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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted but now you can't forget the things you want to forget. :3
I wish I had a little me that would do my homework and chores.
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:04 am |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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Granted, but he kills you and takes over your life! Ps, you shall call him...Mini Me!
I wish I had a fire extinguisher because everything is on fire.
_________________ I'm back!
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:11 am |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but it's full of benzene.
I wish I didn't have so much crap to do this weekend.
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:24 am |
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Void
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:44 am Posts: 45 Location: Dancing like nobody's watching
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Granted, now you have nothing to do this weekend.
I wish my Pokemon were at high enough levels to take on Red.
_________________ Thanks to pokemon_god for the awesome avatar.
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:48 am |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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Granted, but their IVs are bad and they only know splash.
I wish I knew what benzene is.
_________________ I'm back!
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:45 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but you forget very soon. (P.S. It's a hydrocarbon and it burns really, really hot).
I wish there was no such thing as the "Friend Zone."
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:03 pm |
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Void
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:44 am Posts: 45 Location: Dancing like nobody's watching
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Granted, but there is no such thing as friends, either.
I wish I could breath underwater.
_________________ Thanks to pokemon_god for the awesome avatar.
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:06 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but it's only when the water is 48.72 degrees F, exactly 8.3 Ph level, 23.4 feet deep, and has a concentration of salt of at least 3.1 M.
I wish could hypnotize anyone to do exactly as I say.
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:24 pm |
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Void
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:44 am Posts: 45 Location: Dancing like nobody's watching
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Granted, but that "anyone" is only insects.
I wish for super-strength.
_________________ Thanks to pokemon_god for the awesome avatar.
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:32 pm |
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Psychic_Espeon_16
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:54 am Posts: 207 Location: Hearthome City
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Granted: But you are so strong, that you can't play any games or they'll be turned to dust, you can't hug anybody or you'll end up killling them, and you live a boring, but very strong life.
I wish for a normal sized feather that was as heavy as a building, that I never had to lift, carry or pull.
_________________ Credit to Mektar:AWESOME Trainer Cards.
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Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:36 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but then you can't do anything with it because you can pull, carry, or lift it.
I wish people weren't so damn stupid all the time (inb4 they're stupider).
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:40 am |
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Psychic_Espeon_16
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:54 am Posts: 207 Location: Hearthome City
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Granted: But then they are much smarter than you, and to them, you are the stupid one.
I wish for there to be three days taken away from every month of the year.
_________________ Credit to Mektar:AWESOME Trainer Cards.
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:11 pm |
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Void
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:44 am Posts: 45 Location: Dancing like nobody's watching
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Granted, but those three days are weekends.
I wish Spring break wasn't over tomorrow.
_________________ Thanks to pokemon_god for the awesome avatar.
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:30 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, it was actually over today and you missed a huge test at school and now you're failing.
I wish I hadn't been rejected for prom...
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:41 pm |
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Espeonage9523
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:08 pm Posts: 80 Location: spying into your future.
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granted but she is the exact oppisate person that you thought he/she was.
i wish i could be in new orleans right now
_________________ [img]http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll255/Urgoogle/espeonagesig.png[/img]
Only during the [color=#FFFF00]day[/color] can you truly hide in the [color=#000000]shadows[/color] help my pokefarm [url=http://pokefarm.org/_ext/PDZTvDZO5GJmm][img]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/BDZTvDZO5GZs1GROzGQmm[/img][/url] member of the nuzlock challenge
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Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:28 pm |
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searchman52
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:39 am Posts: 207 Location: A train of thought
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Granted. You trip over a rock and fall on a button that ends the world. Good job.
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Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:17 pm |
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REPTILE
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:34 pm Posts: 120 Location: Texas
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I wish U made a wish to backfire
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:00 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Granted, but it's un-backfire-able.
I wish for a delicious candy bar no one else can take.
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:54 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted, but it has an active Ebola virus in it. Mmm, how's it taste?
I wish that I got the job at the bicycle shop I want.
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Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:31 pm |
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Espeonage9523
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:08 pm Posts: 80 Location: spying into your future.
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granted, but its a no pay volenteer job.
i wish i could catch the surfing pikachu in the yellow forest
_________________ [img]http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll255/Urgoogle/espeonagesig.png[/img]
Only during the [color=#FFFF00]day[/color] can you truly hide in the [color=#000000]shadows[/color] help my pokefarm [url=http://pokefarm.org/_ext/PDZTvDZO5GJmm][img]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/BDZTvDZO5GZs1GROzGQmm[/img][/url] member of the nuzlock challenge
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Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:41 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Granted: but you trip and fall and crush you're Pokéwalker. Whoops.
I wish that school was over. :I
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Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:02 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Branted, but it starts again yesterday and you have to go back in time somehow to not miss school. Good luck; we're all counting on you.
I wish I could go see Kick-Ass this weekend with my friends (damn you, Kate Chopin's Awakening!!!)
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Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:27 pm |
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Espeonage9523
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:08 pm Posts: 80 Location: spying into your future.
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granted but it sucked and u had two pay double to see it.
i wish it was monday. (the day i leave for new orleans)
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Only during the [color=#FFFF00]day[/color] can you truly hide in the [color=#000000]shadows[/color] help my pokefarm [url=http://pokefarm.org/_ext/PDZTvDZO5GJmm][img]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/BDZTvDZO5GZs1GROzGQmm[/img][/url] member of the nuzlock challenge
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Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:23 am |
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REPTILE
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:34 pm Posts: 120 Location: Texas
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Granted, but you get stranded on your way to new Orleans
i wish my phone could get better signal
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Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:26 pm |
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Espeonage9523
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:08 pm Posts: 80 Location: spying into your future.
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granted. but the battery fries and you can't every recharge or replace it.
i wish i packing was instant.
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Only during the [color=#FFFF00]day[/color] can you truly hide in the [color=#000000]shadows[/color] help my pokefarm [url=http://pokefarm.org/_ext/PDZTvDZO5GJmm][img]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/BDZTvDZO5GZs1GROzGQmm[/img][/url] member of the nuzlock challenge
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Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:43 pm |
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