Granted. They're poisonous.

I wish I could get Platinum.

Granted but you get it in Japanese and can't read it. x_x

I wish I had every episode of Scrubs. =]

~ Chingling ~

granted but you decide to watch a specific one and spends the rest of your life finding it
(scrubs is kewl)

I wish I didn't need to grant the wishes

Granted.
Nah I'm not that evil.

Granted, but evilPenguin is now Spiritombs Nightmare and SN is now the AWSOMNESS MODERATOR while EP is nothing.

I wish I had a wish to wish. But I in fact don't wish anything. :\

Granted, but the site has so many viewers it overloads and says "Will Self-Destruct in 4.2342512355756 seconds."

I wish I had Platinum in English.

Granted, but all your other games are Japanese.

I wish my TCG Cards weren't strewn all over the floor.

Granted. EP eats them. =]
I wish there weren't any idiotic adverts on sites. XO

~ Chingling ~

Granted but they become too brainy and your head implodes from not being able to process them.

I wish my computer teacher wasn't a mean .

Granted. Your math teacher becomes a complete in the process.

I wish I hope I did well on the math test I just took.

Granted but terrorists use it as a relay base and it gets shut down.

(p.s. i dont have a math class!!!!HAHAHAHA)

I wish I knew how to program stuff.

Granted, but you accidently program a virtual math teacher who pops up randomly teaching math and you can't shut her up.

I wish i was happy.

Granted, but you become so dum that you forget everything.

I wish there were more bank holidays.

* * Piplup * *

Granted. The banks have so many holidays that they eventually become really poor and you can't afford nice stuff. =O

I wish I had passed my Grade 5 Music Theory exam. =S

~ Chingling ~

Granted but you get so many WELLDONE chocolates that you get obese so can't play the cello anymore =P

I wish there were more haribos ina small haribo packet!

* * Piplup * *

Granted but it drives the price up an insane amount.

I wish I had a 1 Terabyte Jumpdrive.

Granted, but it JUMPS out of your computer and trough the window. (xDDDD bad joke)


I Wish that conficker would be only activated on Christmas.

Granted. It also activated on every other day.

I wish I was as awesome as Pheonix Wright.

Granted, but then Von Karma gets out of jail and mistakes you for Phoenix because of your awesomeness and kills you, but then realizes his mistake, so to exact his revenge he blames Phoenix, who is thought to have killed you for rivaling his awesomeness, and no one can prove him innocent so he goes to jail. What a sad story.

I wish I didn't decide to join this.

Granted. You already did.

I wish my classmates in my computer class will just shut up.

Granted but then none of your classmates talk to you.

I wish global warming wouldn't happen.

* * Piplup * *

Granted its now an Ice age (personally I don't think an Ice age would be that bad...)

I wish to be a .......

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