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So, my mom and I were having a conversation today about how humans came to be, and we discussed aliens injecting DNA into apes, and having failed experiment in homo-habilis, homo-erectus, and then they finally got homo-sapiens.

I said to her: That's nice mom, but thats not how Jews came to be. My research has concluded that the only plausible explanation for how we came about was as follows: A snake got hit with a rock, and was decapitated. Its blood fell and anointed a piece of gold ore. The first Jew was born.


Okay, make fun of your heritages.


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Well since i'm from a rock in the middle of the ocean i can tell you now that its crazy. The closest thing to a national dish that we have is either KFC or Cornbread, a national drink if there were any would be either Koolaid or Beer. Any type will do. We sit on walls and drink said beer. When it rains every and all bermudians stop working and go to the nearest window to decide wither it is tank rain or not, this can take hours after it has stoped raining aswell. And to top it all of you're not bermudian if you can't be 15 minitues late for no reason at all.

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I don't even know how to do this without making fun of myself. I pretty much fulfill most of my stereotypes.


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I live in America, I'm fat, and I'm arrogant.

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Hey, shut up. I love being American. Exzcept it's really hard for my to type with the 10 donut rings on each finger, a burger in one hand, and and entire turkey in the other. And it's easy to avoid conflict as well. I just sign on here and rage a bit and there's nothing anyone can do aboot it (I'm also Canadian).

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Hi, I'm English and I drink waaay too much tea.

Hi, I'm English and my country's goverment is pretty terrible at the moment.

Hi, my Brother and I are part Irish and drink waaay too much.

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You could blind me with a shoe lace :0

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DragonPhoenix wrote:
You could blind me with a shoe lace :0

Don't you mean shoe race? Being American also makes me racist.

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See, he's Asian (Singapore?), so if you put a shoelace across his eyes, he can't see.


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Peanut-Lover wrote:
See, he's Asian (Singapore?), so if you put a shoelace across his eyes, he can't see.

He was making fun of his accent. And lol.

I'm from Scandinavia. I'm obseenly large and strong and make butter for fun, don' 'cha kno?

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Hello i'm from Canada. I travel by dogsled and wear a big thick parka all year because it is -50 deggres celcius here eh.

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Hello, this is Kumar speaking, what is the problem with your computer, sir?

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Poe just reminded me of a wonderful movie.
Google it if you haven't seen it, it makes fun of lots of stereotypes.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.
They got:
Chinese men
Indian men
Black men
Chinese women
White police officers
White Coworkers.

The list goes on!


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Also, Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. That's where I got the name Kumar from.

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I'm Australian. I'm **** lazy and I'm drinking a beer as I speak.

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Crunchy wrote:
I'm Australian. I'm **** lazy and I'm drinking a beer as I speak.


mate, if thats not VB you're a **** fairy

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