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Chuck Norris once took a vacation to the virgin islands. when he left, it was only called the islands.
Chuck Norris was once laid over in an airport in africa for an hour. nine months later, 3,000 babies were born.
Chuck Norris once won a race against a beam of light.
Chuck Norris tutored Einstein in physics.
The only reason aliens have never come to decimate the earth is because they know that eventually they would run into Chuck Norris.
that's all i got... and what's with all these people asking who Chuck Norris is?!?! n00bs

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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.
On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris melted a Regice.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. There is no other way to describe him Chuck Norris.

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Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table; he only recognizes the element of surprise.
When chuck norris was born, his doctor was the only one who cried; never slap chuck norris.
can't remember...

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
ON Valentine's Day Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his victims being very romantic Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day
On the day Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris

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he can slam a revolving door
he lost both legs but managed to walk it off

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fifaking wrote:
he lost both legs but managed to walk it off


The real mystery is how he lost both his legs in the first place.

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Chuck Norris is the reason the British lost
Chuck Norris is the reason for suicide bombers;they don't want Chuck Norris to kill them,but they still want to kill people

The first one I think I heard somewhere and the second one I kinda made up myself (please don't kill me Chuck Norris).That's why the second one kinda sucks.

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