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Something you shouldn't say to your girlfriend when she tells you she's pregnant.

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P.S.: I'm not really like that, but I figured that would be a really good line NOT to say...

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Man, I gotta lay off the shrooms'. For a second there it sounded like you said you were pregnant.

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Things you can say about your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend

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