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Someone once at school said to me, "Shut up.... ya' stupid!"

I laughed for a long time and I now say it often because it makes me, and others, laugh.

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Heh, normally those who insult me never insult me well. One of the funniest times was when I was at summer camp and tried to get a kid to play tug of war, and for some reason he got really mad and said "Go away four-eyes!"

He wore glasses too.

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Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:51 am
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It's strange. At my school, insults are generally not used to try and hurt someone's feelings, they're just part of conversation. O_o Usually we're all laughing while insulting each other.

Also, the group of...well, best word I can think of is female sluts, at our school has taken to a new high in low - they've begun to use the word "poop" on a regular basis. For instance, "You're such a poop!", "Hey poopface!", "He's like a poop-monster!", and so on. Now, this is High School. Is this normal and I'm just way behind when it cames to stupidity?

Shmeh.

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wow. thats some pretty lame stuff haha. but i must say but the sound of it reading the stuff it seems like most people are either uh.. really little. or nerdy gamers. oh well its cool. im a gamer other wise i wouldnt be here. but now one at school will ever find that out........ but a lot of the gamer slang iiii dont get. anyway. at my school the insults are usually actually really good. even when they dont mean it they're just rly good. which sux cuz i can never fight back... good idea just stay on everyone's good side. then again there are the joking insults were its like
person 1: "wth? that's so *insert rude description here*
person 2: "YOU'RE *insert rude description here*

for example

wtf that's so demented looking
YOU'RE DEMENTED LOOKING!

or

wtf that's so fricken old and broken
YOU'RE fricken old and broken

or

wtf that's such a boring game
YOU'RE such a boring game!

and it turns out really funny a lot of the time when it like.... doesn't make sense.
then theres the "your mom" jokes (not "yo'mama" but your mom... all white and crap)

"hey whatcha doin?"
"your mom! ohhhh"

and then theres also "thats what she said" which isnt really an insult but in a way if you think about it it could be...
one of the worst ones...
"like you just want to tell him 'GIVE ME A BIG HEAD'"
"thats what she said"


ahhhh hahahaha im not a whore.

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Usually I combine the two to make the uber,
'that's what your mum said'
then they'll be like
'my mum said it looks like a ran over orphan?'

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My brother called me a hamburger once,and I looked at him and said, "Do I look I am patty with two buns and tomatoes." He didn't talk to me the rest of the day.

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Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:53 am
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Let's see here...

    Redneck
    Hick
    Honky
    Cracker
    Neocon
    Interventionist
    Warmonger
    Religious nut
    Brainwashed
    Anti-choice
    Nazi
    Fascist
    Republinazi
    Republiconservanazi
    Conservanazi
    Christo-facsist
    Fearmonger
    Hatemonger
    Intolerant
    Child-hater
    Poor-hater
    Bigot
    Racist
    Sexist
    Homophobe
    Hitler


That's some of them I've been called. There's more I'm sure.


Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:02 am
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"You're stupid. Know why? Cuz you're dumb. Know why? Cuz you're dumb. Know why?"

My brother would repeat this endlessly when he was younger. Thankfully he stopped.

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Cobalt wrote:
Let's see here...

    Redneck
    Hick
    Honky
    Cracker
    Neocon
    Interventionist
    Warmonger
    Religious nut
    Brainwashed
    Anti-choice
    Nazi
    Fascist
    Republinazi
    Republiconservanazi
    Conservanazi
    Christo-facsist
    Fearmonger
    Hatemonger
    Intolerant
    Child-hater
    Poor-hater
    Bigot
    Racist
    Sexist
    Homophobe
    Hitler


That's some of them I've been called. There's more I'm sure.


Aren't some of those true though?


Anyway, I've been called a stupid Canadian before. It was pretty funny because I'm not even Canadian... Once you claim to be liberal, people assume that you're from Canada. Some people are just ridiculous.


Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:15 pm
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Lobsel-Vith wrote:
Cobalt wrote:
Let's see here...

    Redneck
    Hick
    Honky
    Cracker
    Neocon
    Interventionist
    Warmonger
    Religious nut
    Brainwashed
    Anti-choice
    Nazi
    Fascist
    Republinazi
    Republiconservanazi
    Conservanazi
    Christo-facsist
    Fearmonger
    Hatemonger
    Intolerant
    Child-hater
    Poor-hater
    Bigot
    Racist
    Sexist
    Homophobe
    Hitler


That's some of them I've been called. There's more I'm sure.


Aren't some of those true though?


Let me get this straight. Krisp just locked a thread we posted in, and you're trying to get it to happen here too?


Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:20 pm
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Cobalt wrote:
Lobsel-Vith wrote:
Cobalt wrote:
Let's see here...

    Redneck
    Hick
    Honky
    Cracker
    Neocon
    Interventionist
    Warmonger
    Religious nut
    Brainwashed
    Anti-choice
    Nazi
    Fascist
    Republinazi
    Republiconservanazi
    Conservanazi
    Christo-facsist
    Fearmonger
    Hatemonger
    Intolerant
    Child-hater
    Poor-hater
    Bigot
    Racist
    Sexist
    Homophobe
    Hitler


That's some of them I've been called. There's more I'm sure.


Aren't some of those true though?


Let me get this straight. Krisp just locked a thread we posted in, and you're trying to get it to happen here too?


No, not at all. It was a serious question. I mean I could see why you'd come off like that, I've been called names before and I came to realize that it was because of a way I appeared. (I.e. How I said something)


Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:50 pm
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Lobsel-Vith wrote:
Cobalt wrote:
Let me get this straight. Krisp just locked a thread we posted in, and you're trying to get it to happen here too?


No, not at all. It was a serious question. I mean I could see why you'd come off like that, I've been called names before and I came to realize that it was because of a way I appeared. (I.e. How I said something)


...

Wow. No, none of those are true.


Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:56 pm
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i was walking through walmart *sigh* and i was stopped by some kid probably 12. he said ''suck my :censored: '' punched my stomach, ran away yelling... i found out later because the mom came up to me and said he had terrets... yeah right.... :?


EDIT: ''your face'' my brother would just abuse that saying. i would respond what about my face... he said ''its your FACE'' and after he got tired of that it became ''your mom'' i would respond ''what about OUR mom''? he would respond ''your mom's face''. i would threaten to tell mom when he started the ''yo mama'' jokes. that made him quit

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A bus driver repeatedly called me 'Miss' to make fun of my voice, despite me having a short beard. I laughed at him each time until the attention-seeking swine shut up. Some people will always revert to 'You're a girl' comments when they have nothing positive to say about themselves.

Online comments are along the lines of :

Genereic MMPORG
Person : What are you doing here?
Me : PLAYING, and you?

Website
Xplayer3240 : Your website sucks.
Me : Anything else?
Xplayer3240 : Do you have any Digimon piccies?
Me : No.
Xplayer3240 : Your website sucks.
Me : Oh?

Sixth Form
Year 7 (11 years old) : Do you want to fight shorty?
Me (18 year old) : Okay short-stump, where and when?
Year 7 (11 years old) : I need to consult my diary ...
At this point I laughed and walked away, with him calling me 'shorty' for a few minutes. Kids can be so dumb.

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Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:45 am
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I only say this because it was my most recent (two to three days ago).

I was at school, end of first block, and the pledge comes on. So, I started syaing it (ok... nothing wrong). all of a sudden I hear this kid start laughing and says, "Look at this kid! He's such a Fag! He's actually saying the pledge! Look at him go! FAG!"

I was soooo ready to kill him, so I turned and said, "Maybe it's because I'm an american and I have a little pride and respect for my country."

And he goes, "I'm an american too, you don't see me saying the pledge."

We went onto say more. Got into my grandfather (WW2 Vet) and such but it ain't worth it. The major stupidity was right at the beggining.


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wtf that's so [rude insult here]
YOU'RE [rude insult here]

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and it turns out really funny a lot of the time when it like.... doesn't make sense.
then theres the "your mom" jokes (not "yo'mama" but your mom... all white and crap)

"hey whatcha doin?"
"your mom! ohhhh"


Funny, that's exactly what one of the kids in my school says all the time.

My sister can get so annoying sometimes...
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My sister's standing in front of the TV.
Me: Can you move? I can't see the TV.
Sister: NO! You're stupid and nobody likes you!


Sigh... She says that all the time. After a few "You're stupid and nobody likes you!"s, it's starts to get old.
She also is good at fake-crying (go figure!) and gets me into trouble a lot. >.<

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i still say 'up your butt n around the corner' when my sister asks where something is. and i say 'your mom' whenever my sister attempts to insult me or asks me a question.

i can't think of any right now, i don't get insulted a lot (only jokingly most of the time)..though one kid did tell me i came from hell. and he thought i wasn't listening. too bad he didn't continue.

he sits next to me now and makes me give him all the answers to his work. :c

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Tell him to go to hell with you.


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most common insult i hear is"your mom" and it's offspring..... "your mom in bed" etc.
another one my freind says to everyone is "well you stupid and got your ass up your head" no i don't know where she got that from :lol:


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I piss a lot of people off because I am loud and have friends and they call me a "fag" and stuff. Uhhhhhh..... forgot where I was going with this..... oh and other guys ask me if I am gay and I always say, "Why, are you?" It is lame but I do actually wonder why they would be asking me if I am gay if they weren't interested. Anyway, they usually retort with, "I'll kick your ass b*tch."

Humans are ignorant.

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Seriously though, if people still find it to be a witty retort, they should have their faces kicked back into pre-school, because they are stupid.

Also, there's a Muslim kid in my Physics set who shakes his head and says "You're a dick." every time I answer a question correctly.


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I went to live in america for a year, and the first day of school I met an american teenager this is what happened(I like freaking people out as I may have mentioned on anothe post):
Me: hello I like gnomes.
girl:wwwhaaaaaattt???(tongue sticking out)
me:I didn't say anything you came and spoke to me.
girl:ooooooomg, you are such a geek.
me:yes I know, hey the roof says gullible.
girl:(after looking up) I don't speeeeek geek languajjjjjjje, I speak coooooall language.
me: congratulations, I speak english by the way.

and I walked away leaving her looking like a horse with its tongue sticking out

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