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Pretty much anything Steven Colbert says.

"Folks, the President needs a break. He's like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don’t recharge his batteries, he can't suck."

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Here comes the list.
Nobody minds the list, riiight?

"There is one thing about being a president--nobody can tell you when to sit down." - "Ike" Eisenhower
"Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it." -Benjamin Franklin
"Life is a sh!t sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you can't taste the sh!t." -Jonathon Winters
"I always advise people never to give advice." P.G. Wodehouse
"Fame is like ice cream. It's only bad if you eat too much." -Mick Jagger
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." -Richard Gregory
"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." -Plato
"There is no deodorant like success" -Elizabeth Taylor
"If there is a supreme being, he's crazy." -Marlene Dietrich
"Never hunt rabbit with dead dog." -Charlie Chan
"Never accept a drink from a urologist." -Erma Bombeck
"Crime is common, logic is rare." -Sherlock Holmes (Arthur Conan Doyle, logically)
"Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." -Anonymous
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our ai and water doing it." -Dan Quayle
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" -Dan Quayle (again)
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the drivers that make them dangerous." -Frank Rizzo
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." -Gloria Steinem
"Q: if you had to into 25 words or less what it is you're trying to say when you get up on stage, what would it be?
A: LOOK AT ME!" -Joe Strummer (the Clash)
"Somebody said to me, 'But I thought the Beatles were antimaterialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I used to sit down and say, 'Now let's write a swimming pool.'" -Paul McCartney
"Art is the last thing I'm worried about. If you want to call it art, yeah, okay, you can call it what you like. As far as I'm concerned, 'Art' is just short for 'Arthur.'" -Keith Richards

More to come. For now, I gotta go somewhere =D
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Woots! The next part!

"Computers in the future my weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -Popular Mechanics
"I think here is a world market for maybe five computers" -Thomas Watson
(Musical bloopers kids wrote from Missouri School Music Newsletter)
"Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf, he wrote loud music. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this."
"Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing."
"When electric currents go through them, electric guitars star making sounds. So would anybody."
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"A woman drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her." -W. C. Fields
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and stupidity--and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
"Why is it that nobody understands me, and everybody likes me?" -Albert Einstein
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." Pancho Villa
"But, but, Mister Colonol--" -Benito Mussolini
"It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest." -Anonymous
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx
And time for my favorite, Will Rogers!
"If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?"
"I belong to no organized party. I am a democrat."
"You can't say civilizations don't advance. In every war, they kill you a new way."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Nothing you can't spell will ever work." (THAT'S RIGHT ALL YOU TEXTERS =D)
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"It's better to be silent and thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt." -Abe Lincoln
"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then is an empty desk?" -Albert Einstein

And that's it...for now...
I'll probably post back here every so often with more quotes.
Also, I had to write a list of 100 favorite quotes back in 7th grade, and I could only find one sheet of the two. Fortunately, I got most of the quotes from a book called the "Bathroom Reader" =D

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"Eat when hungry; Sleep when sleepy"

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I wouldn't know..."

"Either she's dead or my watch has stopped"

"I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you come home!"

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"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

"How opposed are you to grand theft auto?"
Alice Cullen.

"I haven't failed, just found a thousand ways that don't work."

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My friend wrote (on msn)-
Friend_"I'm going to see the movie teilight"
Friend_"Have you seen the movie twight"
Friend_"TWILIGHT"
Me_ :lol: teilight.......twight............twilight, get it right
Friend_ :lol: the books really goos
Me_goos?
Friend_ I mean GOOD ok!

:lol: couldn't stop laughing!

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This is from the Lord of the Rings movie, not the book, (OMG, there's actually something notable in the movie that's not in the book!)

Gandalf: "Ah, this is the way."
Frodo (I think): "How can you tell?"
Gandalf: "The air smells less foul. When in doubt, always trust your nose."

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My favorite quote is from duke nukem:

"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im allll outta gum" :lol:

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My favorite line is a little bit serious. "Without Him, I am nothing". And I mean it with all my heart.








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Some of my favorite quotes;

"Luke, I Am Your Father" - Star Wars Episode V

"Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!" - Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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FORREST GUMP!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
"My momma always said: life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."
"Run, Forrest, RUN!"
"The only good thing about bein shot in the buttocks is the ice cream."
:) Awwwwwww........I love that film.
"It's simple; kill the Batman."

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"I wont lie to you,"
"If the truth be told,"
"Oh! What's Occurin'?"
"Make Friends, Make Friends
never never brake friends
If you do I will flush you down the loo
and that will be the end of you."

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"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?!" (Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark)
"He chose... poorly" (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
"I'm looking for something hot.
I already have boyfriend. But i can make some arrangments." (Get Smart)
"You could at least close your door while changing! Or wear a bra!
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I'm gonna love this place!" (Pokemon X (comic))

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Not sure if anyone's said this yet, but I'm not scrolling through three pages worth to find out.

Mohandas Gandhi wrote:
Man is but the product of his mind; what he thinks, he becomes.

Franklyn D. Roosevelt wrote:
The only thing to fear is fear itself


Here is one I made, not sure if anyone else thought of it before me :P it's also in my signature.
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Infinite is a finite number


Here are some in my school's agenda book. They're all labeled as "Anonymous."

Anonymous wrote:
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Don't worry about what people think, because they seldom do.

Solutions are NOT the answer.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. SUCCESS = FAILURE

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks (I love that one)

Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

If this quote did not exist, someone would have invented it.

All I got.

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Infinite is a finite number.

Just one of those lame encouraging quotes made by me :)


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"Go ahead, punk, make my day."

and my other one that i remember has to be the dialogue from the sixth post-ending chapter of the newest Mystery Dungeon, actually, it happens to be my signature, but i'll post it anyway.

"See Sam, Turtwig knows what's best for him and the world."

"Don't listen Sam, he's lying!"

"Will you join me Sam? Take your time, choose carefully..."

"I REFUSE!"

"Wha-a..."

"I refuse, because this is all an illusion!"

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Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!"
Stan and Kyle: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"
Butters "What what, in my butt!"
Cartman "But muuuuuuuummmm"


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