DONT read this if you like the anime. This will NOT be updated every week, I wrote it to prove a point.
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This is the sad, sad story of Ash, Misty and Brock, who never age and always seem to get lost. Thier oblivious to what makes a pokemon good, and cant do squat when it comes to battling, unless they use thier...
SUPER MEGA LASER DESTROYER PIKA POWERED POKEBOT!
Its what proffesor oak
said was a pikachu but was actually a robot pokemon on steroids! The first ever robomon, destined to destroy the world, leaving proffessor oak to rule it all! MWAHAHAHA! What proffessor oak didnt tell poor, dumb, ash ketchum as that it should NEVER, EVER be exposed to any sort of electricity, or it would short circuit the chip in its brain that tells it destroy all humans, so Ash ran about his hometown with his pikachu , fought off a crapload of spearow, was electrocuted several times, losing many, many nuerons, so many his neorons went into the negatives, then ended up endebted to the ceruleon gym leader. By 1,000,000 pokeyen. Poor Ash was a losr from the beginning, however he used the old bike he stole to power up pikachu in the second episode and short circuited the chip to destroy the humans, leaving thier adventure a meanigless ploy to distract viewers from gary, the real hero, and giovanni, Oaks son/accomplice, if only the TV crew hadnt have focused on Ash, WHY?
End of prolouge
Chapter one.
Ash misty and Brock were lost in the woods
! when a wild pokemon stole ashs hat! YES! Ash then said "Look, a pokemon, lets go catch it, Ive never seen a rattatta before! LOL! Better get ma hat back to! Huhuhu!" So they all chased after the rattatta when it came back to a mildly attractive young girl. Brock, bieng blind, couldnt tell that she was only mildly attractive and went crazy over her. Misty, trying to keep her options open, kept brock over on thier side. Bieng lost , they decided to sleep with the girl because they had not yet been introduced to adult themed behavior, mainly because they NEVER AGE! So before they went to bed, Ash, bieng his one diminsiinal self, thought "HEy, ShE HaS a PoKeMoN1 We ShOuLd BaTtLe! LOL!" and battled the girl. He was losing until he sent out pikachu! Then pikachu use thunderbolt, but a huge magnet atraccted the electricity, oh no, it was Team Rocket! Why cant they get jobs? Or work for a better team? Or at least go after a different trainer, this ones obviously too strong for them! So they same thier exteremely lame theme song and battled ash, where ash said "TeAm RoCkEt, YoUrE uP tO nO gOoD, ThUnDeRbOlTz! LOL!" and team rocket went blasting off again, then a star mysteriously exploded in the exact spot they blasted off...mysterious. They decided to finish thier pokemon batle in the morning. Unfortunately, Misty, bieng the jealus type wouldnt have it. The nextday, the girl was gone, there was a bloodstain in her bed, and a foul smell coming from a nearby dumpster. Misty happened to have a bloody knife hangingout o her pocket, but nobody paid any attention to that. They were much to busy bieng lost, in the woods, like they were at the beggining, idiots.
Chapter two, a gym battle.
GO PIKACHU! OH NO TEAM ROCKET! ATTACK! REMATCH! GO PIKACHU! THUNDERBOLT! LOL, IM CHEATING! HEHE, I WIN, GIMME THE BADGE ER ILL SEND MISTY AFTER YA!" the end.
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