Granted, but you're forced to take his place for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could catch Latias without trouble

Granted. But it's Level 1.
I wish that Dragonite could learn Hydro Cannon.

Granted, but you took part as a talking tree.

I wish I was bigger.

Granted, but you grew so big that you exceded the ozone layer, and sufocated.
I wish everything was free.

Random note:

Lol, my uncle is 6'8". He has to do that.

Granted, but then everyone would be greedy and take more than what they needed. You'd go hungry, and you'd be forced to buy food at an extreamly high price, or resort to cannibalism.

I wish I was the best at Adobe Photoshop CS2. (Art program)

Granted, but you spend so much time doing it that you forget to do your homework assignment, and the school suspends you.
I wish that I made an important discoverie that was the answer to global warming.

Granted, but it works so good that a new problem developes, global freezing.
I wish everybody knew alot so there was no such thing as school.

Granted, but you would have hours with nothing to do and would get so bored your head blew up

I wish I could turn into a rotten water melon-eating ferrit

GRANTED. BUT YOU LOSE IT.
I WISH THAT I WAS A SEAL. HEHE I LOVE SEALS

Granted, but you are quickly hunted down for your blubber off the coast of Japan. (They seriously make whale burgers. It's disgusting.)

I wish I could relive today (my birthday) so it didn't end up being so horrible.

granted but your mom gives you underware so it ends up being worse!


i wish i had a invinceibol furret! (i love furrets!)

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Granted, but now that it realizes it's invincible, it finds out it's stronger than you, runs away from you, and then takes over most of the known world.

I wish I had a ball-point pen.

Granted, but you're arested for hacking.
I wish I had Deoxys in pokemon emerald.

Granted, but your game got messed up because you used a new and totally horrible gameshark device, and your game was deleted.
I wish that I had an A million dollar check from the quiz show.

Granted, but your little sibling steals the cheque and rips it up.

I wish I didn't restart my Pokemon Firered When I had Darky. (my dark Zubat)

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Granted. You restart it when you've just captured a shiny version of all the Pokemon species in Kanto.

I wish my throat hurt less. It's been really annoying yelling and still not being heard six inches away from me.

-Gardevoir~

Granted, but one day you fell into a huge tank filled with chocolate and drowned.


I wish that I could turn into a shark.

Granted, but your hunted for your skin off the U.S. coast.
I wish Darkrai wasn't a Nintendo event pokemon.

Granted. Now you simply can't get it at all without hacking.

I wish that the Pal Park just copied the Pokemon in the GBA cartridge instead of snatching them forever.

Granted.But the copying process makes the pokemon lose half of everything

I wish the world was perfect

Granted, but the world becomes so perfect that it gets boring and eventully you try to rob someone from sheer bordom, and the police catch you.

I wish that I ruled the world by federal law.