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ok, Backfire IV just ended, so now it's time for... BACKFIRE IIV!
Ends on: December 31'st.
ok, Rules:
Someone makes a wish, and you have to grant it, but twist the wisher's words around so that they backfire on them.
For example
"I wish i didn't have so much homework everyday."
"Granted, but the homework you do get is impossibly hard."
Now, you make a wish.
Try to make them creative, but let's try to avoid criticizing other's backfires. if you cant, LEAVE!

Ok, i'l begin:
i wish that i had a Lamborgini

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Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:51 pm
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Granted, it's at the garbage, a rusty one.

I wish i could make hammer fall from the sky without hitting me.

P.S. Wasn't it supposedly "Backfire VII"? The last one was "Backfire VI".
P.P.S Why did you change your name?


Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:22 pm
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Granted, but it only hits your friends, causing them to hate you.
I wish you had realized that it's Backfire VII, not IIV (which would be a negative number, if i'm not mistaken).

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Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:49 pm
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Granted, but he didn't change it.

I wish to know every knowledge in this world without driving me insane.


Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:59 pm
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Thanks Guys (now remove what you said.)

Granted, but Either your head explodes or you See a picture of your mom naked. (Both horrible ways to go)

i wish i had awesome spelling

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Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:12 pm
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Granted, but your spelling was so awesome that nobody else knows what did you mean.

I wish for unbreakable PSP charger, it often broke up.


Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:10 am
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Granted, but then you lose your PSP.

I wish sceptile had huge power. dragon dance leaf blade dragon claw EQ sweep ftw.

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Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:02 am
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Granted, but it is banned from tournament, and it is unusable in-game.

I wish for exploding earth.


Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:34 am
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Anamator wrote:
Thanks Guys (now remove what you said.)

uh, no, simply because there's no point to it X_X
Granted, but you're still on it when it happens.
I wish I could teleport at will to wherever I want, whenever I want.

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Granted, but on your first try, you acedently get fused with someone. oops!

I wish that i did not have a science project.

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Granted, but you have a lot of paperwork instead.

I wish for crumbling sky.


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Granted, but now the sky is gone and no one can breathe in space.

I wish that I didn't have to take English class.

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Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:19 pm
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Granted, but you have to take any other classes, twice.

I wish for blazing earth.


Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:40 pm
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Granted, but it leaves the human population without a planet, land, sea, and air to breathe in.
(Ignore it if you don't like it. Go and answer it again then.)
I wish for... a Blaziken with wings and had triple typings-Fire-Flying-Fighting.
(I'm so sorry! I'm obssessed with Blaziken!)


Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:53 pm
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It's fine, everyone can join.

Granted, but it stats was lower than Magikarp's.

I wish for Twin Longsword.

P.S. It's fine if you're obsessed with Blaziken, i myself obsessed with Gallade.


Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:44 am
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Granted, but the original owners will come after you with a vengeance, with the US Army behind them. (Does that make sense? I like this game, but it's so hard!)
OR, granted, but your life will be miserable, as you are forced to kill people around you in order to keep the weapons in your possession. (Whichever you like!)
I wish for... Michael Jackson to be alive again! (No, he's not my favorite singer. He just happens to be dead, and he's been dead for a short time only)


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Granted, but after he has been revived, he cannot speak, dance, nor sing.

I wish for donuts.


Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:00 pm
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Granted! (Cool! I like donuts too!)
However, you get too much of it and you're rushed to the hospital with a terrible stomachache.
I wish... that I could have the power to control other people's actions with just a snap of a finger. (It'd be so cool!)


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Granted, but the only action you could make other people perform is scratching their butt.

I wish for NDSXL.


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Granted, but it breaks down in two days.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

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Granted, but you never wake up from the sleep.
I wish for a catastrophic and global deluge that engulfs... well, the world (global implies that).


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Granted, but every people on the earth already left with rockets and left you behind.

I wish for human blood other than mine.


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Granted, but you get blood of the wrong blood type and you die because of that.

I wish I will never freeze or overheat to death.

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Um... granted, but you become a vampire and... Darn it! Thundawave! How could you? I had a good idea coming too...
It doesn't matter. As for yours, it's granted. However, you'll be prone to just the opposite! Warm/Coolness! (So, you'll die if you go into a room where it's neither cold nor hot)
I wish for a nice hot cup of cocoa during this bizarre weather we're having here in America (It's freezing cold here! I swear that this morning was at least three times warmer than what we have now! Or, is it just me?)


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Granted, here it is. By the way, i coughed and spitted on it.

I wish for M4A1 SOPMOD.


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