Considering that samurott ended the last never ending story I thought I might as well start a new one, so here goes!


Once upon a time in a world inhabited my pokemon a strange man named professor oak asked a young man... Continue the story!

Ending date: Will be 31st of January

...to get him a triple mocha latte. So our young hero, let's call him "Red," went to the Starbucks in...

Also, you may want to add an ending date for the game so it's not in violation of the Safari Zone rules.

As he took the double expresso out of the Starbucks he encountered a wild team rocket grunt...

He didn't value his life, however, so the grunt attacked, but...

then the grunt had a heartattack and died then...

He walked away from the corpse, triumphant. He reached Proffesor Oak's lab and walked in, then...

...his feet gave way and he fell into a pitfall trap! He looked up, to see a shadowy figure standing above him, who said...

"I am the great TORTIMER! Mayor of PALLET TOWN!" Hand over that coffee or face my six super strong...

"Derps!" said the mayor, and laughed. But while he was laughing...
((Just thought it should be known, but III comes before IV, so this incarnation should be V.))

... Tongue, and like a lickilicky he used lick and paralysed the poor tortimer...

Come on its been almost 3 weeks! No one can continue the story

...Now that Red was triumphant, he took the triple mocha latte to Oak. "Good job, boy," he said, "But now I need you to...

Unless 2 other people can actually participate in this activity, I'm going to end it. I'll give it 3 days though.

So Red went in search of a croissant. He found a small coffee shop in the middle of Sydney...

...but unfortunately, it was filled to the brim with angry Rocket Grunts, who were holding up the place because...

...using the power of posting, red called his bestest friend crunchy who assumed the role of the hero, and defeated red in a pokemon battle, assuming the pokemon league champion title. he began to take the topic to the next level, and went beyond rules, reality and fantasy, time and space. he called upon his friend solid snake and they defeated metal gear, the ultimate weapon. then out of nowhere, the heartless came and with his keyblade, crunchy locked the world's heart and the heartless went away for the time being until another sequel or prelude to kingdom hearts came out hopefully on ps3. falling into the darkness, aeris lended him her hand and then crunchy was side by side with cloud. sephiroth was from soldier, who was better than the rest, but cloud and crunchy defeated him anyway no big deal. cloud pouted when crunchy took tifa on a date, but then ezio came along and threw a smoke bomb, distracting crunchy as he whisked tifa off her feet with his charms and fancy assassin's hookblade thingie you got from revelations, but two assassin's blades were better and it didn't make sense. crunchy become a tempar and stole the apple of eden, killing ezio, his most cherished disciple. crunchy then became legendary, and was symbolised equal to that of a god. however, when crunchy changed his codename to big boss, pokemon trainer red, solid snake, sora, cloud strife, and the ghost of ezio, fought crunchy on top of the universe in hand-to-hand or cqc. crunchy tripped over his own feet and fell off the planet cursing their names "damnnnn youuuuu liquiddddd....!!", and then...

....when twistedturtwig, despite his claims of being on leave, pops in. "I sensed the trolling and came immediately!" he says...