I saw a Dragonite-shaped cloud before...

When you and a friend play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and pretend your saving Poekmon while you're at the beach (Have done it before)

When you cry when your idiot cousin stats a new game on your Ruby Version and saves it (I almost beat him up for it, too.)

When you see the 4000th shiny you've seen, you try to toss a Master Ball, find out your PC is full, run to your PC, look for someone you can release to make room, and than see that you've EV trained a shiny version of all the Pokemon, with multiples of each.

When you use your lead Pokemon to chop up the monsters in the basement and the attic. (Seriously, I do that.)

When you panic if you don't get to play at least one minute of Pokemon every day. (I do that too.)

When in conversation you need an example for something, the first thing you say is to do with Pokemon. (For future reference anything I put down here I do myself.)

When instead of saying something like "Okey dokey" you say "Okey dokey machokey".

When you use mankey calls to irritate your little brother.

When the majority of your wish list is to do with Pokemon.

That's all I can think of right now, if I think of more, i'll come back and add it on to this post.

When see Pokemon-shaped blocks coming down when you play Tetris.
When you find some Poke-Yen laying on the ground.
When you buy a Fried Crawdaunt at Red Lobsters.

When you say "Well I'll be a fried Magikarp!"
When you say "I'm so hungry I could eat a Wailord, and still have room for another.
When you pray to Arceus for an A on your test.
When you say "You son of a (insert pokemon here)"
When you randomly yell out "MUDKIPZ!"

When you argue with a guy at school (not as little kids either) which is better, information about Pokemon or spriting Pokemon and our friend tries to stop us in the computer lab.

When you sprite at lunch time every other week cause you can't at the other every other week.

When you think up two new Pokemon video games.

When you sprite and make up a fake Pokemon to celebrate halloween, cause your friends aren't trick-or-treating.

When you want to play GB and GBC Pokemon games but you can't because you don't have the cash to rent a GBA and the GB(C) games from gamefly.com so you wonder about it and want a remake of GSC even though you temporarily stop playing D/P for an Unown reason.

When you spell unknown wrong and put unown.

When you check lolstop every day (I slowed down a bit though).

When you list most of the things that answer the question: You know you play Pokemon too much when... twice with answers that apply to you.

when you have dreams about going clubbing with a sceptile and a weavile (then wake up the next morning in bed with dora the explorer)(idk i dream a lot of odd stuff)

When u cant wait to go home and party with ur pokemon in ur seceret base...and then get drunk

when u name a starly "poop"

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Oh yes, definitely when you can't wait to play, not just for the Pokemon, but to get back to decorating your Secret Base as if it's a real home.

And like when my friend began insisting that she had to have her player in it's Secret Base every time she turned the game off so that it could "sleep" in there, lol.

I WAS THE ONE WHO NAME A STARLY POOP I WUZ AT HIS HOUSE AND I RADARING FOR RALTS AND I DECIDED I WUZ GOING TO CATCH A STARLY RANDOMLY AND I NAMED IT POOP (YAY ME)

when u eat clam chower and then u stop bc u think u r harming a clampearl.

When you call a ferret a "Furret".

When you're looking through a history book and see,

"Arceus created the universe back in the year 1 B.M(Before Mew). Some scientists, such as Professor Oak, say Arceus created the universe 1 Pokémon
at a time. Others, such as the famous Professor Burch, support the "Big Bang theory" stating Arceus created the universe as a whole all at once. In the year
1 M.E(Mew era) Mew came to relieve us of all our sins and violation of trainer's code. A trainer named Satsoshi caught Mew with a Masterball on the cross. Later in 1256A.M(After Mew), the prehistoric Pokémon such as Tyranitar, Salamence, Aerodactyl, Kabutops, Cranidos, and Shieldon lived. To this day we search for they're fossils and restore them."

You know you play to much pokemon when you lie wide awake at night and pokemon music plays in your head

You know you play to much pokemon when you think bananas grow on

You know you play to much pokemon when you hear team rockets theam and you run to hide your poke plush's

You know you play to much pokemon when you start hearing poke music in your head

When you go into the toy section and start throwing pokeballs at all the plushies, and shouting "WOO-HOO I CAUGHT *insertpokemonnamehere*!"

You know you've played to much pokemon when you start calling riceballs "Doughnuts".
I did that once, My sister hit me upside the head.

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When you read (and respond to) topics like these

When you get so confused about Ev training that you set out and spend days trying to EV train your Shedinja in HP.

When you see a tree move during a breeze and run inside to get your watering can.
When you decide to send out your pet turtle after seeing a firebreather at the circus.
When you grab a pencil and sketch someone doing something, than attempt to do it.
When you attempt to feed your pet vitamins and see if it'll grow stronger.
When you have your pet hurt 252 birds, 252 attack dogs, and 4 Bidoof dolls, and you specifically bought the pet that was jolly.

When you go to the safari and start throwing rocks at the lions, merely because they're "rare".

When you start referring to the smurfs as "shiny midgets".

When the teacher call you up to put something of the board, you write PRLYZ in big letters.

When you glue a coin to your cat's face.

When you gather all the pink balloons at a birthday party and start ordering them to sing so that you can steal everyone's wallets.

You're really hooked when you go to an art museum and expect they should make life murals of pokemon playing around, fainting other pokemon, and worshiping Arceus.
Or when you sleep you see darkrai.

Lol thats a little much :P

you know you play to much pokemon when you kill you turle by trying to surf to cinnabar island.

When you find a fossil and say "0mG I'm gonna getzors an aEroDactillxzorz!!!1!!1one" than travel to a volcanic island where there's a lab and turn it in just to see it's a normal dinosaur.

When you raid an old power plant and search for a big electric bird.

When your friend Bill takes you on a ship ride and the next second you're looking for a girl who's lost in a forest.

When every letter you see has an eye in it and spells an ancient message.