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Treeckoluv
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:31 pm Posts: 892 Location: In your kitchen, holding a knife. And it's not for the vegetables...
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Granted, but the toilet paper took the wishes for himself.
I wish I could fly.
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:38 pm |
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Rhapsody
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:37 pm Posts: 1906 Location: Some fabulous place
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Granted, but you fly too close to the sun. The wax that's holding your feathers together melts, and you plunge into the sea and drown.
I wish that I had my own Windows XP, functioning computer that has Mozilla Firefox with a mouse, keyboard, CPU, monitor and speakers.
-Gardevoir~
EDIT: To ToL: ...That was kind of the point. D:
_________________GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:17 pm |
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Titan of Lightning
Ace Trainer
Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:34 pm Posts: 485 Location: Wow, this account is really embarrassing
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Gardevoir~ wrote: Granted, but you fly too close to the sun. The wax that's holding your feathers together melts, and you plunge into the sea and drown.
Whoa! that happened in a greek myth that i was reading earlier! weird.
back to wishing: Granted, but it would all break after 1 day in some freak accident and your parents will blame you for it.
I wish that my NEW forum: PokeThunder (not PokeLightning, nfield) would become almost as popular as psypokes.
_________________ Do the Impossible. See the Invisible. Touch the Untouchable. Break the Unbreakable.
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:42 pm |
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Pokeman39
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:13 pm Posts: 214 Location: Canada
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granted, but a hackster takes control of your computer and shuts it all down. Then you'll have to start over again.
I wish that the tooth fairy would give me $1000 for my tooth. (No, I don't believe in it.)
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:03 pm |
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Meeps
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:26 am Posts: 221 Location: Wherever you want me to be.
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Granted, but the $1,000 is in plastic money!
I wish I could literally cough up money without dying.
_________________ Meeps are back. (:
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:40 pm |
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JsXtm
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:34 pm Posts: 2204 Location: Madison, WI
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HOS_117 wrote: Granted, but the money is wet and unuseable.
I wish I had a GF that doesn't cheat.
HOS_117, I'm very sorry. I deleted your original post on accident; I didn't look very closely at it, and I thought that you were also replying to Pokeman39's post, not to Meeps' post. If you see this before someone else posts a reply, please repost your post. Again, very sorry.
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:19 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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If by GF you mean "girlfriend", then:
Granted, but she will hover around you like a stray puppy.
I wish that reporters got beat up a lot.
(I may have fallen just under minutes of the 24-hour mark)
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:55 pm |
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elusivedragonite
PROBATION
Joined: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:15 pm Posts: 165 Location: Dragonite Mountain
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Granted. But they beat you up too.
I wish that we were all rich!
_________________ Current Diamond Team: Empoleon, Rapidash, Roserade, Dialga, Staraptor, Luxray. Diamond Team Traded: , , , , , . Friend Code coming soon until I get my Nintendo DS USB Wi-Fi Connecter.
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:15 pm |
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Treeckoluv
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:31 pm Posts: 892 Location: In your kitchen, holding a knife. And it's not for the vegetables...
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Granted, but your tax bills go up to 100 billion dollars a month.
I wish my favorite website worked.[it broke]
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:53 pm |
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Titan of Lightning
Ace Trainer
Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:34 pm Posts: 485 Location: Wow, this account is really embarrassing
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Granted, but for only 1 second.. and you're not there for it!
I wish I pre-ordered Pokemon Diamond, already.
_________________ Do the Impossible. See the Invisible. Touch the Untouchable. Break the Unbreakable.
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:17 pm |
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Rhapsody
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:37 pm Posts: 1906 Location: Some fabulous place
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Granted. It's lost in the process and you forgot to read the fine print that stated "all funds are final and non-refundable even if we lost them in the mail".
I wish money did grow on trees.
-Gardevoir~
_________________GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:37 pm |
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Meeps
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:26 am Posts: 221 Location: Wherever you want me to be.
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Granted, but if you try to get it off it rips!
I wish I could zap stuff like Raichu.
_________________ Meeps are back. (:
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:06 pm |
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hfxjus
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:02 am Posts: 543 Location: Freezer
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Granted, but you will zap yourself eventually and kill yourself.
I wish everyone will give me a pc every single day.
_________________ ZOMG
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:03 am |
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Blazikendude
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:05 am Posts: 974 Location: Doesn't really matter. It's not like I'm standing right behind you with a knife...
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Granted, but the govermental agency proves that those were their computers, and your arrested.
I wish I had my own computer.
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:54 am |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Granted, but a new tax has people paying for their own computer 100 *insert currency* a day, so you go broke and are forced to sell it off at a loss.
I wish I had another week of Spring Break
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:18 am |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Granted, but the school forces you to do excessive homework on that week to make up for the time you have off school.
I wish I had a FE6 game for my GameBoy in English that wasn't broken.
(Roy, why must you evade me?)
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:57 pm |
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Titan of Lightning
Ace Trainer
Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:34 pm Posts: 485 Location: Wow, this account is really embarrassing
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Granted, but you'll have to give all your video games and systems in exchange.
I wish that I had D/P RIGHT NOW!
_________________ Do the Impossible. See the Invisible. Touch the Untouchable. Break the Unbreakable.
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:01 pm |
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Rhapsody
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:37 pm Posts: 1906 Location: Some fabulous place
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Granted, but the games are corrupted with a sticky note that says "haha sucker" on the game cartridge.
I wish my cat liked me instead of disliking me as she does now.
-Gardevoir~
_________________GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:04 pm |
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Blazikendude
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:05 am Posts: 974 Location: Doesn't really matter. It's not like I'm standing right behind you with a knife...
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Granted, but she sleeps on you whenever you sit down or go to bed and doesn't get off for 5 hours.
I wish I was a pokemon.
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:12 pm |
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Meeps
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:26 am Posts: 221 Location: Wherever you want me to be.
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Granted,but you were a caterpie and... attack of the bug spray!!!!
I wish I could spit bombs 3,000,000 meters away!
_________________ Meeps are back. (:
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:20 pm |
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Treeckoluv
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:31 pm Posts: 892 Location: In your kitchen, holding a knife. And it's not for the vegetables...
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Granted, but you hit the prime minister and he sues you.
I wish that i was a treecko and we [me and other treeckos] took over the world.
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:31 pm |
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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1554
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Granted. The Blazikens and I then come and burn off your butt
I wish drama llamas didn't exist
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:34 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Granted. They are replaced by Teletubbies.
Speaking of which, I wish Teletubbies didn't exist.
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:31 pm |
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Blazikendude
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:05 am Posts: 974 Location: Doesn't really matter. It's not like I'm standing right behind you with a knife...
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Granted, but then the babies had nothing to watch so they found the book war and piece, and eventually learned to destroy the world!!
I wish everybody loved Blazikens.
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:52 pm |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Granted, but everyone loves every other pokemon more.
I wish that our beloved admin, sN0wBaLL, would be able to leave the Singaporean Miltary, right now, not hurt.
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:18 pm |
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