dirty tree and a turd plus dirty tree and a turd plus dirty tree and a turd equals 100
so the guy hires him.
This joke took me a couple days to get.
I kid you not.
Hmm, I think some told me this one a long time ago, but I forgot how exactly it gose... but we'll try.
Three men were watching the Super bowl when a Special Report flashed on the screen;
"Beware, there is a Land Shark on the loose and he'll try anything to get you to open the door so he can eat you."
Moments later, the men heard a knock on the door, the first guy rises, with a grunt, to see who was there.
"Who's there?" the man barked through the door.
A low-toned voice mumbled, "Um.... I'm a cable guy."
The man opened the door and......
A little while later, there's another knock. The second guy gets up and goes to see who's knocking.
"Who's there" he asked timidly.
"Um..... I'm a cable guy."
"Nice try, but we didn't call for a cable guy"
"Oh, then.... um... I'm a plumber."
The second man opened the door and.....
A couple minutes passed, and there was another knock.
The third man fearfully got up to answer the door....
With a quiver in his voice he asked, "Wh-who's there?"
"Umm... I'm a cable guy"
"We didn't call for a cable guy!"
"Then, um.... I'm a plumber"
"We didn't call for a plumber!"
"Oh then.... um... I'm a... land shark.."
The man laughed as he opened the door, "No way! I gotta' see th-"
Probably butchered it, but eh. Made me laugh.