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Granted, but the batteries die the next day.

I wish I could always be happy.


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Granted, but when a relative dies the rest of your family will think you're a jerk and not care about the one who died.

I wish people can rethink their opinions and fix up mistakes they have made in their opinions.

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Granted, but very soon afterwards, it becomes impossible for them to.

I wish I was good at everything except for dying and suffering.

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Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:16 pm
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Granted, but two seconds later you lost the ability.

I wish I was smart.

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Granted, but you have wracking tension headaches for the rest of your life due to an overworked brain.

I wish I had health insurance.


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Granted, but you get you're membership rejected.

I wish I was cool.

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Granted, but it's the 70s that you're cool in, and this is 2007, therefore making you totally uncool.

I wish I had a beastly Mudkip on my Pearl version.

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Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:27 pm
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Granted, but in exchange, you waive your right to ever own a shiny.

I wish people knew how to play this game right.


Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:03 pm
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Granted, becuase we already do....

I wish the government would do some stuff to stop drunkies.


Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:05 pm
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Granted, but when you go out to celebrate it, you drink too much vodka and get arrested

I wish that people would stop with the "Granted, but you die" stuff and make some funny corruptions for a change. Permanently

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Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:39 pm
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Granted, but it turns out to be funny in my opionion and not yours, still being funny.

I wish I could die.


Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:42 pm
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Granted, but the next life is a repeat of this one. Only with recurring rash in delicate places.

I wish there was gay marriage in every state in the US.


Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:48 pm
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Granted, but then they make it the only kind of marriage.

I wish I could oprn this bag of cashews :evil: :evil: :evil: !!!! Lol


Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:03 pm
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Granted, but when you you eat them you get food posioning.

I wish mankind didn't fight with itself.

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Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:09 pm
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Granted - instead we have to fight aliens. ID4 style.

I wish I had a diesel car with a vegetable-oil-only modification so that I could run it off of french fry grease. :P


Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:11 pm
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Groudon King wrote:
Granted, but when you you eat them you get food posioning.

I wish mankind didn't fight with itself.

Who said I was eating them.... :lol:

Granted, but it catches on fire and explodes.

I wish I could be able to fly


Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:23 pm
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Granted, but it's only because you launch yourself on a tower of flame from your... Well. You know.

I wish that the Wii Zapper was an actual controller instead of just a harness.


Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:29 pm
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Granted, but then nintendo turns it into an accual zappaer and it turns into a world wide apocalypse!!! OH MY GAWD!!!1!!1!---------LOL

I wish people would obey all the rules
(help I'm running out of wishes!!!)


Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:36 pm
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Granted, but without all the "PROBATION", "FAIL", and "ILLITERATE" tags, the red-receptor cones in everyone's retinae atrophy. No Psypoke forumgoer can ever see the red spectrum properly again.

I wish I had a hoverboard, like in Back to the Future II.


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Granted, but it doesn't work...

I wish the IHBC was more popular.

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Granted, but the sort of members it attracts will end up giving it a bad name.

I wish I didn't have to spend Christmas away from the woman I love.

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garnted but she is dead

i wish the internet never existed and computers never did to

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Granted, but someone invents a copy called "The Winternet" and "The Dumbputer". :D

I wish this thread was 10 days older.


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Granted, but the ending date is extended a year.

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Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:07 am
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Why do people keep forgetting to put a wish? *sigh*

I wish I was a girl(a pretty girl if need to clarify :P)


Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:25 am
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