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As the old one ended, let's make a brand new one. This one expires on December 31, just like the last one. The rules are, and I quote:
(by the way, this is quoted from Shuckle-rock$)
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1. Basicly, someone pairs up two people/things to go head-to-head, and the next person picks who wins and says why. For example:
Per1- Lv 100 Deoxys vs Lv 1 Wurmple
Per2- Wurmple, because he was holding a quick claw and got to strike first, and due to Deoxy's paper defense, he instantly fainted.
And so on...

2. Be creative! Try to think of funny things to challenge, and think of funny reasons why someone won. Also, you can pick thinks other than pokemon. Heck, you could do non-pokemon AND pokemon!

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CHUCK NORRIS IS BANNED!!!! If he comes in the battle, then he will nearly always win just because, well he's him. And I don't want every other post to have him in it. Sorry!

4. Don't make someone win just because you like one over the other. In other words, don't do this:
Per1- Lv 100 Deoxys vs Lv 1 Wurmple
Per2- Deoxys, 'cause Deoxys ROCKS, and Wurmple SUCKZ!!!!
Actually, you can make your prefered person/thing win, but don't make your reason that you like it better.

5. Now if you want to, you can pair up THREE things to fight now! (But you can still do two if you want to)

5. Just a quick reminder: when posting you have to say who wins AND make up a challenge. If you post only the victor, then people (including me) will get mad!

6. Just like Backfire, you must use the post that was most recently used. Like if you saw a good challenge posted a few minutes ago, but someone alrealy posted a victor/reply, too bad! You can't use it!

7. Remember if you mess up on your post there is the very helpful button called the EDIT and DELETE button on the bottom-right corner of the post!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I begin with:
Me VS. The other guy


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The other guy, because you didn't specify anything about him, so who KNOWS what he might be capable of.

T-Rex vs Ankylosaurus.

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Ankylosaurus because when the trex bent down to bite him, he farted and all the other dinosaurs made fun of him, 3 minutes later he died of embarressment.
Justin Bieber vs A toothbrush

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Justin Bieber because his many fangirls come and destroy the toothbrush for him.

Pikachu VS Mario VS Sonic

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Pikachu. He shocks the pipes/water, killing Mario (a plumber), and his lighting bolt is faster than even Sonic.

Aragorn vs Legolas vs Gimli

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Wow LOTR :) that stuff is boss.
Gimli cuz he ducks all of the other guys swings. Lol

Ork vs. frodo vs. mount. Doom

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Mount Doom. The ork rams into Frodo, knocking them both into the bowels of the volcano.

Gandalf the Grey Vs. Gandalf the White Vs. The precious... (We hates the precious! We hates it forever!)

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Oh by the way when I said "The game of the future because its gonna have CHUCK NORRIS this time!" I wasn't wrong. The rules say that you can't use Chuck Norris, which means that this game DOES have him, but only in the rules saying that you cant use him!

The precious because everyone hates it, including the two Galdalfs. They realize that they have something in common and are forced to become friends. The pressure from their recent friendship makes them go mad, and they are sent to an insane asylum. Thus the precious wins(?)

Idiot drivers who text and drive VS Toxic scorpions VS The pig in the Geico comercial who goes WEE WEE WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Pig, the drivers ram into each other (meaning the need insurance) and the Toxic scorpions are anooyed by the weeing of the pig.

G vs of vs D

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G because he/she is too "G" for the rest of them.

Darth Vader VS Darth Maul VS Captain Kirk

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Kirk, while the two others are busy showing off their lightsaber skills, Kirk simply fires his lazer at the two of them and they both perish

Ninjas VS School Buses VS Hot Candles

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Hot candles because the ninjas use their ninja skills to burst the buses' tyres and then they get in a fight over who has the best ninja skills. While they fight one of them brushes off a candle, catching fire and soon spreads the fire to all of them.

Three people "who would win in a fight" VS two people "who would win in a fight"

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The two people, because the three people are too busy fighting among themselves to see if they can cause a paradox in the spacial rift created by the gravity of the situation. They succeed and collapse writhing in pain as punishment for what they have done.
Toiletries vs. wireless Internet connection vs. clarinet

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Wireless Internet. It's so much more important than silly things like toiletries and clarinets.

A pig named Napoleon Vs. The moon Vs. Twin djinn

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The moon, because it fell on the djinn. As for the pig, it was delicious.

Bubblewrap vs. alarm clock

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Alarm Clock because it rang, fell on the floor and popped the bubble wrap.

Voldemort VS Snape VS Ron Weasely

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Ron Weasly because when Snape and Voldemort were trying to waste Harry's time, Ron went and got a delicious cheeseburger, then exploded Snape and Voldemort with a cupcake.

My dog VS My other dog VS my two pet snails, Saturn and Mars (oh heck yeah)


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The other dog, because he could knock over a saltshaker, killing the snails, and he...just...kills...the other one?

A slice of cheese versus a helicopter.

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The helicopter, because the pilot was hungry and had a ham and cheese sandwich.

Trigonometry textbook vs. Smugleaf (I hate the name Snivy with all my heart and soul) vs. those decorative towels in the bathroom that you never use but really should because your other towel is in the wash and you desperately have to dry off after your shower even though so much as looking at those decorative towels funny will set your parents on you like hounds (you all know what I'm talking about)

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Trig textbook. Smugleaf looks at it, then dies. As soon as the textbook touches the towels, they burn.
Plane vs. Crappy rapper (by crappy, I mean that he shouldn't quit his day job)

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The plane, because the rapper goes for a ride, but is scared of heights and has a heart attack.

A parasaurolophus skull Vs. A hippo on a pole Vs. A flying bongo

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Flying bongo. Two reasons: 1.) That's ****ing awesome, and 2.) the real reason why it wins is:
It hits the hippo off the pole. Since you didn't specify the height, let's just say 70 feet. The hippo falls to its death and chrushes the skull altogther (I really hope PETA doesn't read this. I could be in some serious trouble that I could care less about.).
House vs Car vs drugs
(There is a wrong answer for this one. You should recognize it immediately.)

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The house. The car drives into the house and explodes. Since the house is a safehouse for the president, it's indestructable. Also, drugs are forbidden to enter the safehouse, so they run home crying to their mothers.

Transcribed messenger ribonucleic acid vs. Alexander the Great vs. broken lamp

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RNA. Alexander gets in a fight. His attacker picks up the lamp and breaks it over his head. Alexander is dead, the lamp is broken, and the RNA, well, that is still safe and sound inside the attacker's body.

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Oh crap! here is the next match-up that I forgot.
Rock vs Priest vs a kid with a lot of problems.

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