a Swinub helped it out. However, the Swinub was greedy, so in return for helping Arceus out, Arceus...

...Was forced to pay Swinub a tax because he worked for the government (evil!). Meanwhile, Delibird...

...gave a Present to Arceus, which was the tax money! Meanwhile...

...Swinub was collecting the tax from all over the US, practically giving the US's money away! Then again, there...

...was Arceus walking around and using Destiny BOnd whenever it battled so it couldn't really die/faint, and using Endure, Protect, Detect, etc., since it can learn any move possible to learn. SO, it battled a Wobbuffet one day...

and got out an axe and tried to hack the Wobbuffet to pieces, but the Wobbuffet had a Focus Sash, and counterattacked so that the Arceus was broken into little pieces everywhere. Then, a Sneasel appeared in front of the smashed Arceus and began to eat it when...

...Darkrai came up to it and said GET AWAY THAT'S MY LUNCH! so the Sneasel left, and Darkrai used Roar of Time and Spacial Rend to get Arceus back to how it was, and Arceus repaid Darkrai by...

killing it, because Darkrai actually wanted to eat Arceus. A live arceus. But Wobbuffet came back fully healed with its gang of Johto pokemon (20x every single Johto pokemon!) and pwned Arceus all day long. Arceus fell off a cliff onto jagged rocks. Arceus.....

...took out all its plates and became 17 different types, even ???-type, and used (almost) all its moves to create a GIANT explosion below it so it went up and continued to Fire its LAHZAS out of its mouth at the Jhoto pokemon accept the legendaries, as most legendaries were its best firends. They...

FIRED LAZORZ in return at Arceus, and there was too much power behind the force of 6 legendaries. Then, as a surprise, a Blissey rickrolled Arceus, causing Arceus to...

...fly up and FIRE ITS LAHZAS at everyone taht wasn't legendary, and all the legendares helped Arceus, and when everyone else was fainted, they all when over to Hoenn to have a legendary vs. non-legendary battle, and...

...instead of battling, they went to watch a concert held by Tay Zonday of Chocolate Rain, but there was a big fight in there, causing a Snorlax to eat Arceus, and all the legendaries. But then...

...the Snorlax exploded from MAJOR acid reflex so he poofed and Arceus and all the legendaries left and went to Kanto to visit Arceus's best friend, Mewtwo.

...But instead of Mewtwo welcoming Arceus, Mewtwo rickrolled Arceus. "AGAIN?! WTF" said Arceus in frustration. Mewtwo let Arceus into its house, but...

Mewtwo's baby was being an abnoxious brat and using its psychic powers to move things around so Mewtwo said 'Bad Mew!' and Arceus and Mewtwo went to the Power Plant to...

...abandon a nuclear bomb that was in Mewtwo's house. The bomb exploded, and only the Electrodes could escape (because they are very fast). Arceus and Mewtwo visited the graveyard, when someone pushed them into an open grave! They fell onto...

...Mew who had somehow Teleported over here. Mewtwo was like ZOMG! when it found its baby and teleported itself back to its house and Arceus followed. Rayquaza came too...

...but a mysterious force killed all of them. Meanwhile, in the desolate region of Orre, Greevil was up to something. He had a Shadow Arceus, and was going to kill everyone with it. But suddenly, someone shot a dart at Greevil! Greevil...

(grovyle, right?) ...blacked out and the Shadow Arceus became good and used Hyper Beam on the guy! The real Arceus, Rayquaza, Mew, and Mewtwo came back to life when Arceus/clone found some Rare Candies and shared them. Then they...

No, Greevil is the leader of the enemy team in Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness.

...died mysteriously. Then a newspaper floats by. Apparently its a Groudon that's been killing them. Meanwhile, in Hoenn, a rock falls randomly, and cracks. Something comes out. It's...

...a baby Arceus! Every legendary has an egg that looks like something else, and when they dies the egg hatches. But mew and Mewtwo can't die so they came back to life and baby Mew was so cute and...

But the evil Groudon appeared and banished all legendaries from the outside world. In doing this, Groudon also sacrificed itself. Before they were banished, Groudon added a force field so they cannot escape, through force or through teleporting (or any method). Meanwhile, a random little Ariados was jumping about when...

that Farfetch'd met the Ariados. THey joined forces and went off to...

the forest. meanwhile without legendaries the world begin go into chaos, Time is flowing in no particular order, Space warps to strange forms. The wheather is now controled by two dark leaders, Obamasnow in the North an his legions of Ice pokemon, and Tyrant in the south with His Earthy Armies. A battle of global perportins approaches.........

when, suddenly, a foreign monster apears in the Pokemon world, which, in our world, is known as...