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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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So, my mom and I were having a conversation today about how humans came to be, and we discussed aliens injecting DNA into apes, and having failed experiment in homo-habilis, homo-erectus, and then they finally got homo-sapiens.
I said to her: That's nice mom, but thats not how Jews came to be. My research has concluded that the only plausible explanation for how we came about was as follows: A snake got hit with a rock, and was decapitated. Its blood fell and anointed a piece of gold ore. The first Jew was born.
Okay, make fun of your heritages.
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:41 pm |
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Ethereal Ice
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:50 pm Posts: 238 Location: <*((( ><
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Well since i'm from a rock in the middle of the ocean i can tell you now that its crazy. The closest thing to a national dish that we have is either KFC or Cornbread, a national drink if there were any would be either Koolaid or Beer. Any type will do. We sit on walls and drink said beer. When it rains every and all bermudians stop working and go to the nearest window to decide wither it is tank rain or not, this can take hours after it has stoped raining aswell. And to top it all of you're not bermudian if you can't be 15 minitues late for no reason at all.
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:50 pm |
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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1350 Location: C-Town
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I don't even know how to do this without making fun of myself. I pretty much fulfill most of my stereotypes.
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:45 pm |
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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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I live in America, I'm fat, and I'm arrogant.
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:26 am |
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FallOfIdeals
Bug Catcher
Joined: Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:58 am Posts: 6 Location: New Brunswick, Canada
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I'm Canadian, I live in an igloo and have a pet moose, beaver and polar bear. Aswell, I finish every sentence with "eh".
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:08 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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Hey, shut up. I love being American. Exzcept it's really hard for my to type with the 10 donut rings on each finger, a burger in one hand, and and entire turkey in the other. And it's easy to avoid conflict as well. I just sign on here and rage a bit and there's nothing anyone can do aboot it (I'm also Canadian).
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:23 pm |
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Jaguar
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:32 am Posts: 114
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Hi, I'm English and I drink waaay too much tea.
Hi, I'm English and my country's goverment is pretty terrible at the moment.
Hi, my Brother and I are part Irish and drink waaay too much.
Done
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Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:40 pm |
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DragonPhoenix
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:50 pm Posts: 854 Location: Australia
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You could blind me with a shoe lace :0
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Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:28 pm |
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Emin Jofit
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 459 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere.
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DragonPhoenix wrote: You could blind me with a shoe lace :0
Don't you mean shoe race? Being American also makes me racist.
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Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:55 pm |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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See, he's Asian (Singapore?), so if you put a shoelace across his eyes, he can't see.
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Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:28 pm |
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Dan Roswald
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:45 am Posts: 370 Location: United States
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Peanut-Lover wrote: See, he's Asian (Singapore?), so if you put a shoelace across his eyes, he can't see.
He was making fun of his accent. And lol.
I'm from Scandinavia. I'm obseenly large and strong and make butter for fun, don' 'cha kno?
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:07 pm |
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goldenquagsire
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
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Hi, I'm half-German and I haven't committed any war crimes in over three weeks!
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:37 pm |
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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1350 Location: C-Town
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I have no strong opinion on this matter one way or the other.
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:05 pm |
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Azure
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:29 pm Posts: 286 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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Hello i'm from Canada. I travel by dogsled and wear a big thick parka all year because it is -50 deggres celcius here eh.
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Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:40 am |
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Poe
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:56 am Posts: 860 Location: Maryland
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Hello, this is Kumar speaking, what is the problem with your computer, sir?
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Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:23 pm |
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Arcteia
Bug Catcher
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:44 am Posts: 18 Location: Maine, US
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I have hairy armpits.
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:22 pm |
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Peanut-Lover
Site Administrator
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:32 am Posts: 1917 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Poe just reminded me of a wonderful movie.
Google it if you haven't seen it, it makes fun of lots of stereotypes.
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.
They got:
Chinese men
Indian men
Black men
Chinese women
White police officers
White Coworkers.
The list goes on!
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Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:40 pm |
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Poe
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:56 am Posts: 860 Location: Maryland
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Also, Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. That's where I got the name Kumar from.
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Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:12 pm |
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Registeel_Rocks
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 pm Posts: 1578 Location: Wisconsin
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I make-a the greatest pizza you ever-a seen! If you don't want-a that, I can-a make you some great-a rigatoni!
Mama-mia this is rather-a unclassy!
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:22 pm |
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Crunchy
Gym Leader
Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:09 pm Posts: 3230 Location: island of giant spiders with shooting lasers
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I'm Australian. I'm **** lazy and I'm drinking a beer as I speak.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:36 pm |
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DragonPhoenix
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:50 pm Posts: 854 Location: Australia
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Crunchy wrote: I'm Australian. I'm **** lazy and I'm drinking a beer as I speak.
mate, if thats not VB you're a **** fairy
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