Lois: *Laughs* Oh, I guess I did.
*Both laughing together*
Lois: We almost missed that one. *Laughing*
Peter: I know! *Laughing*
I just love how they can do this when there's something completely serious going on.
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:47 pm |
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Lapras_lover
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Joined: Mon May 15, 2006 9:35 am Posts: 169 Location: In the middle of a gun fight, In the center of a restaurant
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Mayor west: I guess its the noid who should have avoided me.
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*Brian driving taxi with peter in the back.*
Peter: hey look its Lois, honk your horn.
*Lois in her car* lois: Oh hi peter.
Peter: Ha ha ha. Shoot her tires out.
Brian: What?
peter: Do you have a gun?
Brian: Well sure, every cabbie carries a gun.
*Peter grabs it, rolls down window and shoots out lois's tires*
*Lois crashes*
Lois; peter what the hell? You could have killed me!
peter: yeah but I got you, come on admit it I got you!
Lois: Well, HaHaHa you got me.
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Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:47 pm |
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Blade Dexter
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Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:18 am Posts: 104 Location: Littleroot, and Pallet Town
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Ha ha ha ha ha. Family Guy now that's an awsome show! I love the episode where Stewie battles his bro. when Peter donated sperm. To all the mods out there since this is an actual episode of the topic we're discussing I hope that saying sperm doesn't get my trouble.
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:59 am |
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Groudon King
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:24 pm Posts: 521 Location: Cave of Origins, in the Depths of the Abyss
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Hahahaha.... Funny stuff. Much like these Family Guy events
Peter: Come on Lois, I've had spiritual messages before....
Peter: Oh my god, there is a message in my Alphabets. It says, "Ooooooooo."
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.
(At a garsery store)
Stewie: Oh just give a baby a plastic bag, I'll teach you a leason by suffocating myself. *Tries to put plastic bag over his head but can't* My god Lois, either I was a C-section or you Wonderwoman!
(At a fast food place)
Peter: Hi, I would like three burgers.
Lois: My god Peter, she (Lois' sister) having a baby.
Peter: Oh, and a kid's meal.
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heartofdarkness77
Ace Trainer
Joined: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:45 am Posts: 429 Location: Over the rainbow
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i like when stewie sees his feauture self
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:10 pm |
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Lapras_lover
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Joined: Mon May 15, 2006 9:35 am Posts: 169 Location: In the middle of a gun fight, In the center of a restaurant
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mew-Freeze please edit your sig it is expanding the window. mods have rules about that.
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Flaming_Wuzzle
Frontier Brain
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:22 pm Posts: 825
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Lapras_lover wrote: mew-Freeze please edit your sig it is expanding the window. mods have rules about that.
The rule is expanding the window at 1024X768 resolution. I'm on that resolution and it's not expanding the window. If you're at a lower resolution, so be it, but you are taking on drawbacks like this when you use the lower resolutions.
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heavyarms2
Bug Catcher
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:42 pm Posts: 22 Location: Houston TX
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5 words. "Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time"
Brian Rules!
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DragonDaithi
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Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:09 am Posts: 311 Location: Bitcharoonydoony
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one of my favourite moments is when peter and lois go to see her sister whos husband just left her
* lois sitting with sister on bed door opens slightly*
mans voice "its me carl I came back because I love you"
*peter walks in door*
"no Im joking its me peter"
Another funny one is when stewie watches the smurfs
smurf 1" you have a good time last night i saw you leaving with smurfet"
smurf 2"O yeah as soon as we got out of the bar she started smurfing me"
smurf 1"shut the smurf up right in the smurfing parking lot"
smurf 2"yep"
smurf 1" o that is smurf"
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shadowman777
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:36 am Posts: 536 Location: not quite sure
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I love the Family Guy my favorite quote of all time was in the Stewie Movie
Peter: Hey Qaugmire nice Winnebego
Quagmire: You mean Wannabango i'm gonna bang a chick in every state
Brian: Hmph Quagmire's Cross Country Tour, hey dosen't Country have an o in it
Quagmire: Heh Heh No
Quote: Quagmire
giggity giggity goo
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