lol, ryan, i was ONE minute faster than you, so i beat you to it, granting his wish.

granted, but now all of your other pokemon are so weak it makes your gyarados seem strong.

I wish my previous wish, that animals could talk.

Granted, but they insult you.

I wish pokemon SoulSilver was more Challenging, but not impossible.

granted. but in order to change the difficulty, nintendo has to do a total recall and on the way back to the programmers the nintendo trucks are hit by an earthquake that sucks all of the games into the earths core and melts them. R.I.P. games, R.I.P.

I wish that winter was over and it was spring already.

Granted, but the Spring gets so hot that your face melts and you're in the hospital till the end of Fall. And then you're also blind.

I wish Ididn't apparently have ADHD.

Granted: but now your dyslectic. Wait, what did that say?

I wish I was the best artist in the world and that my talents never made anyone jealous.

granted, but no one ever gets to see your art

i wish i had all the free time i would ever need

granted but now you have nothing to do in your free time. XD

I wish cameras all exploded at once so nobody could film, photograph, or otherwise record what im about to do......

(gets up on stage in pink tutu and ballet dances. I hate you Dan Roswald. but you know you like it. )

*laughs* I like it so much I can't stop laughing! XD

Granted: but one explodes next to you just as you're about to get up on stage in front of a full house of about 200 people. Nice hair.

I wish all these chores were done for me.

hey, at least my bad hair, along with my bad dancing, wasnt recorded since all cameras and recording devices exploded. no youtube videos of ME dancing.

granted, but theyre done horribly and you have to do someone elses chores. and they have twice as many chores as you.

and now i wish dan roswald has to put on a bright pink leotard and figure skate. rofl.

Granted: and I do it flawlessly and get a gold medal for it. :3

I wish......shiny leaves were useful.

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD...................anyways
Granted, but as soon as they become useful your game crashes.

I wish that catching shiny pokemon was a lot more common. maybe double the encounter rate for shinies.

granted but whenever you see one your game crashes.

i wish i never got any homework.

Granted: you get schoolwork to do at home. the term 'homework' is officially retired as of now.

I wish i had a puppy.

Granted, but it's actually a baby rhinocerous. And it kills you.

I wish for kung fu mastery skills, yo.

Granted, but your kung fu master who's teaching you these skillz has made you his slave.

I wish for a kitten. meow. ^^

Granted: but it's a beaver and teams up with the rhino to kill you.

I wish I had awesome dimensional traveling powers that never faltered or harmed anyone.

wow, dan, you sure like killing me, be it by embarassment or by evil mammalian creatures. ^^

Granted, but you accidentally warp through a black hole. your powers harmed no one. your trip through the black hole, however, caused it to erupt everything it had sucked up since the beginning of time. violently. congrats, dan, di you just create a white hole? too bad it wiped out the universe and was so powerful it tore the very fabric of space and time destroying not only that dimension, but creating a ripple effect of destruction that obliterated every dimension. *whistles low* wow, danny boy. sure got yourself in trouble now, didnt ya? XD

I wish i had the power to warp through time. without harming anyone or anything.

Granted, but you warp all the way back to the singularity just before the Big Bang and find yourself in an infinitely dense and massless super-heated ball of what amounts to basically cosmic soup from which there is no escape. Then, in a final attempt to escape the indescribable agony of being crushed into a massless burnt thingy, you warp to the time you were conceived by your parents. And your powers go away so you're stuck watching. Then you have to decide which was worse...

I wish for things and stuff.

granted, but the things are lit dinamite and the stuff is black powder. boom.

i wish my shiny eevee would evolve into a shiny espeon

Granted, but your shiny is literally shiny and it blinds your BIG EYES.
I wish I am Clow Reed.

granted, but now you're stuck in the manga, with no escape, and the owner of the manga frequently spills hot coffee onto you.
(congrats kinglugia, you made me google Clow Reed just to find out what the heck you were talking about. XD)

I wish i was the sun.

Granted: but you're too hot for anyone to come near you...What a lonely existence...

I wish I wasn't stuck at my parent's work...

granted. your stuck at your friend's parent's work.

I wish i could blast dan with a plasma bolt. just outa spite and cuz im having a bad day and feel like taking it out on a random person. and he's the one who countered my wish. XD

(YAY )

Granted: but I have a reflector shield.

I wish my leg didn't hurt.

granted. now your foot hurts. XD

I wish i was the moon........