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Funny funny. Just out of curiosity where are you people geting all these chuck norris jokes? Hmm sounds like a conspirecy to take down chuck hmm could be wrong.

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Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:46 pm
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Personaly, I make them up.

Nother joke:

Chuck Norris is the reason the chicken crossed the road

Alternitave:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Chuck Norris told it to.

Edit: I made this because I was bored.

If Chuck Norris was a pokemon:
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:04 pm
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If Chuck Norris was a Pokemon, you wouldn't be able to catch him because Chuck Norris can break Master Balls with his beard.

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Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:57 pm
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Okay for last minute interies i will give one more hour and after that I will anounce the winners. Good luck

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Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:32 pm
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The clock is ticking until the end...

Here is a joke that I have tried my best to undirty:

A hypnotist was doing a show at the local retirement home.
He got up on stage and announced "Normally I only hypnotize half a dozen people, but tonight I'm going to hypnotize all of you" The old people were getting excited "Here I have a golden watch" The hypnotist continued "It has been passed down my family for 7 generations, for it's amazing ability to hypnotize any living creature. Now, I want all of you to watch the watch. Watch the watch, watch the watch. Chant with me, Watch the watch, watch the watch..." The old people watched the watch. They watched as the chain on the watch broke, and they watched as the watch fell onto the ground and smashed into thousands of pieces. And they heard the hypnotist loudly yell "Poos*".


It took a whole week to clean up the retirement home!!!


*He didn't actually yell Poos. Just use your imagination.

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Hmm i wonder what time it is hmm anyways times a-ticking post away you comedian you

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Okay the contest is at an end and no matter what I so injoyed all your posts so back to the contest the winner is..... Mudget!!!!! Heres his joke

A hypnotist was doing a show at the local retirement home. He got up on stage and announced "Normally I only hypnotize half a dozen people, but tonight I'm going to hypnotize all of you" The old people were getting excited "Here I have a golden watch" The hypnotist continued "It has been passed down my family for 7 generations, for it's amazing ability to hypnotize any living creature. Now, I want all of you to watch the watch. Watch the watch, watch the watch. Chant with me, Watch the watch, watch the watch..." The old people watched the watch. They watched as the chain on the watch broke, and they watched as the watch fell onto the ground and smashed into thousands of pieces. And they heard the hypnotist loudly yell "Poos*".

It took a week for them to clean up the retirement home
Congrats my friend and as the winner I wish to know the name of this joke.
Ok and even though this is done I would like to say you don't have to quit making jokes as I said befor IF you have some jokes you would like to say pm me and I have an idea about making a thread for making jokes and if a admin likes or dislikes my idea i would like to know anyway congrats mudget

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Yay, thanks!!

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High Tide comes around when Chuck Norris flies over your coast, the tide is due to God pissing himself.

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Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:54 am
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Clintonius that word is in george carlins seven words not allowed on television. So
What possesed you to think we want to hear it here.
Although the actual contest is over that does noyt mean its allowed. Please edit. There are young children on this site :evil: :mad: hmmmm
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Oh good lord, thank God this "activity" is over. *Locked* (7/12)
Oh, and Sparky the wonder monkey, don't backseat mod. You annoy the crap out of me, with your bad grammar and arrogant attitude.

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