Granted, we have a large battling community. Hundreds of people join the forums because of our awesome tournaments and round robins. Eventually we start to have an annual tournament with 1024 people each year. Every year it brings in even more people to the community so that they can bet and enjoy the tournament. In the first one an underdog wins. This continues for a few years until we all have to leave the forums for life reasons. A new generation of 12 year olds come in with their immature battling style. Eventually all 1024 contestants of the tournament just use Shiny Legendaries that are hacked. Everyone becomes bored of this and the whole forum community disbands.

I wish that we actually did have a 1024 contestant annual tournament.

Teamwork ftw!

Zombie me you're alive!
I think this makes him a double-zombie ghost vampire twice removed All this death/reincarnation is getting confusing.

Back on topic:
Granted, but you're banned from it. It's the most awesome tournament ever.
After a few years we decide to let you join. Unfortunately it's taken over by 12 year olds with an immature battling style. They only use Shiny Legendaries that are hacked.
Meanwhile, we've set up a new battling community. You're banned from it. Oh, and it is awesome. Awesome beyond belief.

I wish that would stop. He'll give himself a concussion.

A/N: Why was I banned from it?

Granted, But frost comes on one day after a very tough and horrible day. The frustration emoticon doesn't work, so Frost has no way to vent her anger. Then he finds one: banning everyone that he can.
You get banned and you get banned, EVERYBODY GETS BANNED.

I wish I knew why I was banned from the awesome tournament.

Frost's a guy

Granted, but the reason is so complicated that I can't tell you or type it here or else your head will explode. But because you wished to know you know. Now your head explodes. Kaboom.

I wish I had a competitive Pokémon battling team.

Granted, you get six magikarps. You didn't wish for a good battling team. And these magikarps are competitive. Too bad they only know Splash.

I wish that after every wish ever made in the future of this game, time would rewind just before each person made that wish... And that person to know what happened in the backfire of the wish. So that the wisher can change his wish until its a good, benifitial wish.

Granted, all the legendaries disappear. However, you just screwed over the entire Pokemon universe, as now, time and space have ceased to exist, the land splits apart, the seas dry up, the seasons go out of whack, forests die, and the whole world pretty much falls apart. Whoops.

I wish that I didn't wait until now to head off to bed. I'm exhausted.

Granted, let me finish that sentence for you.



I wish that the emoticon actually came with sound.

Granted, but the cord it plays is so bad sounding that anyone who hears it goes psycho and throws their computer out the window.

I wish that no one thinks of a way to backfire this wish.

Granted, the wish becomes relatively worthless. Looks like your wish backfired. OH NOES I CREATEZ A PARADOX

I wish that the 'CENSORED' word on the emoticon would... DISAPPEAR .


POOF

Granted, but everyone left is such a pro that you stand no chance against them, and end up quitting due to the sheer difficulty it now takes to play any online game.

I wish that I had been at Samurott's awesome party that I missed.

Granted, you realize how INCREDIBLY AWESOME the party was, and since you missed it, your head... EXPLODES!!!!!

I wish for
Highlight to view spoiler.
The spoilers to be drop-down boxes

I completely agree with 2 of the last three wishes. (Not Samurott's)

Granted, death uses swift, right in between your battle with the champion of Pokemon X and Y. All your pokemon die and so do you. Restart the game. (Also you only found shinies in that game with 31 IVs in each stat )

I wish for Explosion n00bs to rain from the sky

Granted, but he's lost all his interest in the game, so all the remaining rounds are the exact same thing. Over and over.

I wish that I was more motivated so I wouldn't have to shut down Siege for an indefinite period of time. (Sorry guys )

Granted, your interrupted now through everything you say. (Sorry, didn't get your wish).

I wish that people would continue their games
I.e.
Me with the Starter PEC
Twisty with the Seige of Psypokia
Samurott with Battle Royal 2 (I mean seriously. No one is continuing this. DP, now you. This game has a curse)
Samurott starting Werewolf XIX (JsXtm hasn't replied yet?)

That is my wish. Fulfill it.