Granted but it's so small it's impossible to see.

I wish for an idea for a new pokemon splice.

Granted but it is hated.

I wish my cat was furrier.

Granted, but your cat is now to hairy

I wish I had a new guitar

Granted but it is made of nougat tar

I wish for a true peace in space !!

Granted, you found this teeny weeny bit of peace in this enclosed space: [] Too bad you can't take it out or use it in anyway.
I wish that all these little white corners around the round edges to be gone immediately and Psypoke forums would look just perfect.

Granted, but it ruins your site experience anyway

I wish I won a trophy

Granted, it's the Trophy of Shame

I wish I had more free time to do the free stuff I want

Granted, but then you run out of stuff to do and get bored

I wish I won the second trophy of shame

ah such memories. I remember when I brought it back from the dead =D

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Granted. It's made of inferior material to the first one so it's now even more shameful.

I wish for a million US dollars, non-counterfeit.

Granted but then inflation makes it worth less than what you need to afford a chipwich

I wish I were a sultan

Granted, but Jafar came, turned you into a clown, and placed you in a pit of deadly cobras.

I wish that the ridiculous censorship on HELL would finally be removed.

Granted but things get out of control and it ends up gettin blocked by all countries.

I wish someone would return my mind.

Granted, but your mind returns all weird

I wish I had more food

Granted but it's got more mold, too. MO' MOLD MO' PROBLEMZ

I wish for Big Pecks

Granted; your chest now has a series of rather large beaks on it. Ohohoho.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

Granted, but you run out of wishes to use up.

I wish they would reveal some info on Gray Version.

Granted, but it's not for pokemon; its for some other game

I wish I had the guts to start on my school project now

Granted but it was so unnecessary that it may as well have not happened

I wish everything made sense

Granted, you kill imagination. Technology dies and humanity is sent back to the stone age.

I wish for a pear.

Granted its in my stomach.
I wish I was better at poetry (I am terrible >.<)

Granted, but you were only good a poetry for a milisecond

I wish I was a faster runner

Granted, but you run too fast that your shoes catch on fire and scar your feet.

I Wish I Wish I Was Irish

Granted, but no one can tell the difference

I wish I was awesome

Granted but everyone else becomes even more awesome than you.

I wish the people nextdoor would be quiet and go to sleep.