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Author:  Crunchy [ Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:45 pm ]
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Guess what I've been playing while I've been sick.

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Because if I don't collect the Golden Bananas, who else will? Cranky Kong? Pfft.

Author:  Phantasms [ Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:47 am ]
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That is just too awesome. God I loved old n64 games.

Author:  Krisp [ Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:00 pm ]
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he's the leader of the bunch
you know him well
he's fnially back
to kick some tail
his coconut can fire...and spurts?
if he shoots ya, it's gonna HURT!
he's bigger
faster and stronger too
he's the first member of the DK crew HUH
DK DONKEY KONG
DK DONKEY KONG IS HERE

The kong's got style so listen up dudes
she can shrink in size to suit her moods
she's quick and nimble when she needs to be
she can float threw the air
and climb up trees, if you choose her
you'll not choose wrong WITH
a skip and a hop, she's one cool kong!

HUH DK DONKEY KONG

This kong has no style
he has no grace
t-t-this kong, has a funny face
he can hand stand, when he needs to and
stretch his arms out
JUST FOR YOU
inflate himself
just like a ball-oon
this crazy kong, just DIGS THIS TUNE

HUH DK DONKEY KONG
DK DONKEY KONG IS HERE

He's back again
and about time too
and this time
he's in the mood
he can fly real high with his jet pack on
with his pistols out
he's one tough kong
he'll make you smile
when he plays his tune
but kremlings beware
CAUSE HE'S AFTER YOU! HUH
DK
DONKEY KONG
HUH

FINALLY
HE'S HERE FOR YOU
ITS THE LAST MEMBER
OF THE DK CREW
THIS KONG'S SO STRONG, IT ISN'T FUNNY
CAN MAKE A KREMLING CRY OUT FOR MUMMY
CAN PICK UP A BOULDER
WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKES CRUSHING ROCKS
SUCH A BREEZE
HE MAY MOVE SLOW HE CAN'T JUMP HIGH,
BUT THIS KONG'S
ONE HELL OF A GUY

C'mon cranky, take it to the fridge!

W W W WALNUTS PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS HUH
GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS
AAAHHH YEAH
WALNUTS PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS HUUHH
GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUTS
AHH YEAH WA...*shot*

Author:  DatVu [ Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:03 pm ]
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So **** awful. I hate that song.

Author:  Jamie [ Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:55 pm ]
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diddy kong racing > any DK game, ever

Author:  Krisp [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:24 am ]
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DatVu wrote:
So **** awful. I hate that song.


Your so **** awful that I just want to kill you for saying that

DK RAP LIVES ON IN MY HEART (I typed that by memory) ;)

Author:  Crunchy [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:03 am ]
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Krisp <3

Also, **** Beaver Bother! I hate this minigame so much! I think I've tried it one hundred times and I've yet to pass the 2-to-go mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTZVPF5V14U&feature=related

Author:  Krisp [ Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:53 am ]
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OMG! I HATE that one! It's soooo **** hard! I'd say Beaver Bother is the hardest mini game.

There's another one that's super hard, but I can't remember which one. I'm playing the game right now so maybe I'll come across it in Jungle Japes or Angry Aztec.

http://i39.tinypic.com/10x8pc6.jpg

No ch33ts, no hax. All those bananas are legit. Apparently i am missing bananas for:

DK - one in DK Isles
Chunky - one in DK Isles, one in Fungi Forest, one Gloomy Galleon
Lanky - one in Fungi Forest, one Angry Aztec
Diddy - one in Angry Aztec
Tiny has all the bananas.

I wonder where the **** those are. They have been haunting me since childhood. But wait, 193 + 6 is only 199...where the heck is the last banana?!


edit: nm, I missed one for Chunky. Also, $10 says at least one of those missing bananas is for Beaver Bother.

Author:  Crunchy [ Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:09 pm ]
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Aw you're lucky. It's Lanky's bonus stage in Creepy Castle so you must have passed it. The other Beaver Bothers - I think I had one with Diddy before - didn't have such a bastard of a time limit.

To be honest, after so many times playing that mini game I lost hope collecting all the bananas - and started playing Banjo-Kazooie - but I'll just have to leave that one and come back later, though I really hate doing that.

Anyway, here's another picture of Donkey Kong I like:

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Author:  Krisp [ Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:05 pm ]
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Really? Is that the mini game where he has to float to get to? I just barely remember Creepy Castle...but besides Jungle Japes, Crystal Caves, and Frantic Factory, that's one of the few places I have all the bananas in. :D

Author:  Crunchy [ Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:22 pm ]
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Yep! Lanky's bonus barrel was the one on the top level of the castle and as you enter the room thanks to slamming the red button, there's a gust of wind or something you have to open up in the centre of the room, and that floats you up there. :o

Another difficult mini game I can think of was the Minecart Mayham one with Donkey, with two mine carts of TNT circling the track, and you had to avoid them until the time limit expired.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFHD0r3g_ds

It took me at least 10 goes or more until I used the same basic strategy for myself, holding down the speed button and hoping for the best. Haha.

Author:  Krisp [ Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:50 am ]
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Crunchy did you ever race that beetle in Crystal Caves as Lanky, and Angry Aztec as Tiny? Sooooooo **** hard! It was a nightmare. :( I'd say that's even harder than Beaver Bother. I don't recall ever beating either race, but according to my saved file, I did at one point.

Right now I'm getting ready to fight the boss in Jungle Japes and DK and Diddy have all their little bananas and golden bananas.

Author:  Crunchy [ Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:33 pm ]
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Oh, yeah! I was pretty lucky with Tiny Kong, three goes or something. I don't remember the name or anything.

But the Slip and Slide Race with Lanky, ugh. It took me all night to finish it, and collecting the damn coins while actually trying to avoid the bug from taking them - it was just really frustrating, especially when I finally worked out how to jump across the second lava room. Lol... I think I've sworn the most playing that mini game, haha. After I finally beat it, I could've got up and danced I was that happy to finally get it out of the way.

This guy makes it look so easy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxzWMz9CrdA

I still hate Beaver Bother the most. :P

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