Round OVER! Sorry about the lateness of the update, my internet's cracking up.

Anyway,
The chicken is the commonest bird in the world by miles.

Q15 How many wives did Henry VIII have?
Q16 What is the 'sport of kings'?

Scores
Alkhazor 8
Mutant_Mewtwo 2
Mitch the Dragon Tamer 2
Swampzard 2

Will anyone catch up on Alkhazor and win the prize?
Tune in in 3 days to find out!

Q15: Henry wanted a boy to raise to be gay, so he made some kids with abuncha women. Each one killed when they birthed a female. I believe that one of those daughters became queen Elizabeth te first.

Q16:Its when people get on smelly horsey and smack them on the butty to make them go super duper fast and win a race.

15: I think he had six [wives] and then he died.

16:No, the sport of kings is the pie eating competitions at the fair! OH wait,hats the sport of things. The sport of kings is hockey! Or it would be if when you said that it wasn't in these things :', that makes it a book. By who, I don't know, but what I do know is there is a book called the sport of kings sitting in the living room on our coffe table so I guess it's a book.

Nope! All wrong! Funny though

Q 15 You sure there weren't six?

Q 16 YTou mean it's not hockey?!?!?! Well then, I guess it's Halo 2. Or maybe Final Fantasy...Kingdom Hearts has to be the game of kings!

Spors are all just physical games so why couldn't advanced button pressing be a sport?

Edit: DELETED! -JsX™

Actually, it isn't a technicality. If you'd asked him himself at the end he would have said: 2! All his other marriages were anulled, meaning it was treated like they had never married them. No point.

The sport of kings has been: Chariot racing, Jousting, falconry, bowls, polo and most recently, horse racing. However, for the best part of 2000 years there was one 'sport' which owned the royal tag above all others: **** fighting (for all the imature people amongst you i mean chickens not...)

And I only give points for being precise. He did have 6 wedings, but only 2 wives that counted.
Questions:
Q17 What were Nelson's last words?
Q18 What were the First World War German uniforms made from?

Scores
Alkhazor 8
Mutant_Mewtwo 2
Mitch the Dragon Tamer 2
Swampzard 2

Nelson's last words were: drink, drink, fan, fan, rub, rub. I know you didn't want me to post here because I'd get the right answers but... meh, I was bored. Oh, right, yeah, how rude. I'm PHR's new account 'coz someone changed the password but I back nonetheless so, yeah.

As for the uniforms I'll say... CLOTHENHAGEN

~toodles!

IGNORE RIO'S POSTS. PLEASE!
He knows all the answers (apart from a few) so he won't be getting points. Please don't read his posts .

Okay I looked these up:

It is true:
drink, drink, fan, fan, rub, rub..... =/

And the other one is:
CLOTHENHAGEN

Google is my friend

I didn't think we were allowed to use google, so I think I'll go with the previous answers.

Drink Drink Fan Fan Rub Rub

CLOTHENHAGEN!

Thats without google too. See, I am a genious!

Swampzard got it! The last words were indeed drink, drink, fan, fan, rub, rub. See, he was suffering from dehydration and something (I can't be botherred to research it now). No, CLOTHENHIGEN isn't correct and is a little racist. I frown on you.

Scores
Alkhazor 8
Swampzard 4
Mutant_Mewtwo 2
Mitch the Dragon Tamer 2

They were made of felt, a relatively heavy material

You see, in the trenches, it was cold, and full of dirt/branches. They needed a durable material to support themselves.

Your theory is very good, but the actual material is FREE and is lighter. (and probably grows in your garden).(CLUE)

They were made of grass? Oh.

Excuse me! It is unfair to disqualify someone who knows the answers! I now decree that YOUR VOTES BE DISCOUNTED IN THE CONTEST EC! SHAZAM!

Rarer than grass, AND STING! (huge clue)

You don't mean bees, do you? Oh, god.

BUGS

Plants, not insects. Getting closer though. The points are any bodies.

Scorpions? Roses?

Thorny plants?

Lillies?
Daisies?
Pine tree stuff?
Needle trees? Where the leaves are sharp and thin as needles.

ahhh

cotton? o:

You are dodging about it. Beating about the bush!
CLUE: Butterflies nest on it.

silkweed?

has to be it..

Okay, summing up the clues,

A common plant, that is has strong fibres and is light.
It stings!
Butterflies nest on it. (to protect them)

Could it be any more obvious?
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