I'm going to tell a story. I need your help. It's going to be told one statement at a time. Write the story.


"It was dark and stormy, the night they tried to raid the castle."

This should go into the Kanto Safari Zone. This is a Communtiy game, so it should go into the Communtiy activity forum.

"All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road."

I threw out my invincible pokemon and human eater. It eats all of us, ending the story.

I'm going to keep ignoring James at this point because he's being annoying.

"Ha! Taste cold steel, feeble demon!" screamed one of the approaching soldiers, brandishing his machete.

...I keep forgetting purple doesn't show up well on this background.

He struck the demon fiercely but was surprised to find that the demon wes made of Steel. The machete flew out of his hand and fell onto the dark, dank road with a thud.

"Good enough for ya, DNA?"

"But sir!" one of the general's underlings exclaimed. "We used up all of our coal cooking porkchops! We have no more to craft torches from!"

"Ay! Then brand it with the pork chops!" The general said with his best Scottish accent.

Then a woman scream from behind. "NO!!! Think of the porkchops!" A werewolf then thusly ate her, remind everyone of the new game and why it hasn't started yet. They all turned on Samurott who was supposed to be the host of Werewolf XIX

The werewolf attacked me. With my last dying words I say "Go! Mightyena (or however its spelt). Mightyena
Attacks and kill Samurott. Well not fully. I turn into a ghost with this cool bow and arrow. Samurott twitches after being mauled, with only a faint sense of life left. I then shoot my arrow, killing him.

His ghost floats up. I then realise I'm Cupid. I shot one of my love bows. Samurott instantly falls into love with the next thing he sees, Twistedturtwig.


A/N: I fixed your spelling Smells Like.

Edit: Why is there so many mods on a forum with the least rules?

((For the record, I was ghost, so you can't 'make me feel' an emotion towards someone. Because I'm, you know, dead.))
Then Samurott, using his mighty skills of being a ninja ghost, shreds James's soul into oblivion. "When I kill, I devour entirely!" Samurott said with a grim smile on his face.
NOTE: This isn't neverending story, James.

Keep me out of dem shenanigans James. You're drawing the story off track. How will we ever know what happens to the castle?! :O

You all forgot the rules of engagement: one statement at a time. Not a paragraph.



I'm going to start from here, since it's the most recent post to make sense.

"Then send a regiment of men deep into the bowels of the castle!" the man barked, "there's a mine cart there that will take you to a secret dwarven mine."

"And so, the soldiers set off into the dwarven mine in search of coal, and stumbled across a large patch of it, hanging precariously over a sea of lava."

A large fiery lava monster floated out of the lava like a leviathan. It swallowed megalodons (prehistoric sharks?). They looked down at it and one of them said "well, its cant get any worse." And then it did, it rained.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

that wasn't helpful at all /wrist