Granted, but you still don't learn a valuable lesson which is don't annoy EP (who is a GUY).

I wish my gum still had flavour.

Granted, but now its dirt flavored.

I wish i had a mustache.

I'm happy to have fart lessons. Anything's better than Latin.

Granted, but some retard cuts off half of it so you look like a freak.

I wish I didn't have a moustache (I don't, but I can't think of anything else to say).

Truer words were never spoken

@SN: granted, but you forget everything when it comes to a test.

I wish truer words HAD been spoken.

Granted, because the site goes down.

I wish that some people aren't so OCD about bunnyland.

Granted, but Psypoke becomes Bunnyland 3.

I wish... I wish I wish a wish upon a wishing star that I pass my exams.

(in b4 beat up, die, cheat, or nuke)

Granted, but it's just a pass, so you can't get a good job.

I wish still had a mouth (in b4 tells me something).

(And SN, why? :0)

Granted, but he eats you and your family.

I wish I wish upon a wishing star, that there was a simely that rolled on the floor laughing. (use ROFL attack)

You called us doops?

I wish I had a chocolate cake (in b4 calories).

Granted, but he doesn't visit it because he (somehow) can't seem to find a link in ANY of your posts.

I wish I had a NORMAL chocolate cake. (in b4 calories)

Granted but you get hacked

I wish for the tree I planted to grow

Granted. Then by a mistake you are banned from the site.

I wish my cat had aposible thumbs.

Granted, even though your aposible cat gets run over by a truck.

I wish that I died.

Granted but you didn't know that you had auto-life cast on you.

I wish my watch was set perfectly and never strayed from the right time.

Granted but the government come and steal it.

I wish there were less noobs on this site.

Granted, but you are reminded that saying noob means you're a M3G4N00B.

I wish it was Friday.

Granted, but now it is only ever going to be Friday 13th February

I wish that my father would go in the shower.