This kid I help out a lot kept on trying to use take down on Agatha's Haunter...Then he tried to brick break it...I had to try not to explode on him.
I also hate it when people shove HMs on pokemon. Everyone in my courtyard had cut and rock smash on their Blaziken, and then wondered why my swampert always beat it. But the worst thing I've ever seen was when my friend had surf, Dive, waterfall, and Dragon Dance on his Rayquaza.

hmmmm.......moltres doesnt learn drill peck.......and rayquaza's maximum speed is 317 with max EV's, DV's, and advantageous nature......

I still believe that leer/growl/etc. are useless.... when theres screech, why bother with leer, Swagger, flatter... and most of my pokes have healing moves, double team... lol im gonna make my blissey...
train for Defence, with...

Softboiled
Toxic
Double team
(somthing goes here... like ice beam, or somthing...)

lol the impossible to faint Bliss, with a Starmie(Special sweeper)and a steelix (physical sweeper).... woo, thats an evil team.

but, back to the subject, i was pretty stupid when i first got yellow lol I thought pikaPOO could own everything (like in the show).... and i nickname all my pokes after cartoon charecters (like my Starmie named Patrick) how childish...

Here is what I did once.
I just defeated the elete four for my first time in my emerald.
I then was sufing waters of Hoen , knowing where most diving spots are located, and I found an unusual diving spot and I found the marine cave.
I was so exited when I found the lv.70 I instanly used a master ball. I did not try to weaken it or use any other type of ball. I am still regreatng that moment.

aother funny thing is my guide on how to steal sandwiches...

<img src="http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t27/dhdyhd/nincada4dinner.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting">

...not nincada with chips.

1. babysit a kid under 10.
2. make a sandwich for him and you.
3. give him a pokemon gold 'like mine' which can't save.
4. push him into a different room with him playing it...
5. ...and scoff it before he complains 'its not shiny!' or 'how do i play it?'

have fun sandwich stealers!

that's what i do with my cousins, i lend them my really old game boy which you can no longer press start...it fell off and well they cant save unless they use my advance so yeah....

i also had a 'special' yellow in which you couldn't save and the pokemon had bars in the front, like if they were caged...hehe...die in your cage eevee, but pikachu was also caged...funniest game evar

my guide works with any meal. chippys, macdonalds, yoghurt...

any comments on my picture of the nincada?

Fried bug, looks delicious!

Another funny thing was when <s>a younger version of myself</s> some idiot kid trusted some idiot jerkface poopyheaded other kid and traded his only pikachu on yellow whom he loved for a heartless kadabra. The kid aid he was gonna trade back but he actually ran off and got lost in a wedding. Then he went and traded a bellsprout for a charizard, but then that kid never gave him the charizard. Then he decided to make the most of it and let one of his friends train it for a buck. No refund, and no Alakazam later, he was friendless. Then he brought some delicious yogurt to school and all the kids made fun of it and called it "Snot" even the teacher! Stupid Mrs Cerio...and robby would always suck up to her with that "Oh, youre sweeter than a cheerio Mrs Cerio!" Crap. Next year I managed to get Lockheart shut down! I mean...some kid...got it...heheheh...

Whatever...
And it was Peck.

i saw my bro nickname his ... cyndaquil. it was stupid. then, when he evolved it, he was surprized that it was still named cyndaquil.

Hahahahhahaha that must be funny.


One time, i gave my sister a pokemon silver for her birthday, despite the fact she hates pokemon.

The next second toy ponies were flying through the air at me.

Not counted as little kids but my best friend rather. He doesn't seem to get good moves for his Kyogre. His knows Sheer Cold,Ice Beam,Hydro Pump,and Surf. But when I show him the standard moveset guide he is all "oh those moves for Kyogre are crap" and they don't even know what Natures do either. And he always rubs it in my face that he can beat me in link battles. Even though he just used rare candies while I raise my Pokemon and not cheat.

When I first got a pokemon game, I was eight years old pokemon red, I kept restarting every time my Charmander/Charmeleon PP got to zero, until finally, my mom showed me that the barrier dividing me and the nurse was actually a counter, not a wall. I took me about a week to remeber that.

Also in my gold version, I was nine then, but by the time I beat the pokemon league, my three strongest pokemon were Meganium, level 84 (I kept going through it until I beat it, and Meganium started at level 53, darn that Umbreon with Feint Attack from Karen) then the red Gyarados at level 30, then a level 4 Wooper. It wasn't until after that that I trained that Wooper and Gyarados, as well as a Pidgeot, a Raichu, and Ho-oh.

When I went to that Toys'r'us Mew give away, I was palced in line behind a group af kids that were about seven or eight years old. They kept bragging about how strong the pokemon that the were going to trade for the Mew, and most of the pokemon were above level 85. One kid went up to the guy trying to offer a level 93 Celebi, and the guy asked if he was sure he want to trade the little fairy. The kid said that it was fine, and that it was a useless pokemon that his brother had gotten for him from some event or something over the Summer, and that he did not car about it. Some other pokemon that the kids offered up were a Mewtwo, a Lugia, a Ho-oh, and other pokemon similar to that, believing that they had to give good pokemon to get the Mew, then I go up there with a level 2 Rattata, and most of those kids become enraged at their losses.

Hmm, before G/S/C, Gyrados was a good special attacker as well.

One of the silly things that I remember doing in the pokemon games when I was 5, or so, was that every time I went through Mt. Moon, I couldn't find the exit, despite the fact that it was basically a straight path through it. Also, I once went through the entire E.4. using nothing but my brother's LV. 100 Mewtwo, and it's Physcic attack, only to be surprised once it ran out of PP.

My brother is a nine year old who thinks pokemon is okay. I gave him a Sapphire version and I satarted helping him with it. He started catching pokemon left and right. I told him to pick out 6 pokemon he really likes. So he picked six. They were all pokemon that he didnn't want to evolvle. He had Whismur, Mudkip, Zigzagoon, Shroomish, Tailow, and Poocheyena. He didn't want to evolve any of them.

About the first post: Dude! A MASTER BALL USED ON A WINGULL???? Do those words even make sense? NO!!!

Sure you did. :roll: If you're going to lie, at least make it believable. And technically cannot have 317 Speed either because 317 Speed includes an advantageous nature. i hate lies.

Yeah, once my brother just got into the Ilex Forest and he had a Lvl.81 Feraligatr and a Lvl.6 Pidgey. I just started laughing. He was young then (like 5) so what do you expect.

well, yeah it is almost certain that this is made up, but it isnt actually impossible for a rayquaza to have 317 speed. i have a timid rayquaza - i spent ages to get it (catching it with a master ball, checking the nature, turning it off if it wasnt right etc). it doesnt have perfect speed, but if i was prepared to put in more work it would be possible. i have a timid starmie with 361 speed and an adamant blaziken with 259 speed (both are as high as possible relative to their natures). so it is possible. but i dont believe gnaaye for a second.

one of my cousins wasted a masterball on one of the legendary dogs. i believe it was.

Atleast Entei is good, last week, my little sister used her master ball on a shiny Caterpie. But rather that keep it, she went to the pokemon center in pewter city, saw that she already had a plain Caterpie, and released the shiney one, just because she thought that the green one was cute, and the gold one was ugly.

if you mean the one in FR/LG then i think thats the whole point of the masterball, since the dogs can run away. some people use the masterball on mewtwo but i think its meant for the dogs. kind of like with latias/latios in RSE.

Thats what I use my master ball on, that or I save it incase I need it for something more important.