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Quotes that will never happen!

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Drayos Dragon Tamer Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:50 pm Posts: 207 Location: Woulnt you want to know?	Quotes that will never happen! Here you sposed to post quotes from pokemon that you know will never happen but it would be verry funny if they did. Heres 2. Ash: "Misty?" Misty: "Yeah Ash?" Ash: "Why the hell are we traveling from place to place?" Misty: "I dunno...I stopped caring since SEASON ONE" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ash: "Hey pikachu" Pikachu: "Yes what is it cheapo that wont even buy be a dam thunderstone!" Ash: "WTF! OMG! ROFL! You can talk!" Pikachu: "Yes i can talk. All pokemon can talk. Why do you think we say our names in a humanish way? You trainers are to busy blabering on how you want to be the master but when you beat the E4 you get boared and throw the game in the dam closet!" _________________ Does that make me crazy. Posibly.
Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:37 pm

Kryten Pokemon Ranger Joined: Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:09 am Posts: 974 Location: England, UK 3497 Psybucks	Ash wrote: Yes! I won my first Gym Badge! Brock wrote: If I had a dollar for everytime someone came in here, beat me and said that, I wouldn't be working in here. -------- Misty wrote: Ash? What would you do if there was an Ariados about to land on your head? Ash wrote: I suppose I'd probaly scream and break down like a little girl. Why? Misty wrote: Oh, nothing, just wondering Scratches head nervously -------- Pikachu wrote: Pika, pi, kachoo! Pi pi! Pika pika! Ash wrote: I love you too Pikachu! Pikachu wrote: _________________
Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:24 pm

heartofdarkness77 Ace Trainer Joined: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:45 am Posts: 429 Location: Over the rainbow	BROCK: hey may i always loved u wanna go on a date MAY: acutally my love is pikachu. pikachu is a sexy beast Pikachu: ya brock u wish u wer me HA HA * pikachu and may run off loving each other forever* MAN THAT STUNK _________________ I am so bored so I am erasing your signature.
Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:31 pm

Sneaky Sneasel Gym Leader Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:21 pm Posts: 3128 Location: College	Nurse Joy: Hey Brock, would you like to go on a date with me? Brock: No way! Girls are icky! --- Misty: Ash, I love you. --- Max: I caught a Pokemon! --- Ash: Misty, I love you. --- James: Hey, Cacnea didn't attack me for once! --- Jesse: I don't care about my looks. --- I'll come with more laturz. _________________
Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:52 pm

super isyou Dragon Tamer Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:08 pm Posts: 138 Location: Utttttttt	ash: pikachu, im afraid im gonna have to leave you. pikachu: ORLY? ash: YARLY! may: NOWAI! brock: YAWAI! max: ONO! ash: YANO! pikachu: pika pika ccccchhhhuuuu! pika pika! ------------------ pikachu: pika pika chu. may: whats wrong pikachu? ash: i think.... hes pregnant. may: :O ash: HURRY CALL THE HOSPITAL! pikachu: _________________ this signature lacks depth
Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:29 pm

EvilPenguin Gym Leader Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1521	Pikachu: Yes! My plan is working! As soon as that idiot boy and his friends look away, I will finally have my chance to RULE THE WORLD!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ash: What did you say, Pikachu? Pikachu: Uhhh, Pika-chu! __________________________________ ( this is when ash is catching Treecko) Ash: Poke-ball, go!! Treecko grabs Pokeball in the air and throws it back at Ash, hits him, and opens up trapping ash inside. Te ball wobles for a minute, then stops. Treecko picks it up Treecko: I caught...an Ash! __________________________________ Commentator dude: And so, our heroes, tierd with going on their journeys, give Pikachu to Team Rocket willingly Ash, May, Max, and Brock: WHAT!?! Commentator dude: Hey, I just read the script ___________________________________ Misty: I love you Ash ___________________________________ Misty: I love you Beedrill ___________________________________ Misty: I love you Brock Brock: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GIRLS ARE UCKY!!!! ____________________________________ Ash: Brock, what is your deepest, darkest secret? Brock: Im gay _________________
Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:14 pm

Archfiend007 Dragon Tamer Joined: Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:17 pm Posts: 132 Location: f-dub	Ash: prof. oak, have you ever slept with my mom i mean i know you got the hots for her? prof: ummm..ummm...ummm mommy: o.k. next topic _________________
Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:32 pm

Preblooch Ace Trainer Joined: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:29 pm Posts: 323 Location: Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida	Ash gets his pikachu Ash-I caught, a Pikachu!! Oak- You picked up a poke'ball I caught it! ------------------------------------------------- Brock- Mom, I love what you've done to the gym. ------------------------------------------------- Ash-Pikachu use flamethrower! ------------------------------------------------- May- I dont want any of my ribbons. Jesse, you can have them. ------------------------------------------------- Harley-I love you May
Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:29 pm

The Obsidian Wolf Pokemon Master Joined: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:03 am Posts: 1559 Location: Dragon's Den	Team Rocket: We've come to pose a real threat to you, go actually-powerful-pokémon! Use an-attack-that-actually-does-some-damage! Ash: I've decided to become more mature. Brock: Y'know, no-one's ever asked me how I manage to see when my eyes are always closed... Misty: One day, my voice might not hurt everyone's ears. Morrison: I resemble someone from Austin Powers! And I took grammar lessons at Oxford! That's is, my rage is over. [/rant] _________________ "Play with fire and expect to be burned."
Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:34 pm

Rhapsody Gym Leader Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:37 pm Posts: 1905 Location: Some fabulous place	Meowth: begins speaking intellegently with not-Brooklyn accent James: Go ahead Jessie, mutilate Mime Jr. all you want. He's not important to me. Jessie and/or May: Contests are boring. They have no good points. Ash: I hate battling. Battling just turns us all into mindless meat-puppets. Brock: Huh? Girls? Why would I want to flirt with all the girls I come in contact with? Girls are boring. And by the way, breeding Pokemon sucks too. ~~ I'll see if I can come up with more later... -Gardevoir~ _________________ GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:50 pm

Titan of Lightning Ace Trainer Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:34 pm Posts: 485 Location: Ro-ro'n, and fighting the Power.	narrarator: and then, on that day, pikachu evolved into pichu! _________________________________________________ mother: ash, i am your father! mhahahahahahahaha! ash: wheres my mom then? mother/father: in the ocean. ash: what?! mother/father: on a cruise ash: oh. then why are you dressed like mom? father/mother: 'casue i always wanted to be a girl ash: GAYLORD! _________________________________________________ random person: hey, are you ash ketchum? _________________________________________________ ash: hey look what i bought! pika-meat! made with real pikachu meat! want some pikachu? pikachu electricutes ash. ash falls in a river and almost drowns. _________________________________________________ ash's girlfriend: (there won't be any!) _________________________________________________ ash: me caught mew! _________________________________________________ pikachu: here's PIKACHU! MHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^ \| you know, like in the shining. that all _________________ Do the Impossible. See the Invisible. Touch the Untouchable. Break the Unbreakable. Last edited by Titan of Lightning on Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:25 am, edited 2 times in total.
Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:32 pm

2x4b Pokemon Master Joined: Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:55 am Posts: 1456 Location: Stafford, UK	Team Rocket: Grabs Pikachu and jump into balloon Ash: Does nothing Team Rocket: Um... Aren't you gonna stop us? Ash: Nope... Take the little ******... See if I care... Team Rocket: Okay Float away* Brock: I told you reverse psychology wouldn't work. Brock: So I herd you liek mudkips :B Tracy: I hate them... Professor Oak: Hate who? Tracy: Village People... Gays... Mardi Gras...
Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:51 am

salamence47 Dragon Tamer Joined: Tue May 12, 2009 5:33 am Posts: 110 Location: Meteor Falls	Re: Quotes that will never happen! Meowth: Arff Arff! (barking...) Growlithe: Meow ! meow... Brock: "I hate you all girls!!!!" Prof. Oak: "You should better sleep 24/7..." Gary: "I'm the WEAKEST..." Lance: "I will defeat you with my Electric-pokemons!!!" laugh trips _________________ salamence47™
Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:02 am

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