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Author:  Krisp [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:05 am ]
Post subject:  Vince vs. Billy

ok, let's settle this ****.

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VERSUS


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READY.............FIGHT!

You're gonna love Vince's nuts! You gettin me camera guy?

Author:  Registeel_Rocks [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:16 am ]
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Vince: Pros
+Uncanny resemblance of the Team Fortress 2 Scout
+Shamwow has been, many times over, proven better than Billy's Zorbeez
+Exploitable for laughs

Vince: Cons
-Beats women
-Looks creepy off-camera

Billy: Pros
+Intensely strong TV personality
+Products he pitches are usually very decent
+Beard
+Had own TV show

Billy: Cons
-Zorbeez

Billy wins for me. :)

Author:  DatVu [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:40 am ]
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**** Vince, that creepy ass mother ****. Billy all the way God dammit!

Author:  Jigglypuff [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:12 pm ]
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And that is why Vince can rot in prison for all I care. He will never amount to one billionth of the awesomeness that shall forever be Billy Mays.

Author:  LSA2013 [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:19 pm ]
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I heard a joke about Billy Mays. My family thinks his wife (did he have one?) said to him that he was "very dirty", so he washed himself in a washer with Oxi-Clean and regular laundry detergent to compare them. The coroners said the bacteria won't have anything to feast on now :| But seriously, I voted William Mays.

DatVu wrote:
**** Vince, that creepy ass mother ****. Billy all the way God dammit!

Well said DatVu. If he ever gets a girlfriend, she'd use giant shame-wows...


BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now :P .

Author:  FireStarter [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:22 pm ]
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Jigglypuff wrote:

And that is why Vince can rot in prison for all I care. He will never amount to one billionth of the awesomeness that shall forever be Billy Mays.


I guess those Yakuza businessmen finally found him :<

Author:  goldenquagsire [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:01 am ]
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LSA2013 wrote:
BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now :P .

Ooh, nice one to add to the list.

*scribble*

Author:  Pokemaniac [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:21 am ]
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Quote:
BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now :P .


You do know that the family that made the accusations had admitted to making the whole thing up right?

Idiot.

Author:  goldenquagsire [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:35 pm ]
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Pokemaniac wrote:
Quote:
BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now :P .


You do know that the family that made the accusations had admitted to making the whole thing up right?

Idiot.

People make jokes about OJ Simpson even though he was never actually prosecuted for the murder. It doesn't matter if they actually did it or not, just the reputation gained from the respective incidents.

Besides, you gotta admit that there was something dodgy going on with Michael Jackson. I'm not saying he was necessarily a paedophile, but he had issues.

srs tiem over.

Author:  FireStarter [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:05 pm ]
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Pokemaniac wrote:
Quote:
BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now :P .


You do know that the family that made the accusations had admitted to making the whole thing up right?

Idiot.


Michael Jackson did sleep in beds with little boys that he was not related to, and that wasn't the only time he was accused.

Guilty or not, he was really **** up in the head.

Author:  Pokemaniac [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:00 pm ]
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Besides, you gotta admit that there was something dodgy going on with Michael Jackson. I'm not saying he was necessarily a paedophile, but he had issues.



Quote:
Michael Jackson did sleep in beds with little boys that he was not related to, and that wasn't the only time he was accused.


Yeah you are both right on that point. I was just defending the fact that from what "we" the public know Michael Jackson never did molest any children.

Author:  MegaDeth [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:40 pm ]
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Billy Mays ftw!

He was on TV way before Vince "Hooker Beater" Offer.

Author:  Face [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:32 pm ]
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Oh shi- it seems Vince has won the fight.

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Author:  Face [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:32 pm ]
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FireStarter wrote:

Michael Jackson did sleep in beds with little boys that he was not related to, and that wasn't the only time he was accused.

Guilty or not, he was really **** up in the head.


Let us not forget, he was also a terrible parent and a dead beat father, and used his own abusive father as the excuse.

Author:  Espeonage9523 [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:34 am ]
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i've seen so many billy may's commercials that i can't count them all, and after each one i think two things, he advertises more products than i can name ,and he is really good at his job.

i didn't even know vinces name until this poll.

Author:  ask [ Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:45 am ]
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beard>all

Author:  InternetUnabomber [ Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:27 pm ]
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goldenquagsire wrote:
Pokemaniac wrote:
Quote:
BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now :P .


You do know that the family that made the accusations had admitted to making the whole thing up right?

Idiot.

People make jokes about OJ Simpson
99 Problems- But a b***h ain't one of 'em.

Author:  Serpentsounds [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:35 pm ]
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If Tony Stark could build it in a cave with spare parts, Billy Mays could sell it.

Author:  InternetUnabomber [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:13 pm ]
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