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Pokemon Ranger
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Okay everyone, I've brought in this game.

The idea is that I suggest an idea, and anyone at all comes in with an idea for it.

But the thing is, don't be serious! Give us all a laugh and a half.

The winner shall recieve a SECRET prize! OO!

You gain 1-5 points depending on comedy.

Will end on 21st August. Why? It mah birthday!

~~ROUND 1~~

Worst thing to hear over a tannoy system.


Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:33 am
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Pokemon Master
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"Only you can hear me."
"The train to Nottingham will arrive in 5 minutes, which is a pity, because this is Tesco."
"Second floor... but you can't get out."
"Welcome to our school sports day, Mark'll probably get stuck in a sack, ha-bloody-ha!"
[High-pitched voice] "Can somebody come to the salami slicer please?"
[With fingers closing nose] "If anybody has found a Vicks inhaler..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we all know there will be a bomb on the tube, but will it be today?"
"The lift doors are closing... leaving you trapped in an airless windowless coffin... hurtling downwards at a hundred miles an hour..."
"Would the parents of the child who fell into the tiger enclosure please come to lost property to collect her shoes."
"The plane is about to land in Glasgow, passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years."


Next round: Stupid twats that rip off Mock the Week and use the idea for their own gain :/


Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:39 am
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Yeah, and the QI quiz was any better.
(Calm down, Calm down)

1 go per person.


Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:55 am
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"This building will blow in 10 seconds. Oh, too bad your in a straight jacket. Have a nice day!"

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Quote:
"Would the parents of the child who fell into the tiger enclosure please come to lost property to collect her shoes."

rofl

"Oh my god did you say you'd found a bomb? Thank goodness I'm not on the train."
"This is a goverment official. We would like to point out that we are not watching your every move Mrs. Fisher. Thank you."

I had to do two ;.;

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Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:38 am
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"lifes not worth living anymore" followed by loud bang
static "bomb" static "bag" static "seat 34"

mab next time think of a sceene wed like to see that wasnt on mock the week cos when they were on it jets ruined (see first reply to this topic -.-)need any idea im full of idea :|

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"A terrorist who goes by the name "John" has been sighted entering a subway station. Witnesses say that he was carrying a bomb which he concealed in his pants."

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Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:36 pm
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I have a new topic:
"Things you would not like to hear on the news."

"The new prime minister of Britain is... AMY WHINEHOUSE."

I did this right, right?

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Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:55 pm
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