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God, I can't not post this.


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Wtf would want to use something like this?


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I honestly don't know what or how to respond to this.

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at least the spiderman one is vaguely practical. pikachu just looks like he'd rip something whilst trying to get in.

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I think Metapod would bhe a better...representative for this. Harden, String Shot, I can see it all now.

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Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images

arrrrrrrrgh

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Um....lol? That just doesn't seem......right.....

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This is... wow. Umm.... I do not know how to respond to this.


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Registeel_Rocks wrote:
Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images

arrrrrrrrgh

remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems.

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goldenquagsire wrote:
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Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images

arrrrrrrrgh

remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems.

What about the problems caused by lube? Like being teen pregnant.

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Emin Jofit wrote:
goldenquagsire wrote:
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Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images

arrrrrrrrgh

remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems.

What about the problems caused by lube? Like being teen pregnant.


Lube 'em up and slip 'em out?

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Emin Jofit wrote:
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Wow, talk about mixing phenomenons... Can't help but laugh at Link's response.

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Emin Jofit wrote:
goldenquagsire wrote:
Registeel_Rocks wrote:
Dammit GQ, your post gave me bad mental images

arrrrrrrrgh

remember: lube is the solution to all of life's problems.

What about the problems caused by lube? Like being teen pregnant.


Yes, remember kids, if you use lube, you will get pregnant. It's better to go without just to be sure.


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Yes, remember kids, if you use lube, you will get pregnant. It's better to go without just to be sure.

No lube = friction = high levels of heat = dead sperm cells = no pregnancy.
Or alternatively, no lube = friction = heat = melting sexy parts = sexy parts fusing togeher = no baby but it might equal awkward Siamese people.

It's science. All the cool kids are doing it.

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Oh yeah. Sometimes when I have sex without lube, I get burned, because it's too hot, and I have to pull out.


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I don't know how the topic suddenly changed to teen pregnancy, but here we go...

Remembers kids, protect yourself. Use a condom.

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Crunchy wrote:
I don't know how the topic suddenly changed to teen pregnancy, but here we go...

Remembers kids, protect yourself. Use a condom.

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or if you're poor as **** or Catholic, remember that buttsex is nature's contraceptive.

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And for all the kids, if you don't know what that is, ask your parents! They'll love you for it! :P

But seriously, I think it was someone drawing a parallel to Pikachu sticking in something... (?)

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goldenquagsire wrote:

or if you're poor as **** or Catholic, remember that buttsex is nature's contraceptive.

Lmao. I think this is why my grandparents had so many children. They were devout Catholics who apparently didn't care much for the rhythm method. I think only menopause stopped child #14. Or maybe they just liked sex so much not even the rhythm method could stop it.

Also, in that Zelda comic, Link raises his right hand, then punches with his left. Retarded.


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Just been creeped out by that first image. That one of link..LOL

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Condoms don't protect against everything - HIV is small enough to pass through (sad, isn't it?)

I prefer meditation, and waiting for the right time, the right person.


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Condoms don't protect against everything - HIV is small enough to pass through (sad, isn't it?)

I prefer meditation, and waiting for the right time, the right person.

Well..Condoms can't protect against Chuck Norris...


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Condoms don't protect against everything - HIV is small enough to pass through (sad, isn't it?)

no I'm pretty sure condoms do help protect against HIV otherwise there wouldn't be such a **** over the Pope banning condoms in Africa.

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I prefer meditation, and waiting for the right time, the right person.

because buddhist chanting is clinically proven to kill off 100% of sperm 100% of the time.

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I think that the size of the virus is smaller than the umm... binding of latex. Although, I don't think it can jump through the condom as a virus needs a host cell, and it can't replicate if it has no contact with cells between hosts engaged in coitus.


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If STD's could jump from person to person without flesh-on-flesh contact, everyone would be infected with everything. Condoms arent perfect, but they're pretty damn close.

Only thing safer is to never have sex, but that's the same as avoiding getting hit by a car by staying inside... forever. (yay Bullsh*t)

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