Mr.Monopoly because he has a walking stick

aardvarks vs. PIZZA vs. CaSe SeNsItIvE

PIZZA, becasue I am rather hungry at the time of this post...

A Happy HIppo VS The tazmanian Devil VS Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny, its the only one thats spelled right

the word "carnivorous" vs. The Hebrew Language vs. People who obsess over Dragons

People who obsesse over dragons, Becasue the other two left to disscus more important things..

North VS South VS West VS East.

North VS South since that's what the american civil war was over

Apollo VS Dionysus VS Cygnus

Dionysus because he is the god of wine and the camp counselor of Camp Half-Blood in the Percy Jackson Series

McDonalds vs.Elmer's Glue vs. death

Elmer's glue, with out kindergarden kids wouldn'r be able to make maccoroni pictures and the world would be very bleek.

Twitter VS Cellphone VS two cans and a string

two cans and a string its the most high-tech and the easiest to use.

Trumpeters vs. Drummers vs. Singers

trumpeters because I play trumpet in marching band

:E vs :V vs :Z

:E Cause it has fangs!

Three Days Grace vs. Red Hot Chili Peppers vs. Weezer

Three Days Grace, the chili peppers are too hot to eat, and nobody wants to be weezing all the time!

A380s VS 747-400s VS [nonrelated]the CEBX 800[/nonrelated]

A380S because it was the first one I saw.

a green pencil vs. May 22nd vs. a corn kernel

May 22, since Green Pencils poke people and Corn Kernals give greese burns when the pop, and May 22 doesnt hurt anyone.

Lake Baikal VS Aral Sea VS Atlantic Ocean

Atlantic Ocean because it is an ocean and not a lake or Sea.

an old guy with a beard vs. the phrase "for the win" vs. The Game

An old guy with a beard because FTW spells WH* backwards and you just lost the Game.

Five 4-minute songs VS one 20-minute song.

5 4 minute songs because to my knowledge there are no twenty minute songs and 4 minutes is around the normal length for a song.

The Denver Nuggets vs. Gary Coleman vs. Donald Trump

Donald Trump, because he's the "Trump" card!
Golduck v.s. Swellow

Swellow because even though technically both are birds only swellow can fly.

principals vs. principles vs. deep-fried avocados

principles because they enforce science teachers to teach about principals, and they can eat deep fried avoacatos

evil monsters vs vicious beasts vs

Chimchar because the other two don't exist.

Jimi Hendrix vs. Funkadelic

Jimi Hendrix cuz he blasted Funkadelic deaf.

A redhead vs. a brunette vs. a blonde

Blondes because the jokes are far overrated

Tyranitar n00bs that are in Sandstorm teams just to put in Sandstorm VS the classic TM Sand Storm

TM Sandstorm cuz u never said our team had to know it. We just kick their @**.
A catholic priest vs. michael jackson vs. a little boy.
(i aslo told this one to my friends, got their answer. I wanna see what u have to say)

a little boy because Michael Jackson is dead and the little boy doesn't go to church.'

scotch tape vs. a tapeworm vs. a duck

scoth tape because it can cover up the tapeworm and duck

v.s v.s