God, I can't not post this.
Wtf would want to use something like this?
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| Author: | DatVu [ Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Dammit, Japan. |
God, I can't not post this.
Wtf would want to use something like this? |
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| Author: | shinashu taji [ Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
I honestly don't know what or how to respond to this. |
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| Author: | goldenquagsire [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
at least the spiderman one is vaguely practical. pikachu just looks like he'd rip something whilst trying to get in. |
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| Author: | Emin Jofit [ Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
I think Metapod would bhe a better...representative for this. Harden, String Shot, I can see it all now. |
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| Author: | Registeel_Rocks [ Sat May 01, 2010 2:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images arrrrrrrrgh |
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| Author: | Dan Roswald [ Sat May 01, 2010 4:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Um....lol? That just doesn't seem......right..... |
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| Author: | pokemon_god [ Sun May 02, 2010 9:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
This is... wow. Umm.... I do not know how to respond to this. |
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| Author: | goldenquagsire [ Tue May 04, 2010 1:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Registeel_Rocks wrote: Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images
arrrrrrrrgh remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems. |
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| Author: | Emin Jofit [ Tue May 04, 2010 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
goldenquagsire wrote: Registeel_Rocks wrote: Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images
arrrrrrrrgh remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems. What about the problems caused by lube? Like being teen pregnant. |
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| Author: | Dan Roswald [ Tue May 04, 2010 6:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Emin Jofit wrote: goldenquagsire wrote: Registeel_Rocks wrote: Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images
arrrrrrrrgh remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems. What about the problems caused by lube? Like being teen pregnant. Lube 'em up and slip 'em out? |
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| Author: | Krisp [ Wed May 05, 2010 4:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Emin Jofit wrote: teen pregnant 
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| Author: | AEP: Master Trainer [ Wed May 05, 2010 8:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Wow, talk about mixing phenomenons... Can't help but laugh at Link's response. AEPMT   
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| Author: | DatVu [ Wed May 05, 2010 8:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Emin Jofit wrote: goldenquagsire wrote: Registeel_Rocks wrote: Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images
arrrrrrrrgh remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems. What about the problems caused by lube? Like being teen pregnant. Yes, remember kids, if you use lube, you will get pregnant. It's better to go without just to be sure. |
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| Author: | Emin Jofit [ Thu May 06, 2010 7:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
DatVu wrote: Yes, remember kids, if you use lube, you will get pregnant. It's better to go without just to be sure. No lube = friction = high levels of heat = dead sperm cells = no pregnancy. Or alternatively, no lube = friction = heat = melting sexy parts = sexy parts fusing togeher = no baby but it might equal awkward Siamese people. It's science. All the cool kids are doing it. |
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| Author: | DatVu [ Thu May 06, 2010 8:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Oh yeah. Sometimes when I have sex without lube, I get burned, because it's too hot, and I have to pull out. |
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| Author: | Crunchy [ Fri May 07, 2010 1:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
I don't know how the topic suddenly changed to teen pregnancy, but here we go... Remembers kids, protect yourself. Use a condom. 
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| Author: | goldenquagsire [ Fri May 07, 2010 9:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Crunchy wrote: I don't know how the topic suddenly changed to teen pregnancy, but here we go...
Remembers kids, protect yourself. Use a condom. or if you're poor as **** or Catholic, remember that buttsex is nature's contraceptive. |
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| Author: | AEP: Master Trainer [ Fri May 07, 2010 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
And for all the kids, if you don't know what that is, ask your parents! They'll love you for it! 
But seriously, I think it was someone drawing a parallel to Pikachu sticking in something... (?) AEPMT
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| Author: | DatVu [ Fri May 07, 2010 9:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
goldenquagsire wrote: or if you're poor as **** or Catholic, remember that buttsex is nature's contraceptive. Lmao. I think this is why my grandparents had so many children. They were devout Catholics who apparently didn't care much for the rhythm method. I think only menopause stopped child #14. Or maybe they just liked sex so much not even the rhythm method could stop it. Also, in that Zelda comic, Link raises his right hand, then punches with his left. Retarded. |
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| Author: | WirelessBrain [ Sat May 15, 2010 5:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Just been creeped out by that first image. That one of link..LOL |
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| Author: | Peanut-Lover [ Sat May 15, 2010 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Condoms don't protect against everything - HIV is small enough to pass through (sad, isn't it?) I prefer meditation, and waiting for the right time, the right person. |
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| Author: | WirelessBrain [ Sun May 16, 2010 5:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Peanut-Lover wrote: Condoms don't protect against everything - HIV is small enough to pass through (sad, isn't it?)
I prefer meditation, and waiting for the right time, the right person. Well..Condoms can't protect against Chuck Norris... |
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| Author: | goldenquagsire [ Sun May 16, 2010 1:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
Peanut-Lover wrote: Condoms don't protect against everything - HIV is small enough to pass through (sad, isn't it?) no I'm pretty sure condoms do help protect against HIV otherwise there wouldn't be such a **** over the Pope banning condoms in Africa. Quote: I prefer meditation, and waiting for the right time, the right person. because buddhist chanting is clinically proven to kill off 100% of sperm 100% of the time. |
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| Author: | DatVu [ Sun May 16, 2010 8:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
I think that the size of the virus is smaller than the umm... binding of latex. Although, I don't think it can jump through the condom as a virus needs a host cell, and it can't replicate if it has no contact with cells between hosts engaged in coitus. |
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| Author: | Registeel_Rocks [ Sun May 16, 2010 9:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dammit, Japan. |
If STD's could jump from person to person without flesh-on-flesh contact, everyone would be infected with everything. Condoms arent perfect, but they're pretty damn close. Only thing safer is to never have sex, but that's the same as avoiding getting hit by a car by staying inside... forever. (yay Bullsh*t) |
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