I was out walking with my friend at school to class. It is apparently "cool" to carry these huge fat binders to stuff all your crud in and have your backpack close to empty. So, my friend makes the horrible mistake of dropping that fat-butt binder onto my foot. Which causes me to go into a tirade of cussing. When I finally stopped, she asks "Wtf was 'shiznits'?"

I'm not exactly the most notorious cusser (if that's a word) out there, but even I have my own personalized little words when a situation like the one above rises.

How about we subject the world to enduring our multitude of modified cuss words?

Crapper Barrel.

It masks my sadness about how there are no Cracker Barrels in California, and hence how I've never been to one, despite all the numerous good stories I've heard about it.

...Is The Cracker Barrel really as good as they say?

I jumble things together that don't make coherent sense, example: jignifkilbinighfalfiekahnqueathsets.It's mostly improvised xD

Usually, I use variants such as 'crap'. Occasionally, though, I use context specific ones. IE: 'Emrakul' if I'm playing Magic.

if you're staring down a 15/15, then yeah, gg

haha where d'you find a 15/15? I think i've heard some creative ones when jace the mind sculptor shows up. or when ice climbers chain grab you in ssb

Emrakul himself.



...yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

I usually go off into a Yosimmiti Sam rage. (Excuse the spelling on the name)

Cockholster. You know... instead of a mouth.