Granted, but now the Day-Care man won't talk to you.

I wish my generation was more smarter.

Granted: But they're not noticably that much smarter.

I wish for the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place!!!!

Granted, but eternity has no vacancy and decided to leave us behind.

I wish for an un-corruptible wish.

Granted: Since this is Backfire, I backfire your wish by making it a corruptable wish.

I wish for something shiny, something old, something pretty, and covered in gold!!! (It's fun rhyming )

Granted but I take it from you.

I wish the next post would be Ryu.

granted, but he let me go before him

I wish for some christmas cookies

Granted: But whoever made them, burnt them all right to the inside.

I wish for a box full of 2 socks, 1 cat, three trees, and a piece of fluff.

Granted, but both socks have a hole in them, the cat has rabbies, the trees are infested with termites, and the fluff is actually a piece of lint from my pocket

I wish I had preety handwriting

Granted: But it doesn't compare well to anybody else's because everybody else has better handwriting like you too.

I wish for it snow just the right amount for my friends and I to have a snowball fight (coughwarcough)!!!!

Granted, but your friends decide to gang up on you and you get hit with so many snowballs that you end up looking like a snowman like in the cartoons

I wish that when ever I battled someone I could alwayse predict their next move

Granted, but you kill yourself in the process.

I wish I get a metallic Dsi that no one can break

Granted: I steal it.

I wish that girl would stop acting like she doesnt have feelings, everyone has them, and she does like me but she thinks i will break her heart or something...

I wont, I wish she would realize that and still like me...

granted, but then she gets over you

I wish i had some sour war heads (YUM)

Granted but they are too sour and you regret your wish...

I wish my mom didnt lose her car keys, its sooo boring staying home all day...

Granted, but then she loses both of her legs in a car crash. (PS, you don't have your license yet? I mean, you are 17.)

I wish i had some more pizza.

Granted, but it tastes horrible.

I wish I knew what happened while I was gone.

Granted, but it was just everybody making fun or you.

I wish it would snow here for more than 2 minutes.

Granted, but it snows forever, so you get stuck in your house and die from lack of food.

I wish I didn't have to do a presentation on Robert Oppenheimer.

Granted but you have a suprise Math Test that they didn't teach you guys yet and you end up failing.
[color=#00FF00]I wish for about 10cm of snow.[/color]

Granted: But it turns out to be toxic ashes from a Nuclear Power Plant near your city, and thousands die or get some kind of disease.

I wish that it was Friday and Saturday now.

Granted, but because it's two different days at once, time gets messed, and the world just gets screwed over.

I wish that tomorrow will be a snow day.

Ryan 181, I cant get my license because I am on probation IRL. Until I am 19... oh well... plus where i want to go its not walking distance.
Granted its so cold your fingers fall off.

I wish I didnt get flamed on the Hintana notebook App for the DSI.

granted, but you get flammed everywhere else

I wish I knew what all I need to set up wifi in my house

Granted, but then your power goes out indefinitely, so you can't use it.

I wish that break would just come already.

Granted, but the brake is your pinky finger brakeing

I wish I had more cherry sour straws