Something you shouldn't say to your girlfriend when she tells you she's pregnant.
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| Author: | EvilPenguin [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Scenes from a hat |
Something you shouldn't say to your girlfriend when she tells you she's pregnant. |
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| Author: | Steel_Eel [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"So how many months have you been that large?"<--- Never say that. |
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| Author: | Crunchy [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Whose is it?" |
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| Author: | Ethereal Ice [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"But this is only our first date..." |
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| Author: | rex09 [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Uhh, your sister didn't tell you?? We're kinda dating..." |
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| Author: | romon1 [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Sounds tasty. Can I have it when it's ready?" |
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| Author: | shinashu taji [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Now you can say that you are just pregnant and not fat." "Now you have a good reason to overeat." |
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| Author: | LeoTheLion [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Are you sure?" |
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| Author: | AEP: Master Trainer [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Oh great, now I can just leave you forever. I can't deal with a child!" "Oh, da*n, now I have to, uh, go see the dentist!" (as he's leaving): "And I enjoyed the sex so much too..."   AEPMT    P.S.: I'm not really like that, but I figured that would be a really good line NOT to say... |
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| Author: | Dark_Swampert [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Oh dear that could be a problem" "now think what would be better a new car or a baby?" "Let's play jump down the stairs!!!" xDDD |
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| Author: | goldenquagsire [ Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"I had a vasectomy last year." |
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| Author: | DarkTrainer13 [ Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Do i know you?" |
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| Author: | Magus [ Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"I'mma let you finish but I really think that Beyonce is way better at this sex thing." |
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| Author: | Dark_Swampert [ Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
Stand right here I'll be back (when I'm sober) |
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| Author: | DarkTrainer13 [ Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Oh, good! A new baby experiment!" |
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| Author: | Dark_Swampert [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
Man, I gotta lay off the shrooms'. For a second there it sounded like you said you were pregnant. |
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| Author: | DatVu [ Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Never |
"It's mine." |
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| Author: | Dark_Swampert [ Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Honey stand right behind the car I need you to check if the wheels are working right" |
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| Author: | Steel_Eel [ Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"If it isn't a boy, or a miscarriage, we're through." |
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| Author: | Dark_Swampert [ Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Let's race, first one to the abortionist and back wins" |
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| Author: | Registeel_Rocks [ Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'm not paying for anything |
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| Author: | Dark_Swampert [ Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Throw it out back when you're done" "Yay! another reason for me to leave the house" "Fine, I'll get the shovel" "Where'd you buy it, so I can take it back" |
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| Author: | GollyGreg [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Funny. I didn't think you looked pregnant." |
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| Author: | Sneaky Sneasel [ Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
"Mmk." |
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| Author: | EvilPenguin [ Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scenes from a hat |
Things you can say about your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend |
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