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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1521
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 Something you shouldn't say to your girlfriend when she tells you she's pregnant.
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| Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:47 pm |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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"So how many months have you been that large?"<--- Never say that.
_________________ I'm back!
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| Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:57 pm |
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Crunchy
Gym Leader
Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:09 pm Posts: 3227 Location: Anywhere and everywhere, coming for you.
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"Whose is it?"
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| Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:14 pm |
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Ethereal Ice
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:50 pm Posts: 238 Location: <*((( ><
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"But this is only our first date..."
_________________ Platinum Ether- 1806 9029 2434Black Aether- 2623 2660 6854
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| Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:35 am |
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rex09
Pokemon Master
Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 1309
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"Uhh, your sister didn't tell you?? We're kinda dating..."
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| Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:47 pm |
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romon1
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:19 pm Posts: 73 Location: Toronto
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"Sounds tasty. Can I have it when it's ready?"
_________________FC (Platinum): 2793 7242 2819 romon1's Trading Thread <----Check it out! Will now breed for egg moves and natures!
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| Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:09 pm |
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shinashu taji
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:49 pm Posts: 1175 Location: William McKinley High School. Lima, Ohio.
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"Now you can say that you are just pregnant and not fat."
"Now you have a good reason to overeat."
_________________ I suck at WiFi battling.
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| Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:45 pm |
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LeoTheLion
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:22 pm Posts: 239 Location: Lying in a pool of Mt. Dew Throwback
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"Are you sure?"
_________________You threw a "Dusk Ball!" Aw, it appeared to be caught. Screw it! Master Ball.
~A haiku
I disable smilies because I do not smile.
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| Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:13 pm |
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AEP: Master Trainer
Ace Trainer
Joined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:53 pm Posts: 382 Location: Confidential for specific reasons...
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"Oh great, now I can just leave you forever. I can't deal with a child!"
"Oh, da*n, now I have to, uh, go see the dentist!" (as he's leaving): "And I enjoyed the sex so much too..." 

AEPMT 
P.S.: I'm not really like that, but I figured that would be a really good line NOT to say...
_________________It's great to complete a Pokedex! So I'll need some help... If you want to get better at writing in general, please visit my site! Writers' Challenge
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| Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:30 pm |
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Dark_Swampert
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:59 am Posts: 248 Location: YOU DUMBASS!!!!
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"Oh dear that could be a problem" "now think what would be better a new car or a baby?" "Let's play jump down the stairs!!!" xDDD
_________________ YOU BAKA FACE!!!
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| Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:01 pm |
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goldenquagsire
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
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"I had a vasectomy last year."
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Country called 'Indonesia'
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"Do i know you?"
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| Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:33 am |
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Magus
Pokemon Master
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:12 pm Posts: 1401 Location: Aurora, CO
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"I'mma let you finish but I really think that Beyonce is way better at this sex thing."
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| Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:14 am |
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Dark_Swampert
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:59 am Posts: 248 Location: YOU DUMBASS!!!!
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Stand right here I'll be back (when I'm sober)
_________________ YOU BAKA FACE!!!
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| Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:47 pm |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Country called 'Indonesia'
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"Oh, good! A new baby experiment!"
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| Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:55 pm |
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Dark_Swampert
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:59 am Posts: 248 Location: YOU DUMBASS!!!!
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Man, I gotta lay off the shrooms'. For a second there it sounded like you said you were pregnant.
_________________ YOU BAKA FACE!!!
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| Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:41 pm |
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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1332 Location: OH JESUS!!
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"It's mine."
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Dark_Swampert
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:59 am Posts: 248 Location: YOU DUMBASS!!!!
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"Honey stand right behind the car I need you to check if the wheels are working right"
_________________ YOU BAKA FACE!!!
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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"If it isn't a boy, or a miscarriage, we're through."
_________________ I'm back!
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| Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:14 pm |
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Dark_Swampert
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:59 am Posts: 248 Location: YOU DUMBASS!!!!
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"Let's race, first one to the abortionist and back wins"
_________________ YOU BAKA FACE!!!
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| Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:55 pm |
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Registeel_Rocks
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 pm Posts: 1568 Location: Wisconsin
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'm not paying for anything
_________________ Whoa who is this guy anyway?
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| Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:47 pm |
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Dark_Swampert
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:59 am Posts: 248 Location: YOU DUMBASS!!!!
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"Throw it out back when you're done" "Yay! another reason for me to leave the house" "Fine, I'll get the shovel" "Where'd you buy it, so I can take it back"
_________________ YOU BAKA FACE!!!
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| Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:23 pm |
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GollyGreg
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:55 am Posts: 131 Location: Tall grass
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"Funny. I didn't think you looked pregnant."
_________________2x4b wrote: OCCULAR BLEEDING IS THE ONLY REASON TO IGNORE VIDEO GAMES!
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:17 pm |
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Sneaky Sneasel
Gym Leader
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:21 pm Posts: 3128 Location: College
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"Mmk."
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| Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:12 pm |
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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1521
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 Things you can say about your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend
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