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From what I've seen, not too many games have been running lately, so here's one of my favorites, good old Backfire! I think you all know how it works, but just in case, the "rules" are:
We start out with a picture, or phrase, and the next person has to make it Backfire.
Here is an example:
I wish I was made out of money
[Next person says]: Granted, you get robbed. I wish for eggs
[Next person says]: Granted, the eggs are undercooked, and you get salmonella and die. I wish I had a dog
["]:Granted, the dog has rabies and bites you
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Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:24 pm
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You might want to change the name. This isn't what I thought I'd see when I clicked on Backfire.

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Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:33 pm
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My bad, what should I change it to? I guess I used a bad example, I'll edit it, how's that?

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Backfire usually involves A wish that is made by so e one else, then changed to be bad by someone else. That person then wishes and so on.

E.g.

Person 1: I wish for a Fish
Person 2: Granted, Your fish has rabies and bites you. I wish that this wish wouldn't backfire
Person 3: Granted. I wish for more wishes
Person 1: Granted, A very pissed off genie then comes and kills you however. I wish for...

And it continues.


You may want to either change this to that or limit it to phrases, and name it... Well I don't know. :3

Maybe... Just change it too the wishing version.

Also you didn't post the first Phrase, so that kind of stuffs it up.

Any who of we're doing wishing. I'm going to say: I wish, Oh I wish, OH I WISH, for a Dish?

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Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:25 am
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Yay, backfire is back.
You should change the name to Backfire XI
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I wish, Oh I wish, OH I WISH, for a Dish?

Granted, but it runs away with a spoon.

I wish for a dish that wouldn't run away with a spoon.

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Granted, but it's so fragile you can't even touch it.
I wish for good marks (we're ending semester this Friday :().

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Granted, you become a successful nuclear physicist and, while testing, a nuclear reactor blows up and you turn into that giant monster thing from RAGE. I wish for bacon!

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Granted, but in Soviet Russia, Bacon eat You!
Guys, guys, I got this.
I wish... For...











Cheese.

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(what kind of sicko makes a guy backfire cheese?)

Granted, but you have to throw at a UFO in a vain attempt to stop the alien invasion. The cheese was not very effective. UFO used lasers. Critical Hit! Earth's freedom was defeated.

I wish for an extra hours sleep in the morning, without making me late for school.

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Granted, but now school ends at 10pm.

I wish for a legit event Rayquaza with V-Create.

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Granted, but then somebody takes your game cart, steps on it and stomps it into little tiny pieces.
I wish for a real life Kyogre

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Granted, it appears above you and flattens you.

I wish I knew what happened to the 1% of teenagers in Shiny Hunter's sig.

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Granted, that 1% killed themselves when they heard about Justin Beiber on the roof, I thought that might've been too violent for some people. I wish for a cookie

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Granted, but your little brother/sister/cousin/whatever eats it.
I wish for Krisp to return in the forums.

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Granted. She bans you for no reason.
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what kind of sicko makes cheese backfire?

The kind of sicko who decides to now wish for puppies.

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Granted but that puppies has X ray vision and sees your bones. Wanting to eat them it slowly tortures you brutally and painfully. It then slowly rips your limbs off one by one, at each limb injecting you with enough blood to keep you alive and some medicine to keep you awake. It slowly sucks the marrow from your bones while you watch. It then swallows them. After taking your fingers, hands, toes, feet, ankles, legs and arms. The puppies comes to your head and slowly twists it until it comes off, killing you. It then feasts on your stomach. All though that would have happened if the puppy actually had arms. Granted but the puppy has no arms... Which isn't really a backfire. I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE.

I wish the spoon that ran off with MY dish would rust and slowly die, leading the dish back to me where I can reject it humiliatingly and painfully. Then I can do what the puppy did to Samurott except without me eating the limbs and feasting off of the stomach.

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Granted, but the pieces of the dish damage your hands, the wounds get infected and you have to cut off both your hands.
I wish I had an autograph from Keira Knightley.

Samurott wrote:
Granted. She bans you for no reason.

So predictable...

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Granted, but everyone else but me gets one making me the most rare person on earth... Plus I don't know who the :censored: she is....


I wish for an indestructible, super high powered, perfect, non backfireable, light weight Laser Gun that fits in my pocket.

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Granted, but a laser gun can't exist.
Chill, I'll be banned before you.
And Keira Knightly is Elizabeth Swann from POTC.
I wish for *chuckles* those puppies to kill James! Mwahahahahaha!

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Granted. But now I take over the Starter Pokemon Elimination Challenge and I declare Venusaur the winner.
And by the way, I meant the backfire was predictable. Not my ban. Krisp puts up with me... at least in the chats.
And not knowing Keira is blasphemy, James.
I wish that I could travel back in time and see the Iron Maiden in Live After Death (no accidents happened there).

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Granted, but you being there changes history so that an accident does occur in which everyone but you dies. Some spies die in this accident and the country that they were spying for deems this an act of war and sends nukes all over the place killing many people. Your parents die in one of these nuke strikes, and therefore you could never be born. This creates a paradox as you could not go back in time to change history as you were never born. This unravels the space-time continuum, which makes Giratina very angry. In its anger Giratina swallows you whole.You spend the rest of eternity rotting in Giratina's digestive tracts.

I wish that I didn't wish this wish.

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Granted, you never got to make a wish. As such you failed an important test and you now work as a platypus. Not a cool platypus like Perry, but the dull boring ones. And you get paid with 2 day old egg salad sandwiches.

I wish for a one word backfire to my wish.

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Granted. Die.
I wish I got to date the school beauty queen.

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Granted. Congrats, it is the worst five hours of your life, only because she left after 5 minutes, and you had no way of getting home. On the walk home, you were mugged, and it started raining.
Yeah, I know. I'm a dick.
I wish for time machine, Dead Space 3 is waiting for me at home, and I can't wait three hours.

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Granted, you use the time machine, play Dead Space, then you (the one that exists in that time-period) goes to play it, they get mad at you playing it, and perform a fatality on you, making both of you cease to exist.
I wish I could time travel without creating a space-time paradox.
P.S. Hooray for me getting past 100 views!

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