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Munchlax911
PROBATION
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:28 am Posts: 162 Location: In the endless abyss..
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Granted, but the batteries die the next day.
I wish I could always be happy.
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Groudon King
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:24 pm Posts: 521 Location: Cave of Origins, in the Depths of the Abyss
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Granted, but when a relative dies the rest of your family will think you're a jerk and not care about the one who died.
I wish people can rethink their opinions and fix up mistakes they have made in their opinions.
_________________TRADE (Lv. 51 Palkia) Sig & TC by me
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:02 pm |
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Ace
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:10 pm Posts: 684 Location: AU
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Granted, but very soon afterwards, it becomes impossible for them to.
I wish I was good at everything except for dying and suffering.
_________________3DS FC: Snail 4527-8592-7979
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:16 pm |
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Ghett0
Fails at life
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:23 pm Posts: 546 Location: Isn't my avatar just so cute! :D
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Granted, but two seconds later you lost the ability.
I wish I was smart.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:32 pm |
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Nida
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:36 am Posts: 302 Location: Upstate New York
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Granted, but you have wracking tension headaches for the rest of your life due to an overworked brain.
I wish I had health insurance.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:02 pm |
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Ghett0
Fails at life
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:23 pm Posts: 546 Location: Isn't my avatar just so cute! :D
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Granted, but you get you're membership rejected.
I wish I was cool.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:19 pm |
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SkyBlitz
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:07 pm Posts: 140 Location: The Spriting Shack (check siggy)
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Granted, but it's the 70s that you're cool in, and this is 2007, therefore making you totally uncool.
I wish I had a beastly Mudkip on my Pearl version.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:27 pm |
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Nida
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:36 am Posts: 302 Location: Upstate New York
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Granted, but in exchange, you waive your right to ever own a shiny.
I wish people knew how to play this game right.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:03 pm |
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Munchlax911
PROBATION
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:28 am Posts: 162 Location: In the endless abyss..
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Granted, becuase we already do....
I wish the government would do some stuff to stop drunkies.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:05 pm |
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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1554
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Granted, but when you go out to celebrate it, you drink too much vodka and get arrested
I wish that people would stop with the "Granted, but you die" stuff and make some funny corruptions for a change. Permanently
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:39 pm |
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Munchlax911
PROBATION
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:28 am Posts: 162 Location: In the endless abyss..
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Granted, but it turns out to be funny in my opionion and not yours, still being funny.
I wish I could die.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:42 pm |
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Nida
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:36 am Posts: 302 Location: Upstate New York
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Granted, but the next life is a repeat of this one. Only with recurring rash in delicate places.
I wish there was gay marriage in every state in the US.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:48 pm |
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Munchlax911
PROBATION
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:28 am Posts: 162 Location: In the endless abyss..
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Granted, but then they make it the only kind of marriage.
I wish I could oprn this bag of cashews !!!! Lol
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:03 pm |
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Groudon King
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:24 pm Posts: 521 Location: Cave of Origins, in the Depths of the Abyss
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Granted, but when you you eat them you get food posioning.
I wish mankind didn't fight with itself.
_________________TRADE (Lv. 51 Palkia) Sig & TC by me
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:09 pm |
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Nida
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:36 am Posts: 302 Location: Upstate New York
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Granted - instead we have to fight aliens. ID4 style.
I wish I had a diesel car with a vegetable-oil-only modification so that I could run it off of french fry grease.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:11 pm |
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Munchlax911
PROBATION
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:28 am Posts: 162 Location: In the endless abyss..
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Groudon King wrote: Granted, but when you you eat them you get food posioning.
I wish mankind didn't fight with itself.
Who said I was eating them....
Granted, but it catches on fire and explodes.
I wish I could be able to fly
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:23 pm |
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Nida
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:36 am Posts: 302 Location: Upstate New York
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Granted, but it's only because you launch yourself on a tower of flame from your... Well. You know.
I wish that the Wii Zapper was an actual controller instead of just a harness.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:29 pm |
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Munchlax911
PROBATION
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:28 am Posts: 162 Location: In the endless abyss..
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Granted, but then nintendo turns it into an accual zappaer and it turns into a world wide apocalypse!!! OH MY GAWD!!!1!!1!---------LOL
I wish people would obey all the rules
(help I'm running out of wishes!!!)
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:36 pm |
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Nida
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:36 am Posts: 302 Location: Upstate New York
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Granted, but without all the "PROBATION", "FAIL", and "ILLITERATE" tags, the red-receptor cones in everyone's retinae atrophy. No Psypoke forumgoer can ever see the red spectrum properly again.
I wish I had a hoverboard, like in Back to the Future II.
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Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:39 pm |
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superblah
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:01 pm Posts: 192 Location: Please do not email me since I never check my email! Pm me instead please! You have been warned....
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Granted, but it doesn't work...
I wish the IHBC was more popular.
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Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:14 am |
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Kurushel
Gym Leader
Joined: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:28 am Posts: 508
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Granted, but the sort of members it attracts will end up giving it a bad name.
I wish I didn't have to spend Christmas away from the woman I love.
_________________ ~*Shiny Hunter*~
Persistence ends resistence. 3DS FC: 5069-4148-2325 (please PM to exchange) Poison Friend Safari: Seviper, Ariados, and Whirlipede.
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Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:20 am |
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Jordan W
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:41 am Posts: 200 Location: On my website server
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garnted but she is dead
i wish the internet never existed and computers never did to
_________________[/url] I am so sorry, I have been reborn on psypoke
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Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:17 am |
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Munchlax911
PROBATION
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:28 am Posts: 162 Location: In the endless abyss..
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Granted, but someone invents a copy called "The Winternet" and "The Dumbputer".
I wish this thread was 10 days older.
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Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:07 am |
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Ghett0
Fails at life
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:23 pm Posts: 546 Location: Isn't my avatar just so cute! :D
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Granted, but the ending date is extended a year.
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Munchlax911
PROBATION
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:28 am Posts: 162 Location: In the endless abyss..
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Why do people keep forgetting to put a wish? *sigh*
I wish I was a girl(a pretty girl if need to clarify )
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