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Dragon Tamer
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The idea is that I suggest an idea, and anyone at all comes in with an idea for it.

Example: I post
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~Round One~
Things a builder would never say.


Example: A competitor posts
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I'm getting sick and tired of chicks walking around.


But the thing is, don't be serious! Give us all a laugh and a half.

One guess per person for each statement.

Whosever’s answer is funniest will receive 3 points
Whosever’s answer is the second funniest will receive 2 points
Whosever’s answer is the third funniest will receive 1 points

My decision is final.

This activity will end on the 6th of July.
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~Round 1~

Worst news that you could ever be told about your personal health.

Worst superhero idea possible.

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Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:12 pm
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I regret to inform you because it appears that you have died...

Captin Karp {magikarp}


Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:35 pm
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I'm sorry sir, but there seems to be a watermelon in your colon.
Super Jagz

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Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:25 pm
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Hey karp is an awesome hero

We're sorry but we must Nueter you.

Captain Antartica. Like captiain america
but his only power is to summon a penguin,who dances, and drinks, and tells everyone F*** YOU!


Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:45 pm
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Sir, i am sorry to inform you but you have attained a record of 289 STD's. Will you live? Yes, but you won't be a man anymore.

captain obvious, the worst dialouge scince Qteen dikety two.

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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:10 pm
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I'm sorry sir, but we have misplaced your spleen.

Meg Griffin, that's a pretty bad superhero there.

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Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:15 am
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I'm sorry sir, but it appears that those aren't testicles at all -- they're ovaries, m'am.

Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy. A single psybuck to whoever gets the reference..

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FML wrote:
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML


{dragonair}


Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:09 pm
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Spongebob Squarepants?

Results are in!

Round 1; Riddle 1: Worst news that you could ever be told about your personal health.

The 3rd Funniest was... wolfman with:
"I'm sorry sir, but we have misplaced your spleen."
The 2nd Funniest was... Swift with:
"I'm sorry sir, but it appears that those aren't testicles at all -- they're ovaries, m'am."
And The Funniest was... Shadowninja with:
"Sir, i am sorry to inform you but you have attained a record of 289 STD's. Will you live? Yes, but you won't be a man anymore."

Round 1; Riddle 2: Worst superhero idea possible.

The 3rd Funniest was... Swift with:
"Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy."
The 2nd Funniest was... XRader with:
"Super Jagz."
And The Funniest was... Beav232 with:
"Captain Antartica."

Results Table
Swift 3
Shadowninja 3
Beav232 3
XRader 2
wolfman 1

~ Round 2 ~ Double Points ~

Something a teacher would never say.

Something a pokemon would never say.

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Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:23 am
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Good morning, class. Today's lesson is on beer chugging and cigarette smoking. Pull out your Coors and Camels.

Sorry, until I've received my backlogged paychecks, I'm not fighting diddly-squat.

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FML wrote:
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML


{dragonair}


Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:16 am
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Alright calls, for today's lesson on reproduction, we're going to need to volunteers for an example.

Hey, wait, why do I need to fight? You're About 4 times my size! How 'bout you go in there and defeat that Onix? I'd like to see you try for once!

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Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:33 am
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I love this section on mock the week

Something a teacher would never say. " and thats why the earth is flat"

Something a pokemon would never say. "Digimon.. Digivolve.. Oh wait wrong show"


Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:28 pm
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